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china mug
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deal or no deal
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about monday i was playing poker at luton,on my table was a man well respected for his knowledge of all things equine.having about 2000 chips to his 6500 i suggested a last longest bet at 50 to 1.his reply was if i had a tenner on it .
i ran it past my one grey cell yes sounds like lose 10 pounds or win 500 that will do nicely pig .the next hand was out which i mucked and told my new best British friend he must let me give him the ten pounds in case i lose,also that his only out was to go all in this hand and lose before our bet started at the beginning of the next hand
he had a better idea he changed his mind no bet
i pointed out we had a verball agreement to no avail
i offered to go all iln the next three hands in a row to no avail
yes its crazy to offer 50 to 1 but just imagine if the little voice in his head had said sod it my word is my bound like Maggie thatcher this lady is not for turning.
the table would come to life players would sit a couple of inches taller apart from me as i would have a handicap pushing me down into my seat players from other tables would come offering sage wisdom ending with equine references about a donkey.his chum with the golden locks would abandon his table to shake his head and say haven't i taught you any thing.all would watch as if a baby hedgehog was trying to cross the m25 willing it on to victory or to join his flat mate.at that moment we are alive,there is no credit crunch,we are kings,we only tried Viagra for a laugh,nothing can stop us ,a great moment in poker history tis in the making.
but no he changed his mind ,what if Mr churchill changed his mind
we will fight them on the beaches ,we will fight them in the streets .no Ive changed my mind lets give it to the germans
in the words of homer Simpson when talking to tony the mafia don who wanted his cut of Marge's cookie bussines for shame tony for shame
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babe,Paris Hilton,Maggie thatcher,sonic the hedgehog,the whole cast of WW2,
and homer Simpson.
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WTF?
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Quote from: Newmanseye on April 04, 2009, 08:40:48 PM
WTF?
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Re: deal or no deal
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April 04, 2009, 08:45:22 PM »
Thats some trip ....
Just say NO imo.
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Listen china
When your mates ask you to go Snue Gliffing don't partake, it kills brain cells
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spacefrogs english cousin?
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Girgy85
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Setting up a Grim IMO!!
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no deal imo
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Just read China Mugs other three posts too, his first was this:
"thinking of writeing a book on poker"
Trust me mate, don't bother!
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Quote from: china mug on April 04, 2009, 08:30:35 PM
about monday
i was playing poker at luton
comedy - you sure it wasn't Tuesday?
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just read the rest of this, great post
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Crow+LSD
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Quote from: G1BTW on April 05, 2009, 04:33:37 PM
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That was a great post. trust me. My word is my bound
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