I have always been not too bothered about rubdowns and trash talk at the table as it adds a little interest to the game - even in the wrong way it still makes it entertaining. I'd rather watch a table full of Matasow, Hellmuth and Tony G than 10 Iveys but that's me.
Also - I also feel i am above rubdowns as i just laugh it off and no one can really put me off my game - until last night.
I bubbled in a SNG and there was one player who was an absolute pr*ck. All through the game he was trash talking but never to me so i never once got involved. Down to 4 his talk got even worse and then i made a move on the button with KJ and walked into his Aces. The rubdown was just pathetic. Everyone was just telling him to shut up but he kept laughing at everyone.
It really wound me up so I just hounded him for the next 20 minutes, saying i would play him heads up in a tourney for whatever stake now. Childish i know but i have never seen such trash talk and rubdowns (Dont even think the three mentioned above could stoop that low). He was not accepting my challenge but with everyone calling him chicken (even railbirds were getting involved) he finally relented and agreed to play a $20 PLHE heads up.
He won the first hand and was full of it - you're useless go home to mommy etc etc - and then i just clicked into overdrive and absolutely detsroyed him over the next 15 mins. Never once did he get above 1500 chips. I really played my A game poker and was so happy.
So there we are - I am childish and should know better but every once in a while people can wind you up and this kid needed to be taught a lesson. Tonight i shall go back to ignoring if it happens again.
For amusement - i attach a couple of hands....enjoy his vocabulary
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PokerStars Game #3195652224: Tournament #15811720, Hold'em Pot Limit - Match Round I, Level I (10/20) - 2005/11/29 - 19:53:46 (ET)
Table '15811720 1' One on One Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: Rivsec (1660 in chips)
Seat 2: carlosboozr (1340 in chips)
carlosboozr: posts small blind 10
Rivsec: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Rivsec [

]
carlosboozr: raises 40 to 60
Rivsec: calls 40
*** FLOP *** [

]
Rivsec: checks
carlosboozr: bets 100
Rivsec: raises 320 to 420
carlosboozr: calls 320
*** TURN *** [

] [

]
Rivsec: checks
carlosboozr: checks
*** RIVER *** [

] [

]
Rivsec: bets 960
carlosboozr said, "hahaha"
carlosboozr said, "good game motha ***

"
carlosboozr said, "kk"
carlosboozr said, "i got to celebrate this ****"
carlosboozr said, "**** you nigga"
carlosboozr said, "**** u nigga"
carlosboozr: folds
Rivsec collected 960 from pot
Rivsec: doesn't show hand
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 960 | Rake 0
Board [

]
Seat 1: Rivsec (big blind) collected (960)
Seat 2: carlosboozr (button) (small blind) folded on the River
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PokerStars Game #3195662944: Tournament #15811720, Hold'em Pot Limit - Match Round I, Level I (10/20) - 2005/11/29 - 19:54:48 (ET)
Table '15811720 1' One on One Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: Rivsec (2140 in chips)
Seat 2: carlosboozr (860 in chips)
Rivsec: posts small blind 10
carlosboozr: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Rivsec [

]
Rivsec: calls 10
carlosboozr: raises 40 to 60
Rivsec: calls 40
*** FLOP *** [

]
carlosboozr: bets 120
Rivsec: calls 120
*** TURN *** [

] [

]
carlosboozr: bets 320
Rivsec: raises 360 to 680
carlosboozr: folds
Rivsec collected 1000 from pot
carlosboozr said, "jesus"
Rivsec: doesn't show hand
carlosboozr said, "flush man"
carlosboozr said, "nigga"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1000 | Rake 0
Board [

]
Seat 1: Rivsec (button) (small blind) collected (1000)
Seat 2: carlosboozr (big blind) folded on the Turn
and the winning hand - not that he had much left!!
PokerStars Game #3195684445: Tournament #15811720, Hold'em Pot Limit - Match Round I, Level I (10/20) - 2005/11/29 - 19:56:54 (ET)
Table '15811720 1' One on One Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: Rivsec (2680 in chips)
Seat 2: carlosboozr (320 in chips)
carlosboozr: posts small blind 10
Rivsec: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Rivsec [

Ah]
carlosboozr: raises 40 to 60
Rivsec: calls 40
*** FLOP *** [

]
Rivsec: checks
carlosboozr: bets 120
Rivsec: calls 120
*** TURN *** [

] [As]
Rivsec: checks
carlosboozr: checks
*** RIVER *** [

As]
Rivsec: bets 140 carlosboozr: calls 140 and is all-in *** SHOW DOWN *** Rivsec: shows [ Ah] (a full house, Aces full of Tens) carlosboozr: shows [ ] (two pair, Aces and Tens) Rivsec collected 640 from pot carlosboozr [observer] said, "man bull shiat" *** SUMMARY *** Total pot 640 | Rake 0 Board [ As ] Seat 1: Rivsec (big blind) showed [ Ah] and won (640) with a full house, Aces full of Tens Seat 2: carlosboozr (button) (small blind) showed [ ] and lost with two pair, Aces and Tens
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