Michael Owen..the full 32 page dossier

[kinboshi]

www.nufc.com aren't fans...

Feel free to take your gissa job brochure, your helicopter, your equine fixation and your miserable face to anywhere daft enough to employ you. We're already looking forward to your duet on the KC Stadium pitch with Phil Brown...

Don't think that this criticism has anything to do with your fading talents as a footballer though - no, our beef with you remains the four years-worth of utter contempt shown to the people who bought the shirts, seats and subscriptions that funded your lavish lifestyle.

At least people like Joey Barton go through the motions of badge-kissing and patronising the punters. You couldn't even be bothered to do that, spending your time on Tyneside with a face like a smacked arse, interspersed with brief interludes of sucking lemons. 

Your skin may be thick but it'll never be as thick as your wallet. Don't feel bad about us though - we'd have only blown the tens of millions of pounds that went into your offshore accounts on other ungrateful pillocks.

No shame, no guts, no soul, but a bulging portfolio. Role model? my arse. You put the con in Icon.

Ermm,you might not agree with there opinions and i'm not saying i do either but think it's bit ott to say they aren't proper fans when they go to every single game home/away/aborad

Easy fella.  NoFlops is a NUFC fan as well.  He was saying that they aren't fans of Owen on nufc.com.

I no he's a newcastle fan,guess i missed his point but don't think my reply was that strong to warrant "easy fella" lol.

Easy fella, I was just pointing out what he meant - as I read it as you did first time round.

[mondatoo]

www.nufc.com aren't fans...

Feel free to take your gissa job brochure, your helicopter, your equine fixation and your miserable face to anywhere daft enough to employ you. We're already looking forward to your duet on the KC Stadium pitch with Phil Brown...

Don't think that this criticism has anything to do with your fading talents as a footballer though - no, our beef with you remains the four years-worth of utter contempt shown to the people who bought the shirts, seats and subscriptions that funded your lavish lifestyle.

At least people like Joey Barton go through the motions of badge-kissing and patronising the punters. You couldn't even be bothered to do that, spending your time on Tyneside with a face like a smacked arse, interspersed with brief interludes of sucking lemons. 

Your skin may be thick but it'll never be as thick as your wallet. Don't feel bad about us though - we'd have only blown the tens of millions of pounds that went into your offshore accounts on other ungrateful pillocks.

No shame, no guts, no soul, but a bulging portfolio. Role model? my arse. You put the con in Icon.

Ermm,you might not agree with there opinions and i'm not saying i do either but think it's bit ott to say they aren't proper fans when they go to every single game home/away/aborad

Easy fella.  NoFlops is a NUFC fan as well.  He was saying that they aren't fans of Owen on nufc.com.

I no he's a newcastle fan,guess i missed his point but don't think my reply was that strong to warrant "easy fella" lol.

Easy fella, I was just pointing out what he meant - as I read it as you did first time round.

Cheers fella

[pokerfan]

whoa whoa calm down lads we dont need this crap on here

[Colchester Kev]

whoa whoa calm down lads we dont need this crap on here

Easy fella ... we've all had a drink ..

[kinboshi]

www.nufc.com aren't fans...

Feel free to take your gissa job brochure, your helicopter, your equine fixation and your miserable face to anywhere daft enough to employ you. We're already looking forward to your duet on the KC Stadium pitch with Phil Brown...

Don't think that this criticism has anything to do with your fading talents as a footballer though - no, our beef with you remains the four years-worth of utter contempt shown to the people who bought the shirts, seats and subscriptions that funded your lavish lifestyle.

At least people like Joey Barton go through the motions of badge-kissing and patronising the punters. You couldn't even be bothered to do that, spending your time on Tyneside with a face like a smacked arse, interspersed with brief interludes of sucking lemons. 

Your skin may be thick but it'll never be as thick as your wallet. Don't feel bad about us though - we'd have only blown the tens of millions of pounds that went into your offshore accounts on other ungrateful pillocks.

No shame, no guts, no soul, but a bulging portfolio. Role model? my arse. You put the con in Icon.

Ermm,you might not agree with there opinions and i'm not saying i do either but think it's bit ott to say they aren't proper fans when they go to every single game home/away/aborad

Easy fella.  NoFlops is a NUFC fan as well.  He was saying that they aren't fans of Owen on nufc.com.

I no he's a newcastle fan,guess i missed his point but don't think my reply was that strong to warrant "easy fella" lol.

Easy fella, I was just pointing out what he meant - as I read it as you did first time round.

Cheers fella

No problem fella.  Just don't let it happen again.

[mondatoo]

LOL at you crazy fellows

[Rooky9]

For someone like Stoke/Hull who will play balls over the top for him to chase, he'd be a good signing.

As someone who has seen a bit of michael owen in the past four years (well as much as anyone else anyway) I couldn't disagree more. The days of michael owen being able to outpace a premiership centre back are long long
long gone.

[Rooky9]

For someone like Stoke/Hull who will play balls over the top for him to chase, he'd be a good signing.

As someone who has seen a bit of michael owen in the past four years (well as much as anyone else anyway) I couldn't disagree more. The days of michael owen being able to outpace a premiership centre back are long long
long gone.

should have read the post after it before writing!

Basically Owen has had his fill out of us, but he is not worse than dozens of others we've had over the years. He is a gambling horse shaffer though. I might send him my shirt for a rebate, see what he says.

[NoflopsHomer]

www.nufc.com aren't fans...

Feel free to take your gissa job brochure, your helicopter, your equine fixation and your miserable face to anywhere daft enough to employ you. We're already looking forward to your duet on the KC Stadium pitch with Phil Brown...

Don't think that this criticism has anything to do with your fading talents as a footballer though - no, our beef with you remains the four years-worth of utter contempt shown to the people who bought the shirts, seats and subscriptions that funded your lavish lifestyle.

At least people like Joey Barton go through the motions of badge-kissing and patronising the punters. You couldn't even be bothered to do that, spending your time on Tyneside with a face like a smacked arse, interspersed with brief interludes of sucking lemons. 

Your skin may be thick but it'll never be as thick as your wallet. Don't feel bad about us though - we'd have only blown the tens of millions of pounds that went into your offshore accounts on other ungrateful pillocks.

No shame, no guts, no soul, but a bulging portfolio. Role model? my arse. You put the con in Icon.

Ermm,you might not agree with there opinions and i'm not saying i do either but think it's bit ott to say they aren't proper fans when they go to every single game home/away/aborad

Easy fella.  NoFlops is a NUFC fan as well.  He was saying that they aren't fans of Owen on nufc.com.

I no he's a newcastle fan,guess i missed his point but don't think my reply was that strong to warrant "easy fella" lol.

Easy fella, I was just pointing out what he meant - as I read it as you did first time round.

Cheers fella

No problem fella.  Just don't let it happen again.

This fella was right, I'm a big fan of www.nufc.com, they're good fellas.