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« on: June 08, 2009, 07:10:51 PM »

miracle cure needed for black bituman



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« Reply #1 on: June 08, 2009, 07:17:25 PM »

What is it?

Most stains:


Dry Tissues, mop up as much as you can, do not rub
Warm water and tissues, repeat


If it's dye-based, use hairpray on it, mop with tissues. Warm milk with tissues, repeat
Vinegar with tissues, repeat

Edit: Bitumen, use hairspray,then vinegar,  then warm milk with tissues, maybe a toothbrush
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« Reply #2 on: June 08, 2009, 07:20:32 PM »

cilit bang, obv.
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« Reply #3 on: June 08, 2009, 07:21:50 PM »

Carpet City.
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« Reply #4 on: June 08, 2009, 07:39:33 PM »

By bitumen, do you mean tar-like?

If so, if none of the above work try covering with a sheet of kitchen roll and apply a hot iron. It can sometimes transpose onto the kitchen roll (done similar with paint and it worked)

Looks like quite a sturdy carpet, if all else fails, shave it with a razor.

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« Reply #5 on: June 08, 2009, 07:43:51 PM »

put a plant on it, or blame the kids Cheesy
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« Reply #6 on: June 08, 2009, 08:09:26 PM »

sorted...



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« Reply #7 on: June 08, 2009, 08:13:41 PM »

A big green frog called Niki is going to clean it up?
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« Reply #8 on: June 08, 2009, 08:14:54 PM »

Now that's what I call a miracle cure.
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« Reply #9 on: June 08, 2009, 08:17:32 PM »

wife been home 4 5 mins so far bag stays put

btw red grey frog
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« Reply #10 on: June 08, 2009, 08:18:57 PM »

wife been home 4 5 mins so far bag stays put

btw red grey frog

Red grey or green?

Make your mind up.
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« Reply #11 on: June 08, 2009, 08:29:16 PM »

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« Reply #12 on: August 28, 2009, 01:34:04 PM »

sorted thumbs up

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« Reply #13 on: August 28, 2009, 02:06:47 PM »

cilit bang, obv.

with barry scott
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« Reply #14 on: August 28, 2009, 02:12:38 PM »

There's 2p under the telly!
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