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« Reply #15 on: July 06, 2009, 10:07:18 PM »

just seems to me that if they're going to do a citizenship test it should be more geared around social and cultural stuff: local customs, etiquette, that kind of thing.  Found it very Bizarre!
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« Reply #16 on: July 06, 2009, 10:08:40 PM »

There is no way this is the actual test or a close approximation of it.
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« Reply #17 on: July 06, 2009, 10:12:03 PM »



I got an option D, one of the ones I actually got right.

me too
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« Reply #18 on: July 06, 2009, 10:12:18 PM »

5 mins 41 sec...46 % oops  11/24, but then i am thick so no surprise.
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« Reply #19 on: July 06, 2009, 10:26:35 PM »

wwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

You have failed the practice citizenship test.

Questions answered correctly: 5 out of 24 (21%)

Time taken: 06 minutes 47 seconds

Please select 'Test summary' for a full summary of your test and for advice on how to use the Official Handbook and Study Guide to prepare for the actual test.

Please note: At the end of the actual test, your answers will not be displayed on screen. At the end of the test session the test supervisor will tell you whether you have passed or not.

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« Reply #20 on: July 06, 2009, 10:33:15 PM »

just seems to me that if they're going to do a citizenship test it should be more geared around social and cultural stuff: local customs, etiquette, that kind of thing.  Found it very Bizarre!

Quite right.

Don't stand on the left on an escalator.
Don't queue-jump.

That's about it.
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« Reply #21 on: July 06, 2009, 10:36:07 PM »

just seems to me that if they're going to do a citizenship test it should be more geared around social and cultural stuff: local customs, etiquette, that kind of thing.  Found it very Bizarre!

Quite right.

Don't stand on the left on an escalator.
Don't queue-jump.

That's about it.

there should also be sections about how to make a nice cup of tea, and resisting the urge to make eye contact with or talk to fellow passengers on the tube.
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« Reply #22 on: July 06, 2009, 10:56:02 PM »

11/24

Probably very easy to pass with a little bit of studying which makes the thing a complete waste of time in the first place.
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« Reply #23 on: July 06, 2009, 11:00:56 PM »

Ohh - so close

Questions answered correctly: 17 out of 24 (71%)

But agreed -  as a test of anything it's bizarre.
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« Reply #24 on: July 06, 2009, 11:06:59 PM »

Ohh - so close

Questions answered correctly: 17 out of 24 (71%)

But agreed -  as a test of anything it's bizarre.

lol, you would have passed but you lost 5% for the cowbow hat.............
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« Reply #25 on: July 06, 2009, 11:07:13 PM »

12/24
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« Reply #26 on: July 06, 2009, 11:09:05 PM »



there should also be sections about how to make a nice cup of tea

agreed. what's the point in importing all this cheap labour when they don't know how to brew a decent cuppa?
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« Reply #27 on: July 07, 2009, 12:11:30 AM »

Ohh - so close

Questions answered correctly: 17 out of 24 (71%)

But agreed -  as a test of anything it's bizarre.

lol, you would have passed but you lost 5% for the cowbow hat.............

lol

There were two questions where I changed my mind because I thought they were trick questions. 
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« Reply #28 on: July 07, 2009, 12:58:10 AM »

16 , no guesses

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« Reply #29 on: July 07, 2009, 01:23:33 AM »

16/24 and mostly guesses. Whoever set those questions must have been a foreigner!
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