FML ... Just F M L !!!

[G1BTW]

DIY FTW

http://www.nytimes.com/2006/05/07/world/europe/07teeth.html?ex=1304654400&en=a066e5f718907b88&ei=5090&partner=rssuserland&emc=rss

[bhoywonder]

Im currently using superglue for one of my front teeth,it was meant to be a temp cap.i,ve had it over a year now,last month it fell out after a tough steak.np.got my drill out,shaped it and fired it back in wi glue.still solid.i havent done any homers yet kev if ur interested i can do some reconstruction at a cheap rate.

[sofa----king]

always look after your teeth and your teeth will look after you......

heres a poem off the cuff.,.,.,.,

my name is kev, my teeth are shite
i wish id brushed them every night

hey ho we go,wiv my new bright smile
still be paying for the new teeth for long while

who ever laughs and turns to sigh
at least thier not looking at my wonkey eye

whats next on the list,maybe a nip and tuck
my names still kev,and i dont give a fook..,.,.,.,,..,.,

[Colchester Kev]

Genius mate,,,/... fkin...//,,, genius !!

[kinboshi]

always look after your teeth and your teeth will look after you......

heres a poem off the cuff.,.,.,.,

my name is kev, my teeth are shite
i wish id brushed them every night

hey ho we go,wiv my new bright smile
still be paying for the new teeth for long while

who ever laughs and turns to sigh
at least thier not looking at my wonkey eye

whats next on the list,maybe a nip and tuck
my names still kev,and i dont give a fook..,.,.,.,,..,.,

[sofa----king]

always look after your teeth and your teeth will look after you......

heres a poem off the cuff.,.,.,.,

my name is kev, my teeth are shite
i wish id brushed them every night

hey ho we go,wiv my new bright smile
still be paying for the new teeth for long while

who ever laughs and turns to sigh
at least thier not looking at my wonkey eye

whats next on the list,maybe a nip and tuck
my names still kev,and i dont give a fook..,.,.,.,,..,.,

i reckon i could be a poet.,.,.,watch how fast i can make a poem give me a word.,.,.,any word

[G1BTW]

Doppelganger

[sofa----king]

Doppelganger

here goes.,.,.,.,.,
9.49 start time.,.,.,.,

doppelganger
your clanger.,.,.,.,

[Indestructable]

UL Kev.

I know a guy that has recently been through the same problem with his gums and had the whole lot taken out and replaced and as a result he looks quite normal now.

I am off to the dentist tomorrow and he wants me to have veneers which will cost £500 per tooth or £2800 for six, hence my attempts to come out of game show retirement. 

[gatso]

UL Kev.

I know a guy that has recently been through the same problem with his gums and had the whole lot taken out and replaced and as a result he looks quite normal now.

I am off to the dentist tomorrow and he wants me to have veneers which will cost £500 per tooth or £2800 for six, hence my attempts to come out of game show retirement. 

how much? I think it's time to set up a dental tourism business. I can get that done for a fraction of the price in ukraine and to a much better standard

[kinboshi]

UL Kev.

I know a guy that has recently been through the same problem with his gums and had the whole lot taken out and replaced and as a result he looks quite normal now.

I am off to the dentist tomorrow and he wants me to have veneers which will cost £500 per tooth or £2800 for six, hence my attempts to come out of game show retirement. 

This is Kev we're talking about here though.

[ACE2M]

similar story although didn't get as far as you Kev, now costing me a fortune to get them sorted.

[Scottish Dave]

You've always been an Ugly Bassa anyway mate, Don't worry about it xx 

[Robert HM]

You have my sympathies. I had a similar problem, receding gums causing teeth to loosen, I lost a few. Was referred to a consultant at the local hospital who cleaned behind the gums to allow them to stick to the teeth, it hurt like hell. I used to take painkillers by the truck load before seeing her. I missed the last appointment as I couldn't face her again. She wrote to my dentist and snitched, I got the dentist to reply with my explanation, which wasn't complimentary, think of Olivier in the Marathon Man and you won't be far off.

[Colchester Kev]

You have my sympathies. I had a similar problem, receding gums causing teeth to loosen, I lost a few. Was referred to a consultant at the local hospital who cleaned behind the gums to allow them to stick to the teeth, it hurt like hell. I used to take painkillers by the truck load before seeing her. I missed the last appointment as I couldn't face her again. She wrote to my dentist and snitched, I got the dentist to reply with my explanation, which wasn't complimentary, think of Olivier in the Marathon Man and you won't be far off.

If he asks me "Is it safe ?" I am gonna run like hell !!


On the positive side, the tooth fairy must owe me a fkin fortune !