Following on from fears over the swine flu virus it has been revealed that Britain will not be affected!!
Apparently the Goverment will not be letting it in in case it will offend MUSLIMS!!
With swine flu spreading fast, Kermit the Frog wishes he'd used precautions before shagging Miss Piggy. Muppet!
Americans are thought to be concerned by the swine flu Outbreak in Mexico. They fear they may have to do some work themselves instead of making the Mexicans do it for them.
I think i've caught swine flu,I've just come out in a nasty rasher...
Porky pig has released a statement today about the end of the swine flu.
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-Tha-Tha-Tha-That-Thats all folks"
Sandy