Joke!!

[Girgy85]

What do you get if you cross a Great Dane with a Pedophile?

Schmeical Jackson

[RED-DOG]

Q. What do you call a bear with no paw?
A. Rupert the bastard.

[boldie]

Soon to be Mrs Boshi (It's only a matter of time) asks Kin; "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6!"
A short time later the Kin comes back with 6 cartons of milk.
The Soon to be Mrs Boshi asks him, "Why the hell did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"
He replied, "They had eggs."

[Girgy85]

I overheard a woman speaking about 'sight, hearing, taste, touch & smell.

Unbelievable! I thought, a woman talking sense??

[RED-DOG]

A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. "My dog's cross-eyed, is there
anything you can do for him?"

"Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him."

So he picks the dog up and has a good look at its eyes. "Well," says
the vet, "I'm going to have to put him down."

"What? Because he's cross-eyed?"

"No, because he's bloody heavy."

[Girgy85]

Just seen 2 gay lads having a massive argument outside pub, hope it's calmed down a bit - they looked like they were about to exchange blows...

[boldie]

I'm still a firm believer of chivalry.

You know, holding doors open for bitches an stuff.





After a hearty meal I still had half a sandwich left on my plate, "Do you want a box for that?" the waitress asked..

"No", I replied, "but I'll wrestle you for a cup of coffee."

[Girgy85]

What do u call a nun with a washer on her head.....

Sistermatic

[Cf]

Am dissapointed to find mod activity in this thread. Would have thought they'd have deleted...

[AndrewT]

1st Circumlocutionist: I have in my possession an animal belonging to
                       the family Canidae, and it appears that he does
                       not possess any extra-facial olfactory organs.

2nd Circumlocutionist: Could you therefore impart to me, such
                       knowledge as may be necessary, to describe how
                       that animal circumvents the problem of
                       satisfying his olfactory senses?

1st Circumlocutionist: Unfortunately, the non-ambiguity of your
                       enquiry does not easily permit me to provide a
                       clever answer, but I am in fact thinking of
                       referring the animal to an olfactologist.
                       However, the animal does have a fairly
                       unpleasant body odour, should you be
                       interested.

Oh dear, I actually had a temporary involuntary constriction of the larynx by the epiglottis at that.

FYP

[MANTIS01]

I went to a fancy dress party last night as a loaf of bread.

The fucking birds were all over me!

Crumbs! Toasty life.

[RED-DOG]

I went to a fancy dress party last night as a loaf of bread.

The fucking birds were all over me!

Crumbs! Toasty life.

All that crumpet....

[thetank]

You think they'd be worried about getting a yeast infection.

[MANTIS01]

I bet Girgy floured them with compliments

[RED-DOG]

I bet Girgy floured them with compliments

Doh!