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« Reply #795 on: December 18, 2011, 12:19:43 PM » |
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Mother Superior was talking to the Nuns....... We now have a case of Chlamydia in the convent.........an old Nun from the back shouts...... I hope it's better than that Chardonnay shite we had last Christmas!
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When you get..........give. When you learn.......teach
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« Reply #796 on: December 18, 2011, 01:38:00 PM » |
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Mother Superior was talking to the Nuns....... We now have a case of Chlamydia in the convent.........an old Nun from the back shouts...... I hope it's better than that Chardonnay shite we had last Christmas!
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"Arguing with idiots is like playing chess with a pigeon....no matter how good you are the bird is going to shit on the board and strut around like it won anyway"
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« Reply #797 on: December 18, 2011, 01:42:25 PM » |
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Mother Superior was talking to the Nuns....... We now have a case of Chlamydia in the convent.........an old Nun from the back shouts...... I hope it's better than that Chardonnay shite we had last Christmas!
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« Reply #798 on: December 19, 2011, 07:28:44 PM » |
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My neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30 this morning. Can you believe that?
Luckily for him, I was still up playing my bagpipes!!
Geo
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« Reply #799 on: December 19, 2011, 07:43:24 PM » |
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My neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30 this morning. Can you believe that?
Luckily for him, I was still up playing my bagpipes!!
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« Reply #800 on: December 19, 2011, 09:08:34 PM » |
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My neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30 this morning. Can you believe that?
Luckily for him, I was still up playing my bagpipes!!
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When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down 'happy'. They told me i didn't understand the assignment, and I told them they didn't understand life.
J Lennon
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« Reply #801 on: December 20, 2011, 07:06:31 AM » |
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[ X ] Sadam Hussein
[ X ] Osama Bin Laden
[ X ] Colonel Gadafi
[ X ] Kim Jong Il
[ ] Justin Bieber
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« Reply #802 on: December 22, 2011, 10:51:11 AM » |
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What contains 9 coat hangers, 3 house bricks and 6 crow bars?
The key bowl at a scouse swingers party.
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« Reply #803 on: December 29, 2011, 04:22:44 PM » |
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One directions Zain Malick has vowed to ditch the fags.
I didn't know he was planning a solo career.
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Best poster Girgy IMO - Mantis
Girgy is my new hero! - Evilpie
Think Girgy has shown the best leopard instincts in this thread and would prob survive best in the wild. Eye of the tiger that fella - Mantis
Girgy is a m'fkn machine - Daveshoelace
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« Reply #804 on: December 29, 2011, 09:38:30 PM » |
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One for Girgy. He put it up on the FB wall
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When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down 'happy'. They told me i didn't understand the assignment, and I told them they didn't understand life.
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« Reply #805 on: December 29, 2011, 09:52:43 PM » |
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Once happened to a mate who works with me. kid jumps and did a runner leaving his phone on front seat. driver locked doors and shouted cya mate flashing his phone. thing is kid had £20 on him for the fiver fare lolz
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Best poster Girgy IMO - Mantis
Girgy is my new hero! - Evilpie
Think Girgy has shown the best leopard instincts in this thread and would prob survive best in the wild. Eye of the tiger that fella - Mantis
Girgy is a m'fkn machine - Daveshoelace
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« Reply #806 on: January 14, 2012, 02:20:54 PM » |
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I found a dvd entitled "Bald and barely legal". Chuffed with my find I put the disc in the player and sat there cock in hand ready to bash one out. Imagine my disappointment when it turned out to be a DVLA dvd about tyre tread depth.
Phone rings...woman answers...pervert breathes heavily. "Have you got a tight unshaven twat?" Woman replies "Yeah, he's watching the telly who shall I say is calling?"
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« Reply #807 on: January 15, 2012, 03:52:13 PM » |
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I was a little surprised when I learned "pain au chocolat" wasn't French for anal.
Not half as surprised as the girl serving me in Greggs.
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« Reply #808 on: January 15, 2012, 04:00:08 PM » |
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Does Sean Connery like herbs?
Only partially.
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The older I get, the better I was.
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« Reply #809 on: January 20, 2012, 12:22:55 AM » |
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Just got back from Thailand & came so close to shagging a Ladyboy... Looked like a lady, walked like a lady, talked like a lady even kissed like a lady! It wasn't until she drove us to her place & reversed 1st time into a parking space, I thought. F**  hang on! |
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