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« Reply #225 on: July 06, 2010, 01:35:43 PM » |
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I went for a job interview as a blacksmith yesterday. He said, "Have you ever shoed a horse?"
I said, "No, but I've told a donkey to fuck off."
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« Reply #226 on: July 06, 2010, 01:36:48 PM » |
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I organised a threesome last night...
There were a couple of no-shows but I still had a good time.
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« Reply #227 on: July 06, 2010, 01:51:27 PM » |
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What do you call an elevator with a group of slim, softly spoken, intelligent people inside?
A lift.
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« Reply #228 on: July 06, 2010, 01:54:53 PM » |
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What do you call an elevator with a group of slim, softly spoken, intelligent people inside?
A lift.
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"Arguing with idiots is like playing chess with a pigeon....no matter how good you are the bird is going to shit on the board and strut around like it won anyway"
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« Reply #229 on: July 06, 2010, 01:58:59 PM » |
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This Chinese chap goes into a bank to change some currency. After receiving his money he asks, "How come I came in here with same amount of money as yesterday but today I get less Yuans in return?"
The banker says, "Fluctuations."
The Chinese guy replies, "Fluck you Blitish too."
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« Reply #230 on: July 06, 2010, 02:27:25 PM » |
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Bolide, time to concentrate on another thread methinks.
Or visit a certain type of cafe before your return
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By the way,I made it through the day
I watch the world outside
By the way, I'm leaving out today
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« Reply #231 on: July 06, 2010, 10:52:17 PM » |
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Bolide, time to concentrate on another thread methinks.
Or visit a certain type of cafe before your return
This! Or just cooler his ass for a day or two  |
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Best poster Girgy IMO - Mantis
Girgy is my new hero! - Evilpie
Think Girgy has shown the best leopard instincts in this thread and would prob survive best in the wild. Eye of the tiger that fella - Mantis
Girgy is a m'fkn machine - Daveshoelace
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« Reply #232 on: July 06, 2010, 10:59:45 PM » |
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What do you call it when you climax at the end of a really dull lovemaking session? A Meh-jaculation.
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« Reply #233 on: July 06, 2010, 11:04:23 PM » |
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What do you call it when you pretend to climax at the end of a really dull lovemaking session? A Meh-jaculation.
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« Reply #234 on: July 09, 2010, 12:20:16 AM » |
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have debated posting this one due to both oldness and crapness but doesn't seem to be stopping boldie anyone else......
Scotsman goes into a bakery and points to an item on display. "is that a sausage roll or a meringue?". "No you're right" says the baker "it is a sausage roll"
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« Reply #235 on: July 09, 2010, 08:30:12 AM » |
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have debated posting this one due to both oldness and crapness but doesn't seem to be stopping boldie anyone else......
Scotsman goes into a bakery and points to an item on display. "is that a sausage roll or a meringue?". "No you're right" says the baker "it is a sausage roll"
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« Reply #236 on: July 09, 2010, 08:32:55 AM » |
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News : 'British Man Plunges To Death In Ibiza'.
That toilet must have been seriously blocked.
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« Reply #237 on: July 09, 2010, 11:18:06 AM » |
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News : 'British Man Plunges To Death In Ibiza'.
That toilet must have been seriously blocked.
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Best poster Girgy IMO - Mantis
Girgy is my new hero! - Evilpie
Think Girgy has shown the best leopard instincts in this thread and would prob survive best in the wild. Eye of the tiger that fella - Mantis
Girgy is a m'fkn machine - Daveshoelace
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« Reply #238 on: July 09, 2010, 11:19:41 AM » |
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have debated posting this one due to both oldness and crapness but doesn't seem to be stopping boldie anyone else......
Scotsman goes into a bakery and points to an item on display. "is that a sausage roll or a meringue?". "No you're right" says the baker "it is a sausage roll"
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« Reply #239 on: July 09, 2010, 11:23:58 AM » |
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have debated posting this one due to both oldness and crapness but doesn't seem to be stopping boldie anyone else......
Scotsman goes into a bakery and points to an item on display. "is that a sausage roll or a meringue?". "No you're right" says the baker "it is a sausage roll"
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Motivational speeches at their best:
"Because thats what living is, the 6 inches in front of your face......" - Patrick Leonard - 10th May 2015
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