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« Reply #90 on: May 01, 2009, 02:06:45 PM »

Sledge came to pick me up this morning to play golf, he needed petrol. I directed to the one near me

he said "I'm not fucking going there, I might get that pig flu"

I said "No you tw*t, I said Texaco"

that made me laugh much more than it should've
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« Reply #91 on: May 01, 2009, 02:06:50 PM »

We use face masks when doing the tooth whitening here - clients have been asking for them today - the world has gone mad!

surely that makes it harder to get to their teeth

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« Reply #92 on: May 01, 2009, 02:07:24 PM »

We use face masks when doing the tooth whitening here - clients have been asking for them today - the world has gone mad!

surely that makes it harder to get to their teeth

You fool - they have a little hole in the masks to get to the teeth.

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« Reply #93 on: May 01, 2009, 02:09:31 PM »

I think we should start questioning all Mexicans to find out exactly what they know about this disease.

I'm going to start with this one - I may be some time.



[ ] it would take you some time
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« Reply #94 on: May 01, 2009, 02:09:45 PM »

We use face masks when doing the tooth whitening here - clients have been asking for them today - the world has gone mad!

surely that makes it harder to get to their teeth

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« Reply #95 on: May 01, 2009, 02:43:44 PM »

roll up roll up get your fack mask here

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/50pcs-3ply-Surgical-Mask-Face-Mask-Earloop-Anti-H1N1_W0QQitemZ110384053176QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUK_Health_HealthCare_RL?hash=item110384053176&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=72%3A1683|66%3A2|65%3A12|39%3A1|240%3A1318|301%3A1|293%3A1|294%3A50


i might had to start bidding for one
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« Reply #96 on: May 01, 2009, 02:47:37 PM »

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/health/who-will-be-the-first-arsehole-to-wear--a-facemask?-200904291731/
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« Reply #97 on: May 01, 2009, 04:49:39 PM »

 Victim of the Swine flu was quoted as saying " Started with a sore throat and mild head ache then this morning I woke up like this......."
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« Reply #98 on: May 01, 2009, 05:01:34 PM »

Is that George Dubya Bush's face?  Whoever's it is it looks scarily like my dad!  (any comments about their being a family resemblance with the body will be ignored!)

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« Reply #99 on: May 01, 2009, 11:19:27 PM »

Ok, How to spot a mexican

!. the sombrero hat

easy to spot this . A large round hat usually worn on the head
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« Reply #100 on: May 01, 2009, 11:20:32 PM »

Ok How to spot a Mexican Part 2

The big moustache
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« Reply #101 on: May 01, 2009, 11:21:22 PM »

How to spot a Mexican part 3

The poncho
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« Reply #102 on: May 01, 2009, 11:22:46 PM »

Ok now put all 3 together and this is the guy you must avoid
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« Reply #103 on: May 01, 2009, 11:26:21 PM »

I think we should start questioning all Mexicans to find out exactly what they know about this disease.

I'm going to start with this one - I may be some time.



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« Reply #104 on: May 02, 2009, 03:28:15 AM »

http://imgur.com/27K39.jpg
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