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« Reply #375 on: September 20, 2010, 02:23:44 PM » |
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I once tried to get the autograph of the Actor who played "The Equaliser" but got distracted by his wife
Tuurns out I couldn't see the Woodward for Dotrice.
(one for the old timers)
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My eyes are open wide By the way,I made it through the day I watch the world outside By the way, I'm leaving out today
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« Reply #376 on: September 20, 2010, 02:53:10 PM » |
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From the great Rodney Dangerfield;
I'm not a sexy guy. I went to a hooker. I dropped my pants. She dropped her price
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Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank, give a man a bank and he can rob the world.
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« Reply #377 on: September 20, 2010, 03:57:10 PM » |
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So they glued me to a yak.
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The older I get, the better I was.
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« Reply #378 on: September 20, 2010, 04:41:05 PM » |
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Oh dear. Now Tighty has reminded me of this gem:
What do you call a man with a tree on his head? Edward What do you call a man with 3 trees on his head? Edward Woodward What do you call a man with 4 trees on his head? I don't know but Edward Woodward would!!
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"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so." - Douglas Adams The secret to a happy life - "Never pass up a chance to have sex or appear on television." - Gore Vidal
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« Reply #379 on: September 20, 2010, 05:13:46 PM » |
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Just been to Asda and I thought I saw your name on a loaf of bread.
But when I got closer, it actually said,
"THICK CUT"
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boldie
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« Reply #380 on: September 20, 2010, 05:24:25 PM » |
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I was watching the news the other day and they were showing the floods in Pakistan.
They showed this woman, standing there in her flooded living room, crying.
I just thought; You know, if anything, you're just making it worse.
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« Reply #381 on: September 20, 2010, 05:26:41 PM » |
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In a cave, I found pictures of women's breasts, but when I picked them up, a giant net fell on me.
Damn booby trap.
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« Reply #382 on: September 20, 2010, 05:29:52 PM » |
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Please make him stop...
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The older I get, the better I was.
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« Reply #383 on: September 20, 2010, 10:45:35 PM » |
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Please make him stop...
+1 use ur powers mr dog!
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Best poster Girgy IMO - Mantis
Girgy is my new hero! - Evilpie
Think Girgy has shown the best leopard instincts in this thread and would prob survive best in the wild. Eye of the tiger that fella - Mantis
Girgy is a m'fkn machine - Daveshoelace
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« Reply #384 on: September 21, 2010, 11:55:16 PM » |
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Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end you'll wish you had a club and a spade.
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« Reply #385 on: September 22, 2010, 12:24:29 PM » |
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I invented gloves.
Okay, I'm lying but I did have a hand in it.
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Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank, give a man a bank and he can rob the world.
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« Reply #386 on: September 22, 2010, 01:37:28 PM » |
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I invented gloves.
Okay, I'm lying but I did have a hand in it.
Please stop with these garbage efforts!! They are not jokes IMO!!
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Best poster Girgy IMO - Mantis
Girgy is my new hero! - Evilpie
Think Girgy has shown the best leopard instincts in this thread and would prob survive best in the wild. Eye of the tiger that fella - Mantis
Girgy is a m'fkn machine - Daveshoelace
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« Reply #387 on: September 22, 2010, 01:43:26 PM » |
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I invented gloves.
Okay, I'm lying but I did have a hand in it.
Please stop with these garbage efforts!! They are not jokes IMO!! people in glass houses..... After the 1st hour in prison George Michael had a chocolate bar shoved up his arse.
Prison officers said it was just a careless wispa!
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"Arguing with idiots is like playing chess with a pigeon....no matter how good you are the bird is going to shit on the board and strut around like it won anyway"
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« Reply #389 on: September 22, 2010, 03:17:31 PM » |
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How does that even look like lettuce?..what kind of shitty stuff does the BBC reporter eat?
Quite lol that the reporter dares to question the quality of police work in that one.
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