Do a Hollywood style dwell, ask for a count of BB's stack, raise to exactly that amount, snap a shove from one of the others.
If another one flats don't worry about it cus it's all going in on the flop anyway. (Unless it's AKQ possibly)
you haven't read the op have you? bb has less than the guy who's already shoved
I haven't finished yet.
Then there's a big kerfuffle on the table as people say you are now forced to raise because you have announced it. You look really upset and say with a sigh "I'll just raise minimum then" This keeps 3200 back which is the other guy's FE ldo.
Button or SB now try to iso shove (with their lower stacks) and you fist pump yeehaa as your sooper dooper angle shoot pays off handsomely.
Your hand is now disguised so well that you might get action from the button and SB as well.