RSQ: The Trial

[TightEnd]

I therefore submit that this trial is not properly constituted and therefore has no right to proceed

I move for the case to be dismissed, Lady Pompey to stand down and Judge RHM to retire on the grounds of senility.

Objection dismissed. Please respect the Court!

Please come up with better "evidence" than Lady Pompey's first "submission" then.

Scandalously and ridiculously poor.

I look forward to buying a small Caribbean Island from the damages incurred by the blonde membership

[tikay]

I therefore submit that this trial is not properly constituted and therefore has no right to proceed

I move for the case to be dismissed, Lady Pompey to stand down and Judge RHM to retire on the grounds of senility.

Objection dismissed. Please respect the Court!

Please come up with better "evidence" than Lady Pompey's first "submission" then.

Scandalously and ridiculously poor.

I look forward to buying a small Caribbean Island from the damages incurred by the blonde membership

Contempt of Court. Shoot him.

[Ironside]

I therefore submit that this trial is not properly constituted and therefore has no right to proceed

I move for the case to be dismissed, Lady Pompey to stand down and Judge RHM to retire on the grounds of senility.

Objection dismissed. Please respect the Court!

Please come up with better "evidence" than Lady Pompey's first "submission" then.

Scandalously and ridiculously poor.

I look forward to buying a small Caribbean Island from the damages incurred by the blonde membership

Contempt of Court. Shoot him.

why waste a bullet we could lock him up without bread or water for 10 years

[Robert HM]

I therefore submit that this trial is not properly constituted and therefore has no right to proceed

I move for the case to be dismissed, Lady Pompey to stand down and Judge RHM to retire on the grounds of senility.

Objection dismissed. Please respect the Court!

Please come up with better "evidence" than Lady Pompey's first "submission" then.

Scandalously and ridiculously poor.

I look forward to buying a small Caribbean Island from the damages incurred by the blonde membership

The defendant will be well advised not to "count his chickens"

[TightEnd]

I therefore submit that this trial is not properly constituted and therefore has no right to proceed

I move for the case to be dismissed, Lady Pompey to stand down and Judge RHM to retire on the grounds of senility.

Objection dismissed. Please respect the Court!

Please come up with better "evidence" than Lady Pompey's first "submission" then.

Scandalously and ridiculously poor.

I look forward to buying a small Caribbean Island from the damages incurred by the blonde membership

The defendant will be well advised not to "count his chickens"

The judge is advised to retire. Quickly. If Michael Martin can do it, why can't he?

[Ginger]

I will now introduce google3

anyway, it wasn't really cheating, more researching.

This has been obtained via a previous team mate that goes by the name of "Claw75" (I feel, Your Honour, that we may be seeing her within these court walls soon, also), it shows as to the character of the defendant and his associates. They do not realise they are cheating, they view it as researching - MrTightEnd is not adverse to "researching" for personal gain.   

Google4, sadly the most damning piece of evidence, submitted by MrTightend's own Council

A thought just occurred to me after reading Robert's post, would you go into a Domino's and ask for a "Piri Piri Pizza Pizza"?....

Only if you have a stutter.

MrEnd's own defence admitted that one would only ask for a Piri Piri Pizza Pizza, if the person requesting such a meal had a stammer.

I would ask MrTightEnd to recite the following, so we may ascertain if indeed he is inflicted with such an impediment

"Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
if Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?"

[Ironside]

I therefore submit that this trial is not properly constituted and therefore has no right to proceed

I move for the case to be dismissed, Lady Pompey to stand down and Judge RHM to retire on the grounds of senility.

Objection dismissed. Please respect the Court!

Please come up with better "evidence" than Lady Pompey's first "submission" then.

Scandalously and ridiculously poor.

I look forward to buying a small Caribbean Island from the damages incurred by the blonde membership

The defendant will be well advised not to "count his chickens"

The judge is advised to retire. Quickly. If Michael Martin can do it, why can't he?

cause martin was only seen to be useless but its well known roberthm is

[Robert HM]

I therefore submit that this trial is not properly constituted and therefore has no right to proceed

I move for the case to be dismissed, Lady Pompey to stand down and Judge RHM to retire on the grounds of senility.

Objection dismissed. Please respect the Court!

Please come up with better "evidence" than Lady Pompey's first "submission" then.

Scandalously and ridiculously poor.

I look forward to buying a small Caribbean Island from the damages incurred by the blonde membership

The defendant will be well advised not to "count his chickens"

The judge is advised to retire. Quickly. If Michael Martin can do it, why can't he?

Less sniffling from the dock will assist the defendant's case.

[Newmanseye]

Special witness for the defence?

[TightEnd]

May I cross examine on the subject of PiriPiriPizzaPizza Please?

At this point I have a rather interesting tale to tell

[gatso]

why waste a bullet we could lock him up without bread or water for 10 years

what sort of punishment is that? he can't have bread or water but presumably pizza and beer are ok

[TightEnd]

why waste a bullet we could lock him up without bread or water for 10 years

what sort of punishment is that? he can't have bread or water but presumably pizza and beer are ok

Might actually get me to lose weight, I am all for it actually. Ban bread for ten years is an acceptable plea bargain Lady Pompey don't you think?

No admission of guilt obviously

[Robert HM]

May I cross examine on the subject of PiriPiriPizzaPizza Please?

At this point I have a rather interesting tale to tell

I am sure it will be interesting (yawn) however i wait to see if Lady Ginger has concluded her evidence, until then please respect procedure.

[Ironside]

why waste a bullet we could lock him up without bread or water for 10 years

what sort of punishment is that? he can't have bread or water but presumably pizza and beer are ok

only if its a piri piri pizza pizza and a piri piri pizza beer

[TightEnd]

May I cross examine on the subject of PiriPiriPizzaPizza Please?

At this point I have a rather interesting tale to tell

I am sure it will be interesting (yawn) however i wait to see if Lady Ginger has concluded her evidence, until then please respect procedure.

I am off to bed at 9.30pm due to being on the road at 4am tomorrow

So hurry up or else matters will have to be adjourned, if your most gracious and rotund Judgeliness permits of course