I give up

[The Camel]

I just lost 9-8 in a game of table football to 2 three year olds.

And I was trying.

[GreekStein]

At least Michael Owen didn't score all 17 goals

[Laxie]

You were outnumbered.  Demand a re-match.

[The Camel]

You were outnumbered.  Demand a re-match.

They ran off celelbrating like they won the fa bleeding cup.

They were eating ice lollies before I got the chance to ask for a rematch and they weren't allowed to get the table all sticky.

[TightEnd]

Four hands are better than two, however small

I assume they split up one child for goalie/defence, the other for midfield/attack and literally passed you off the park

[The Camel]

Four hands are better than two, however small

I assume they split up one child for goalie/defence, the other for midfield/attack and literally passed you off the park

Indeed, those were their tactics.

They kept spinning their men round despite my treatise that was cheating.

It isn't perfect strategy, but when they connected, the shots from all angles were unstoppable.

[gatso]

you def win by default if they were spinning

Rules consider "360-degree shots" or "spinning" (using the palm of the hand to swiftly spin the bar all around, instead of using wrist strokes to kick the ball with a bar-mounted figure) to be illegal.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Table_football#The_sport

[The Camel]

you def win by default if they were spinning

Rules consider "360-degree shots" or "spinning" (using the palm of the hand to swiftly spin the bar all around, instead of using wrist strokes to kick the ball with a bar-mounted figure) to be illegal.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Table_football#The_sport

I'll just have to wait 4 years until they can read this article and then claim my win!

[DaveShoelace]

challenge em to an arm wrestle, that should restore your pride.

I really really overcelebrated when I beat a 9 year old at darts a few months back, all the other adults looked at me in disgust.

[The Camel]

A nine year old would be clear favourite against me at darts, which would mean my celebrations at victory would be completely justified.

[steeveg]

You were outnumbered.  Demand a re-match.

They ran off celelbrating like they won the fa bleeding cup.

They were eating ice lollies before I got the chance to ask for a rematch and they weren't allowed to get the table all sticky.

. got beat 9-8 ,treasure these days m8,in a few years they will be hammering you playing football on the computer, they will let you have Real Madrid, and they will have someone like Wrexham. play with 1 hand most of the time and you will be still getting hammered 9-1.

[DaveShoelace]

A nine year old would be clear favourite against me at darts, which would mean my celebrations at victory would be completely justified.

same here, thats why I danced around in his face and called him the accident son of two losers

[Laxie]

A nine year old would be clear favourite against me at darts, which would mean my celebrations at victory would be completely justified.

same here, thats why I danced around in his face and called him the accident son of two losers

lol!  Pretty sure that's why the other adults were looking at you in disgust.  [ ] well played. 

[Colchester Kev]

Table football tourny at the blonde bash imo.

[tikay]

Exactly what I'd expect from a QPR man.