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« Reply #735 on: November 11, 2011, 02:17:49 AM »
Quote from: RED-DOG on November 10, 2011, 10:32:34 PM
Someone asked me what I know about dwarves, I said "Very little"

you should never befriend an illiterate dwarf,      it's not big and it's not clever
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« Reply #736 on: November 13, 2011, 08:48:19 PM »
I bought a new guard dog yesterday.

It's useless, it lets anybody in.

Fucking UK border collie.

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« Reply #737 on: November 13, 2011, 08:49:40 PM »
Quote from: henrik777 on November 13, 2011, 08:48:19 PM
I bought a new guard dog yesterday.

It's useless, it lets anybody in.

Fucking UK border collie.

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« Reply #738 on: November 16, 2011, 12:09:43 PM »
The wife asked me what I was doing on the computer last night.
I told her I was looking for cheap flights.
"I love you!" she said, then she got all excited, un-zipped my trousers and gave me the most amazing blow job ever....
Which is odd because she's never shown an interest in darts before.
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« Reply #739 on: November 16, 2011, 05:47:58 PM »
I just killed a huge spider crawling along the floor with my shoe.


I don't care how big a spider is, nobody steals my fucking shoe.
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« Reply #740 on: November 16, 2011, 05:49:54 PM »
Quote from: boldie on November 16, 2011, 05:47:58 PM
I just killed a huge spider crawling along the floor with my shoe.


I don't care how big a spider is, nobody steals my fucking shoe.

Dangling participles ftw.
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« Reply #741 on: November 24, 2011, 02:57:09 PM »
Went to the doctor the other day due to my chronic fear of giants.

He said; Ah, you're suffering from Feefiphobia
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« Reply #742 on: November 24, 2011, 09:23:01 PM »
Quote from: boldie on November 24, 2011, 02:57:09 PM
Went to the doctor the other day due to my chronic fear of giants.

He said; Ah, you're suffering from Feefiphobia

I hate to say this Boldie but that's below par for a Boldie joke.
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« Reply #743 on: November 24, 2011, 10:04:04 PM »
Quote from: bobAlike on November 24, 2011, 09:23:01 PM
Quote from: boldie on November 24, 2011, 02:57:09 PM
Went to the doctor the other day due to my chronic fear of giants.

He said; Ah, you're suffering from Feefiphobia

I hate to say this Boldie but that's below par for a Boldie joke.

my 7 year old niece liked it
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« Reply #744 on: November 24, 2011, 11:34:48 PM »
Ive just bought some of that 007 viagra....

It makes you roger more!!
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« Reply #745 on: November 24, 2011, 11:38:21 PM »
Quote from: ForthThistle on November 24, 2011, 11:34:48 PM
Ive just bought some of that 007 viagra....

It makes you roger more!!

I lolled.
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« Reply #746 on: November 25, 2011, 09:12:37 AM »
Quote from: outragous76 on November 24, 2011, 10:04:04 PM
Quote from: bobAlike on November 24, 2011, 09:23:01 PM
Quote from: boldie on November 24, 2011, 02:57:09 PM
Went to the doctor the other day due to my chronic fear of giants.

He said; Ah, you're suffering from Feefiphobia

I hate to say this Boldie but that's below par for a Boldie joke.

my 7 year old niece liked it

And, to be fair, that is ussually my level when it comes to jokes Smiley
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« Reply #747 on: November 27, 2011, 11:07:01 AM »
Quote from: boldie on November 25, 2011, 09:12:37 AM
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Quote from: boldie on November 24, 2011, 02:57:09 PM
Went to the doctor the other day due to my chronic fear of giants.

He said; Ah, you're suffering from Feefiphobia

I hate to say this Boldie but that's below par for a Boldie joke.

my 7 year old niece liked it

And, to be fair, that is ussually my level when it comes to jokes Smiley

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I was badly bullied at school, but I stood up to them and said 'Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.' From then on, it was sticks and stones all the way.
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« Reply #748 on: November 29, 2011, 09:43:40 PM »
Get your taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican.
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« Reply #749 on: November 29, 2011, 09:48:14 PM »
Quote from: RED-DOG on November 29, 2011, 09:43:40 PM
Get your taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican.

Chuckled and woke Joo up. (Snoozing in the chair as usual)
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