time of the month

[bigusdikus]

just pm'ed a story to one of the mods, i hope its tame enough. it may come back censored

[Ginger]

just pm'ed a story to one of the mods, i hope its tame enough. it may come back censored

No censorship, feel free to post if you wish.

[Claw75]

why keep posting retro posts?  Is it because they're so well articulated you feel like they should have a wider audience?  do you have anything original for us?

[bigusdikus]

just thought i'd ease my way in, treat you all with kit gloves. to be honest somthing whacky happens every week.i think my life is far from mundane. i do enjoy sharing my exploits. some, nah most are classified and censored by me.

[Girgy85]

just pm'ed a story to one of the mods, i hope its tame enough. it may come back censored

No censorship, feel free to post if you wish.

Well what you waiting for?

[bigusdikus]

ginger is that no censorship on this particular post, or all of them

[Claw75]

ginger is that no censorship on this particular post, or all of them

I think what she's saying is use your own discretion and post whatever you think is suitable.

[G1BTW]

The original story was fake, like the wife-prop bet one, designed to get some forum action and attention. Job done. WP OP.

OP sounds familiar anyway, glesga 2?

[bigusdikus]

not really retro, this happened 3 weeks ago. these are just my thoughts

women never cease to amaze.
at 5.21 this morning my wife let out a loud scream(agony not ecstasy)...wtf,whats goin on girl?my toe my toe.heres the story

three weeks ago she broke her toe in a mountain climbing accident.off she went to A/E and had it reset,and as she reminded me a thousand times it was very fecin painful.comparisons to childbirth were muted.i have had three daughters and never felt a thing,dunno what all the fuss is about.
anyhow it seems i had kicked out at her and dislocated the same toe(knew it would be my fault)she had her pj's on limping around in tears.ok come on i'll take you up to A/E.she had woke everyone within a 5 mile radius at this stage,and i was beginning to feel responsible/guilty and sympathetic(and i didn't even know i had feelings) until.................

on one leg she attempts to get dressed and put her fecin makeup on ....you dippy bat just get in the car ...are you mad get in the car.all i heard on the way was"god i hope no one see's me"again i reiterated she had her priorities wrong."yes well you dont have to work there"

we were seen quite quick on this occasion,even though she told the nurse, then the doctor she had a dislocated toe.they thought it best to xray it anyway.to everyones surprise my wife's initial diagnosis was proved to be wrong(amazing)and it was only bruised,and i thought she was right about everything

the thing is,the vanity on display.not very practical putting makeup on

some jobs should be left to the men,women clearly are a different breed.given the choice to pick my own sex i'd go for the Y chromosome every time (Y being the male ?)

[bigusdikus]

gotta draw the line at being called a liar, stay cool

[G1BTW]

gotta draw the line at being called a liar, stay cool

posting a makey upey story here doesn't make you a liar. Why should people take issue with you holding and expressing that POV ? Do wimen become even more downtrodden because we continue stereotypes of them?

[GreekStein]

gotta draw the line at being called a liar, stay cool

I don't believe you either but that's just my opinion.

[trafficjam]

was trying to post something witty but got this message.


Warning - while you were typing bigusdikus was spouting more shite. You may wish to review your post. or maybe not

brilliant strategy by the blonde management this, to employ such an obvious troll...the place is almost interesting again....

 

[bigusdikus]

if you noticed i have tonesd it down, are you happy

[gatso]

if you noticed i have tonesd it down, are you happy

toning it down made the last story really boring

have you got any more about running from the law?