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« Reply #15 on: July 27, 2009, 10:25:34 PM » |
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Watched Grand Torino on DVD tonight, when I took the disc out my wife asked if I'd rewound it.
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« Reply #16 on: July 28, 2009, 03:03:51 AM » |
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Hey Meercats stand up , so they don't get splashed , of course
Simples
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don't let all this stuff scare ya. its all a bit of fun
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« Reply #17 on: July 28, 2009, 03:13:36 AM » |
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Watching wildlife on tele and there were some meerkats doing their standing up looking around thing.
The ex asked "why do they stand up like that".
I said it:
"so that they can keep an eye out for eagles and things. It's a predator / prey type thing"
The reply.....
"I never knew that meerkats ate eagles"
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There is no better feeling than rocking up in a city for the first time, with nowhere to stay and everything new - so liberating.
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« Reply #18 on: October 31, 2011, 09:31:42 PM » |
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Im in the shower when the power trips out so i shout out to the bird to check downstairs to see if its all off, 30 seconds later she shouts back up, "all the lights are out but the laptops still on"
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« Reply #19 on: October 31, 2011, 10:03:39 PM » |
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"all the lights are out but the laptops still on" standard |
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« Reply #20 on: November 01, 2011, 02:41:46 PM » |
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Im in the shower when the power trips out so i shout out to the bird to check downstairs to see if its all off, 30 seconds later she shouts back up, "all the lights are out but the laptops still on"
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may your god go with you
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« Reply #21 on: November 02, 2011, 09:20:15 PM » |
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Went to chester zoo last year with the family and as were walking past the Zebra's i notice some wild rabbits in the field and the mrs then says "Ooh look rabbits, why would they put rabbits in with the Zebra's" :-)
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« Reply #22 on: December 16, 2013, 05:45:24 PM » |
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After seeing an advert about Lions etc being endangered,
Me, why don't we adopt a big cat, £3 a month.
Bird, where are we going to keep it.
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« Reply #23 on: December 16, 2013, 06:12:34 PM » |
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After seeing an advert about Lions etc being endangered,
Me, why don't we adopt a big cat, £3 a month.
Bird, where are we going to keep it.
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« Reply #24 on: December 16, 2013, 06:42:09 PM » |
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Christmas Day trivial pursuit family game.
I read from card: "in which film did Kirk Douglas star as a slave turned gladiator"?
My Mrs replies: "Asparagus".
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« Reply #25 on: December 16, 2013, 08:59:33 PM » |
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Playing a standard game of guess all the states in America game Ex-Bird: It begins with M and is a type of Soup Flat-Mate (with no hesistation): Minnesota Rest of the room were just in shock   |
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« Reply #26 on: December 16, 2013, 09:53:46 PM » |
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Playing a standard game of guess all the states in America game Ex-Bird: It begins with M and is a type of Soup Flat-Mate (with no hesistation): Minnesota Rest of the room were just in shock Is there a correct answer? |
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Most of the bets placed so far seem more like hopeful punts rather than value spots
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« Reply #27 on: December 19, 2013, 06:52:41 PM » |
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Playing a standard game of guess all the states in America game Ex-Bird: It begins with M and is a type of Soup Flat-Mate (with no hesistation): Minnesota Rest of the room were just in shock Think I should introduce Naomi Callum? |
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« Reply #28 on: December 19, 2013, 10:58:49 PM » |
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« Reply #29 on: December 24, 2013, 10:20:01 PM » |
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A serious conversation I had with my girlfriend after a trip to McDonalds only 2 days ago in the courtesy car I'm driving at the minute (we'd had a tiff just before and are pretty pissed off with each other):
*Naomi puts her coke into a square ash tray / change pot or whatever it's there for which is very shallow and would 100% not hold the drink if we sped up / went round a corner*
Me: 'Don't put that there, put it in the cup holder'
Naomi (angrily): 'It is a cup holder!'
Me: 'Its deffo not'
Naomi (more angrily): 'It is for fuck sake'
Me (getting wound up): 'Are you f**king stupid? Cup holders are round and actually hold your drink'
Naomi (even more angrily): 'It is f**king round! Its a cup holder duhh'
*Look of astonishment from me*
Naomi (still fuming): 'FFS what now?!'
Me (still bemused): 'Are you really that dumb? That's a square'
Naomi (really fuming and deadpan): 'Well I obviously got my shape wrong'.
*Silence which fades into another argument further down the road*
P.S. We're not always like this hahaha (but she really is that daft).
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