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« Reply #15 on: August 05, 2009, 09:58:50 AM »

and the bloke from the ronseal adverts, sarky twat
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« Reply #16 on: August 05, 2009, 09:58:56 AM »


The fat one from Horne and Corden, I dont hate him, I just want to smack him repeatadley while saying "you are not a talented comedy writer, all your jokes are just swearing, stick to acting the part of the fat mate in other peoples comedies'


Didn't he co-devise/write Gavin and Stacey?
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« Reply #17 on: August 05, 2009, 09:59:16 AM »

and my window cleaner, does he count?
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« Reply #18 on: August 05, 2009, 09:59:43 AM »

Robbie Williams - what a great shout. Absolute cock! 2 punches pls.
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« Reply #19 on: August 05, 2009, 10:00:00 AM »

I don't know if I'd like to punch Kerry Katona but I definitely like to slap her across the face with the back of my hand. I would punch her husband in a second thou.
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« Reply #20 on: August 05, 2009, 10:00:12 AM »


The fat one from Horne and Corden, I dont hate him, I just want to smack him repeatadley while saying "you are not a talented comedy writer, all your jokes are just swearing, stick to acting the part of the fat mate in other peoples comedies'


Didn't he co-devise/write Gavin and Stacey?

I assume you are posting that as an argument against why I hate him?
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« Reply #21 on: August 05, 2009, 10:02:00 AM »

Oh yeah, Andy Cole
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« Reply #22 on: August 05, 2009, 10:02:40 AM »


The fat one from Horne and Corden, I dont hate him, I just want to smack him repeatadley while saying "you are not a talented comedy writer, all your jokes are just swearing, stick to acting the part of the fat mate in other peoples comedies'


Didn't he co-devise/write Gavin and Stacey?

I assume you are posting that as an argument against why I hate him?

nah, just thought the 'fat mate.....' bit at the end of your argument was referring to G&S.
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« Reply #23 on: August 05, 2009, 10:04:23 AM »


The fat one from Horne and Corden, I dont hate him, I just want to smack him repeatadley while saying "you are not a talented comedy writer, all your jokes are just swearing, stick to acting the part of the fat mate in other peoples comedies'


Didn't he co-devise/write Gavin and Stacey?

I assume you are posting that as an argument against why I hate him?

nah, just thought the 'fat mate.....' bit at the end of your argument was referring to G&S.

ahaaaa I see. Yeah good point, I dont like G&S but dont hate it either. But he has been in loads of stuff as the token fat mate.l

Dont hate him anyway, seems a good bloke, just think his sketch show (and I presume that movie of his) was an insult to comedy.
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« Reply #24 on: August 05, 2009, 11:06:08 AM »

Jenny McCarthy

Why?  http://www.jennymccarthybodycount.com/Jenny_McCarthy_Body_Count/Home.html and http://childrenofthenewearth.com/free.php?page=articles_free/mccarthy_jenny/article1
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« Reply #25 on: August 05, 2009, 11:15:48 AM »


The fat one from Horne and Corden, I dont hate him, I just want to smack him repeatadley while saying "you are not a talented comedy writer, all your jokes are just swearing, stick to acting the part of the fat mate in other peoples comedies'


Didn't he co-devise/write Gavin and Stacey?

I assume you are posting that as an argument against why I hate him?

nah, just thought the 'fat mate.....' bit at the end of your argument was referring to G&S.

ahaaaa I see. Yeah good point, I dont like G&S but dont hate it either. But he has been in loads of stuff as the token fat mate.l

Dont hate him anyway, seems a good bloke, just think his sketch show (and I presume that movie of his) was an insult to comedy.

certainly harsh to slap him for not being a talented comedy writer when he co wrote one of the best comedies ever. by all means though slap him and tell him never to write another episode of that awful horne and corden prog
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« Reply #26 on: August 05, 2009, 11:21:45 AM »

Jodie Marsh, and don't even get me started on those nasty tattoos she had acquired recently.........
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« Reply #27 on: August 05, 2009, 11:32:13 AM »

Football: El Hadji Diouf

Music: Robbie Williams. Chris Brown, Miley Cyrus

Actors: Miley Cyrus

Politicians: 90%

Other: Pretty much anyone from Big Brother
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« Reply #28 on: August 05, 2009, 11:48:52 AM »

Football: El Hadji Diouf


Forgot about him, yep, whack him too
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« Reply #29 on: August 05, 2009, 11:53:19 AM »

Shouldn't this thread be changed to which celebrity is most annoying? Does anybody actually genuinely want to punch anybody they have listed? Punching Jenny McCarthy because she has reacted in an irrational, foolish and harmful way to her child's disability is not the best idea. I know people will say it's only a bit of fun but is it really a good idea to have a load of men saying they want to punch women who they don't even know even if it is in jest?

Bad idea for a radio phone in, equally bad idea for a thread on blonde imo.
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