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bigusdikus
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i often doubt my own sincerity
time of the month
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June 17, 2009, 02:31:10 PM »
this happened back in february, imo its very funny, however there is a serious side to it
was at the gym near town today,jjb.i go most days.today had a real good work out and left at about 1pm,walked through town to pick my car up. stopped for a pie then moved on.as i finished my pie i chucked the remains at a bin,part of the paper missed.two police women spotted the incident and both looked at me as if to say well come on pick it up.they stood with arms folded and gave me a dirty look.i was going to pick it up, but did not like there attitude so i carried on walking.they soon caught up with me."excuse me"...EXCUSE ME.so i turned and said go on then tell me off.the hobby bobby got on her high horse and spouted public order, litter and some other bull.i just lol.i could see they were getting annoyed.anyhoo they told me to go back and pick up this small piece of paper.so here's what happened next
what do you two think you are gonna do if i dont.the actual police woman threatened to arrest me.i then said well look girls i'm 42 just been to the gym and i'm knackered but if you can catch me i'll let you arrest me.
they looked at each other bemused,and sort of in a daze.as if to say well what do we do now.i strolled off at a brisk pace,then one made a lunge for me so i was on my toes.i sprinted for about 10 yards and it was all over
i might sound like a bit of a cock.the fact is i had every intention of picking the litter up.until these two pathetic excuses for a police force gave me attitude.one of them was clearly over weight and the other was a fat biach.thats why the pursuit lasted only seconds.i pay there wages to fight crime and uphold the law catch the odd criminal.these girls could not catch a cold,or fight there way out of a paper bag..it must have been that time of the month.lard ass police women are a joke
this is my opinion, as i said i'm walking on eggshells at the moment.
your thoughts
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Claw75
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Re: time of the month
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June 17, 2009, 02:32:56 PM »
I think you've answered my question on your other thread.
been nice knowing you.
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Re: time of the month
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June 17, 2009, 02:33:12 PM »
You must be proud of yourself.
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is someone seeking attention
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Re: time of the month
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June 17, 2009, 02:39:27 PM »
oh boy.
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I think he should run a RSQ!
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Colchester Kev
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Re: time of the month
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Quote from: bigusdikus on June 17, 2009, 02:31:10 PM
i might sound like a bit of a cock.
You got that bit right !
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Re: time of the month
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June 17, 2009, 02:42:16 PM »
Thinly disguised "I'm a litter lout with an attitude problem, an overimaginative imagination, and a dislike of women based on my secret deep down inside fear of them" post IMO.
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Re: time of the month
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June 17, 2009, 02:42:28 PM »
Quote from: Colchester Kev on June 17, 2009, 02:40:03 PM
Quote from: bigusdikus on June 17, 2009, 02:31:10 PM
i might sound like a bit of a cock.
You got that bit right !
he forgot the big
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Claw75
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Re: time of the month
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Quote from: Rod Paradise on June 17, 2009, 02:42:16 PM
Thinly disguised "I'm a litter lout with an attitude problem, an overimaginative imagination, and a dislike of women based on my secret deep down inside fear of them" post IMO.
where was the thin disguise?
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Re: time of the month
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Quote from: Rod Paradise on June 17, 2009, 02:42:16 PM
Thinly disguised "I'm a litter lout with an attitude problem, an overimaginative imagination, and a dislike of women based on my secret deep down inside fear of them" post IMO.
Great minds think alike!
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kinboshi
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Re: time of the month
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June 17, 2009, 02:43:48 PM »
Quote from: Rod Paradise on June 17, 2009, 02:42:16 PM
Thinly disguised "I'm a litter lout with an attitude problem, an overimaginative imagination, and a dislike of women based on my secret deep down inside fear of them" post IMO.
You missed 'lacking a shift key'.
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WarBwastard
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Re: time of the month
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June 17, 2009, 02:45:10 PM »
What stage in your life do you think your misogyny really kicked into gear? Was it one incident in particular or did it just kinda develop over time?
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Re: time of the month
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Quote from: bigusdikus on June 17, 2009, 02:31:10 PM
i might sound like a bit of a cock.
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Re: time of the month
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Quote from: booder on June 17, 2009, 02:45:26 PM
Quote from: bigusdikus on June 17, 2009, 02:31:10 PM
i might sound like a bit of a cock.
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