Which celebrity would you most like to punch and why?

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Re: Which celebrity would you most like to punch and why?

« Reply #120 on: August 06, 2009, 02:56:22 PM »

Quote from: Longy on August 06, 2009, 02:52:51 PM

Danny Dyer is a comedy legend, he is about as hard as a 4 year old girl. I am expecting Greekstein to be on "Britian's hardest men" anyday soon, Danny will be in the car shitting it about going to some gaff called DTD, which he has heard is proper naughty.

I am hard though, probably amongst the hardest privately educated Greeks I know.

Big Baz was quaking in his boots this weekend and I have Kev, Tikay and the Clown as proof!


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Re: Which celebrity would you most like to punch and why?

« Reply #121 on: August 06, 2009, 03:02:19 PM »

Quote from: GreekStein on August 06, 2009, 02:56:22 PM

Quote from: Longy on August 06, 2009, 02:52:51 PM

I am hard though, probably amongst the hardest privately educated Greeks I know.

Big Baz was quaking in his boots this weekend and I have Kev, Tikay and the Clown as proof!


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Re: Which celebrity would you most like to punch and why?

« Reply #122 on: August 06, 2009, 03:08:02 PM »

Quote from: Scottish Dave on August 06, 2009, 01:08:19 PM

Danny Dyer is a total Legend!

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Re: Which celebrity would you most like to punch and why?

« Reply #123 on: August 06, 2009, 03:09:30 PM »

2 hands needed ... that's impressive in my book Wink


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Re: Which celebrity would you most like to punch and why?

« Reply #124 on: August 06, 2009, 03:35:12 PM »

Quote from: MANTIS01 on August 06, 2009, 02:43:05 PM

Quote from: Scottish Dave on August 06, 2009, 01:08:19 PM

Quote from: MANTIS01 on August 05, 2009, 05:31:18 PM

Jade Goody's mum. I'd like to pull that hand out of her pocket and use it to multiple slap her own face with it. Also Danny Dyer. That hardest football firms programme tilts me. All he does is pull up his collar, toke on a fag, & bounce from foot to foot tellin us it's about to kick off when clearly it isn't. I would prefer to bat him in the face rather than punch him thou.

Danny Dyer is a total Legend!

Was sitting two rows behind him when he was in the celtic end at Ibrox three years ago, Legend!

But why does he have to bops down the street like he's got a ferret down his trousers? His ott cockney mannerisms are ridic. And why does he think he's hard? What is that based on?

he isn't claiming to be hard at all, he is meeting and interviewing hard nuts, acting hard makes him more easier to fit in.


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Re: Which celebrity would you most like to punch and why?

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Re: Which celebrity would you most like to punch and why?

« Reply #126 on: August 06, 2009, 06:04:44 PM »

Quote from: RED-DOG on August 06, 2009, 03:08:02 PM

Quote from: Scottish Dave on August 06, 2009, 01:08:19 PM

Danny Dyer is a total Legend!

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Re: Which celebrity would you most like to punch and why?

« Reply #127 on: August 06, 2009, 09:56:44 PM »

OK forget Danny Dyer. What about Clive Anderson? I'm not sure I really want to punch him, but repeatedly hammering him on the head with that Mallett's Mallet would be fun, just to see if you could drive his ridic head any further into his shoulders. I would happily punch Timmy Mallet though.


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Re: Which celebrity would you most like to punch and why?

« Reply #128 on: August 06, 2009, 10:57:20 PM »

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Re: Which celebrity would you most like to punch and why?

« Reply #129 on: August 06, 2009, 11:16:00 PM »

Anyone who has ever been on Big Brother, presented a Big Brother show, or thought about being on Big Brother
Danny Dyer defo a good shout
Lily Allen
Keith Allen
Nacho Novo
Chris Moyles and sidekicks
Most MPs
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Re: Which celebrity would you most like to punch and why?

« Reply #130 on: August 06, 2009, 11:16:15 PM »

not a celeb but someone on tv I would like to punch before anyone else on this thread

the 'comedian' who tells 'jokes' about google or myspace photos or weather reports having wind directions in them before channel 4 programmes sponsored by 3


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Re: Which celebrity would you most like to punch and why?

« Reply #131 on: August 06, 2009, 11:24:07 PM »

Quote from: MANTIS01 on August 06, 2009, 09:56:44 PM

While I have no desire to punch Clive Anderson I would like to slap him repeatedly in a similar fashion to what the little bald guy on Benny Hill used to get.