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« Reply #840 on: February 09, 2012, 02:26:05 PM » |
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I just found out my mate has been drinking brake fluid for a while. I told him hes addicted to it but he told me he can stop anytime.
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When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down 'happy'. They told me i didn't understand the assignment, and I told them they didn't understand life.
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« Reply #841 on: February 09, 2012, 02:28:28 PM » |
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I just found out my mate has been drinking brake fluid for a while. I told him hes addicted to it but he told me he can stop anytime.
The cops arrested two kids in my village last night, one was drinking battery acid and the other was eating fireworks. one got charged the other one was let off? |
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Best poster Girgy IMO - Mantis
Girgy is my new hero! - Evilpie
Think Girgy has shown the best leopard instincts in this thread and would prob survive best in the wild. Eye of the tiger that fella - Mantis
Girgy is a m'fkn machine - Daveshoelace
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« Reply #842 on: February 09, 2012, 02:48:57 PM » |
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I just found out my mate has been drinking brake fluid for a while. I told him hes addicted to it but he told me he can stop anytime.
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When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down 'happy'. They told me i didn't understand the assignment, and I told them they didn't understand life.
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« Reply #843 on: February 09, 2012, 09:32:14 PM » |
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The wife told me to go to the doctors and get some of those tablets that "help" get an erection.
You should have seen her face when I came back and tossed her some diet pills
I am still looking for a place to live.
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« Reply #844 on: February 09, 2012, 09:35:14 PM » |
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The wife told me to go to the doctors and get some of those tablets that "help" get an erection.
You should have seen her face when I came back and tossed her some diet pills
I am still looking for a place to live.
lol, Just had to lie to the wife about laughing at this joke. |
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Ah! The element of surprise
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« Reply #845 on: February 09, 2012, 09:41:16 PM » |
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When you get..........give. When you learn.......teach
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« Reply #846 on: February 09, 2012, 09:42:34 PM » |
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I hear they can work quite well at curing 'headaches' too when tossed in the other direction |
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"Arguing with idiots is like playing chess with a pigeon....no matter how good you are the bird is going to shit on the board and strut around like it won anyway"
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« Reply #847 on: February 09, 2012, 09:44:26 PM » |
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I hear they can work quite well at curing 'headaches' too when tossed in the other direction Good comeback  |
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« Reply #848 on: February 10, 2012, 08:06:09 AM » |
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Kurt Cobain killed himself 1 month after Justin Bieber was born....
...he knew
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Ah! The element of surprise
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« Reply #849 on: February 10, 2012, 12:31:48 PM » |
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« Reply #850 on: February 10, 2012, 01:14:07 PM » |
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My dyslexic brother refuses to accept he's a homosexual - he's still in Daniel
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« Reply #851 on: February 16, 2012, 03:23:14 PM » |
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A man was walking his dog through the graveyard when he saw another man crouching behind a gravestone.
"Morning!" he said.
The other man replies, "No, just having a shit."
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« Reply #852 on: February 16, 2012, 03:27:54 PM » |
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A man was walking his dog through the graveyard when he saw another man crouching behind a gravestone.
"Morning!" he said.
The other man replies, "No, just having a shit."
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« Reply #853 on: February 20, 2012, 10:50:20 AM » |
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The Mrs has been going nuts at me all morning because I won't stop doing my flamingo impression.
If she doesn't stop banging on at me soon I think I'm going to have to put my foot down!!
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Motivational speeches at their best:
"Because thats what living is, the 6 inches in front of your face......" - Patrick Leonard - 10th May 2015
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« Reply #854 on: February 20, 2012, 12:12:03 PM » |
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The Mrs has been going nuts at me all morning because I won't stop doing my flamingo impression.
If she doesn't stop banging on at me soon I think I'm going to have to put my foot down!!
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The older I get, the better I was.
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