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« Reply #525 on: May 24, 2011, 05:59:12 PM » |
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A guy was driving down the motorway with his girlfriend and she piped up,
'I think those people in the car next to us are from Wales.
'Why is that?'
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'Well, the kids are writing on the window and it says,
'stit ruoy su wohs.
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Best poster Girgy IMO - Mantis
Girgy is my new hero! - Evilpie
Think Girgy has shown the best leopard instincts in this thread and would prob survive best in the wild. Eye of the tiger that fella - Mantis
Girgy is a m'fkn machine - Daveshoelace
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« Reply #526 on: May 25, 2011, 08:41:22 PM » |
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Mr tickle has found the girl of his dreams. however Tess was reluctant 2marry him as she didn't wanna inherit his surname
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I am the master of my fate
I am the captain of my soul.
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« Reply #527 on: May 26, 2011, 08:23:06 AM » |
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I went to a gay BBQ last weekend, the hotdogs tasted like s**t.
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Ah! The element of surprise
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« Reply #528 on: May 26, 2011, 10:52:15 AM » |
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BBC News: Bad drivers to face £100 fines
Seems a bit sexist.
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Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank, give a man a bank and he can rob the world.
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« Reply #529 on: May 26, 2011, 09:04:27 PM » |
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What have Imogen Thomas and Fernando Torres got in common?
A few months ago they were both fucking good footballers!
Sandy
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« Reply #530 on: May 26, 2011, 09:06:42 PM » |
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BBC News: Bad drivers to face £100 fines
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The older I get, the better I was.
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« Reply #531 on: May 27, 2011, 09:01:19 PM » |
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BBC News: Bad drivers to face £100 fines
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"Arguing with idiots is like playing chess with a pigeon....no matter how good you are the bird is going to shit on the board and strut around like it won anyway"
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« Reply #532 on: May 28, 2011, 03:46:34 PM » |
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My mum won the Irish Lottery.
Now she owes them 6 million quid.
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« Reply #533 on: May 29, 2011, 01:16:59 PM » |
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Police are hunting a man who has stabbed 6 people with knitting needles.
According to a criminal profiler, the killer is following a pattern.
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The older I get, the better I was.
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« Reply #534 on: May 29, 2011, 07:54:58 PM » |
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The lead singer of the Black eyed peas now refuses to go on stage or comply with ANY of his bandmates requests.
He will now be known as Will I fuck.
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« Reply #535 on: June 08, 2011, 11:55:21 AM » |
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I was talking to a girl in a pub the other night and I said " You remind me of my little toe" she said " Is that because I'm small and cute? " I replied " No, because I'll probably end up banging you on the coffee table"...
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I am the master of my fate
I am the captain of my soul.
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« Reply #536 on: June 08, 2011, 11:59:53 AM » |
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I went to the opticians the other day and told him I could see 9 years into the future.
He examined my eyes and nodded in agreement and said "yes sir you've got 2020 vision".
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Best poster Girgy IMO - Mantis
Girgy is my new hero! - Evilpie
Think Girgy has shown the best leopard instincts in this thread and would prob survive best in the wild. Eye of the tiger that fella - Mantis
Girgy is a m'fkn machine - Daveshoelace
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« Reply #537 on: June 08, 2011, 09:22:11 PM » |
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My wife was just starting to moan about my obsession with Ross Kemp.
I could see things were about to kick off, so I got out of there.
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Ah! The element of surprise
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« Reply #538 on: June 09, 2011, 03:31:07 PM » |
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The price of petrol
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[ ] ept title
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[ ] wsop braclet
[X] mickey mouse hoodies
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« Reply #539 on: June 09, 2011, 03:34:15 PM » |
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In the category of Funniest Poster I nominate sovietsong. - mantis 21/12/2012
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