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« Reply #1020 on: January 16, 2013, 10:29:40 PM » |
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So not to alienate their vegetarian customers Tesco have launched a new burger made from uniQuorn.
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« Reply #1021 on: January 16, 2013, 10:34:02 PM » |
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So not to alienate their vegetarian customers Tesco have launched a new burger made from uniQuorn.
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im not speculating, either, but id have been pretty peeved if i missed the thread and i ended up getting clipped, kindly accepting a lift home.
In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
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« Reply #1022 on: January 17, 2013, 02:21:41 PM » |
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Roy Rodgers has a meat allergy, he's worried Tesco burgers might be a Trigger....
On the up side are they are low in fat, but a little high in shergar.
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« Reply #1023 on: January 17, 2013, 02:48:00 PM » |
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Just been in Tesco's cafe, the waitress asked if I'd like anything on my burger.
I said 'yes please, I'll have a fiver each way'
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« Reply #1024 on: January 17, 2013, 03:13:04 PM » |
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To eat horse or not eat horse - that's equestrian.
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« Reply #1025 on: January 17, 2013, 06:46:36 PM » |
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Liverpool have quickly moved to quash rumours that Andy Carroll is to be sold to tesco in a 25 million deal as tesco are said to be short of top quality horse meat!!!!
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Mantis - I would like to thank 77dave for his more realistic take on things.
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« Reply #1026 on: January 17, 2013, 09:41:10 PM » |
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Tesco have now removed their Quarter Panda Burgers from their shelves.
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« Reply #1027 on: January 18, 2013, 12:13:27 AM » |
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Paddock in now lads, these horse jokes are getting boring!
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« Reply #1028 on: January 18, 2013, 12:22:07 AM » |
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Paddock in now lads, these horse jokes are getting boring!
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« Reply #1029 on: January 18, 2013, 10:20:49 AM » |
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Paddock in now lads, these horse jokes are getting boring!
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« Reply #1030 on: January 18, 2013, 12:49:47 PM » |
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Have you tried Tesco's meatballs? They're the dogs bollocks.
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« Reply #1031 on: January 24, 2013, 03:17:40 AM » |
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Kinda bored with the Tesco jokes now but this did make me lol
AN APOLOGY FROM TESCO.
We want to apologise for the recent discovery of horse and pig DNA in burgers for sale at our stores. Please rest assured we are investigating the root of the problem and will fully disclose our findings.
In the meantime we have re-sourced our burgers and re-stocked our shelves; please be assured that all our burgers now contain the traditional ingredients you know and love: eyeballs, arseholes, bollocks and brains.
Bon apetite.
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« Reply #1032 on: January 24, 2013, 02:49:26 PM » |
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Just watched the Lance Armstrong interview. He lied to us so much that I'm now starting to doubt whether he ever landed on the moon at all...
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« Reply #1034 on: January 24, 2013, 06:03:50 PM » |
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Just watched the Lance Armstrong interview. He lied to us so much that I'm now starting to doubt whether he ever landed on the moon at all...
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The older I get, the better I was.
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