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RED-DOG
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But it's up there.
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June 24, 2018, 04:19:24 PM »
A woman is sitting at her deceased husband’s funeral.
A man leans in to her and says, “do you mind if I say a word?”.
“No, go right ahead”, the woman replies.
The man stands, clears his throat, says “Plethora”, and sits back down.
“Thanks”, the woman says, “that means a lot”.
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By the way,I made it through the day
I watch the world outside
By the way, I'm leaving out today
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My doctor diagnosed me with anxiety and constipation. I'm worried shitless.
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Quote from: TightEnd on June 24, 2018, 04:19:24 PM
A woman is sitting at her deceased husband’s funeral.
A man leans in to her and says, “do you mind if I say a word?”.
“No, go right ahead”, the woman replies.
The man stands, clears his throat, says “Plethora”, and sits back down.
“Thanks”, the woman says, “that means a lot”.
Month and a half late Tighty, cracker though.
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July 19, 2018, 12:09:06 AM »
My wife told me “the sex is always better on holiday”.
Got to admit it’s not the best postcard I’ve ever received.
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Ah! The element of surprise
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My therapist says I'm obsessed with toilet humour. I'm not, but I daren't argue with him, he's built like a brick shithouse.
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July 28, 2018, 01:37:58 PM »
An Asian fellow has moved in next door. He' s travelled the world, swam with sharks, wrestled bears and climbed the highest mountains.
It came as no surprise his name was Bindair Dundat.
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August 09, 2018, 10:48:20 AM »
What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?
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Quote from: RED-DOG on August 09, 2018, 10:48:20 AM
What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?
The tie?
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Quote from: RED-DOG on August 09, 2018, 10:48:20 AM
What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?
Attire
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Quote from: alen.fantasy on August 09, 2018, 02:23:45 PM
Quote from: RED-DOG on August 09, 2018, 10:48:20 AM
What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?
Attire
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August 10, 2018, 06:57:37 PM »
A lady is walking past a pet shop when she sees a sign in the window ' pussy eating frog in shop'
Having had amphibians as pets she was intrigued about this , so she went in and said to the assistant
'' what is a pussy eating frog ? ''
The assistant replied ' Bonjour Madam '
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I've just been on a once in a lifetime holiday. I'll tell you what, never again.
I've just sold my Hoover. Well, it was just gathering dust.
Theft in multi-story car parks, it's wrong on so many levels.
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Quote from: TimothyVanwinkle on August 26, 2018, 10:21:20 PM
What’s the difference between cigarettes and Islamic jihadists?
You can only get 200 cigarettes in the UK before the authorities start asking questions.
Oh dear
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August 27, 2018, 06:16:35 PM »
Quote from: RED-DOG on August 26, 2018, 07:12:22 PM
I've just been on a once in a lifetime holiday. I'll tell you what, never again.
I've just sold my Hoover. Well, it was just gathering dust.
Theft in multi-story car parks, it's wrong on so many levels.
People who liked these, will also enjoy most of the rest of Tim Vine’s work
Sorry, I never did get the hang of YouTube insertion
https://youtu.be/VPaZfeAYUyk
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