Full report on the buffet please ....
These GUKPT Johnnies need to get their act together. I positioned myself at the front of the queue fully 2 minutes 42 seconds ahead of the end of the level. The hot plates looked cold, and there was no cutlery in sight. Odd I thought.
Nevertheless I was at the head of the queue. Disaster! The casino had arranged for food at 7pm, whilst the break came at 6.20pm. As the assembled crowd behind me shuffled off in various directions I was left standing there, bereft of food.
What should I do, stand and wait for forty minutes? No, instead I made it across to the Texaco garage and bought a healthy meal for my tea. I am pleased to report there was no queue when I needed to be served.
So now, replete and restored, I sit here watching a new queue form behind me.
Barry Neville is in full flow, bad beat stories are being swapped and my 20 for 20 buffet queue record remains unblemished, though clearly that record needs adjudication by myself in the cold light of day.
Repeat tomorrow