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Topic: Joke!! (Read 315010 times)
smashedagain
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Reply #1035 on:
January 29, 2013, 11:36:04 AM »
A man died yesterday from being hit by a William Hills sign at 10 to 3.
Another William Hills rip off. The odds on that happening had to be way bigger.
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Re: Joke!!
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January 30, 2013, 03:53:30 PM »
Quote from: outragous76 on January 24, 2013, 02:49:26 PM
Just watched the Lance Armstrong interview. He lied to us so much that I'm now starting to doubt whether he ever landed on the moon at all...
Just spat my drink out!! Brilliant.
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Re: Joke!!
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February 01, 2013, 10:46:43 AM »
"G'day mate, Fosters help line. What's the problem dude?".
"I'm in Australia with the girlfriend and she's been stung on the vagina by a Hornet, and now her minge has completely closed up".
"Bummer dude".
"Thanks mate, bye"
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February 01, 2013, 02:18:34 PM »
Quote from: EvilPie on February 01, 2013, 10:46:43 AM
"G'day mate, Fosters help line. What's the problem dude?".
"I'm in Australia with the girlfriend and she's been stung on the vagina by a Hornet, and now her minge has completely closed up".
"Bummer dude".
"Thanks mate, bye"
me and Mrs Smashed both lol'd
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Re: Joke!!
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Reply #1039 on:
February 01, 2013, 02:24:06 PM »
Quote from: smashedagain on February 01, 2013, 02:18:34 PM
Quote from: EvilPie on February 01, 2013, 10:46:43 AM
"G'day mate, Fosters help line. What's the problem dude?".
"I'm in Australia with the girlfriend and she's been stung on the vagina by a Hornet, and now her minge has completely closed up".
"Bummer dude".
"Thanks mate, bye"
me and Mrs Smashed both lol'd
And then stole it as your own on facebook!
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Girgy is my new hero! - Evilpie
Think Girgy has shown the best leopard instincts in this thread and would prob survive best in the wild. Eye of the tiger that fella - Mantis
Girgy is a m'fkn machine - Daveshoelace
smashedagain
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Re: Joke!!
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Reply #1040 on:
February 01, 2013, 02:30:20 PM »
Quote from: Girgy85 on February 01, 2013, 02:24:06 PM
Quote from: smashedagain on February 01, 2013, 02:18:34 PM
Quote from: EvilPie on February 01, 2013, 10:46:43 AM
"G'day mate, Fosters help line. What's the problem dude?".
"I'm in Australia with the girlfriend and she's been stung on the vagina by a Hornet, and now her minge has completely closed up".
"Bummer dude".
"Thanks mate, bye"
me and Mrs Smashed both lol'd
And then stole it as your own on facebook!
i have fans that appreciate that sort of joke
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geordieneil
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Re: Joke!!
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Reply #1041 on:
February 01, 2013, 06:44:26 PM »
Some bloke just hit me over the head with a power tool.
I was minding my own business then 'Bosch'...
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bobAlike
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Re: Joke!!
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Reply #1042 on:
February 01, 2013, 06:46:42 PM »
Quote from: geordieneil on February 01, 2013, 06:44:26 PM
Some bloke just hit me over the head with a power tool.
I was minding my own business then 'Bosch'...
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DMorgan
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Re: Joke!!
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Reply #1043 on:
February 05, 2013, 02:19:16 AM »
Quote from: geordieneil on February 01, 2013, 06:44:26 PM
Some bloke just hit me over the head with a power tool.
I was minding my own business then 'Bosch'...
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Re: Joke!!
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Reply #1044 on:
February 05, 2013, 09:07:11 AM »
Quote from: Girgy85 on February 01, 2013, 02:24:06 PM
Quote from: smashedagain on February 01, 2013, 02:18:34 PM
Quote from: EvilPie on February 01, 2013, 10:46:43 AM
"G'day mate, Fosters help line. What's the problem dude?".
"I'm in Australia with the girlfriend and she's been stung on the vagina by a Hornet, and now her minge has completely closed up".
"Bummer dude".
"Thanks mate, bye"
me and Mrs Smashed both lol'd
And then stole it as your own on facebook!
Thanks for having my back Girgy.
Don't worry though I didn't have a patent on it, I may have even borrowed it myself.
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"Because thats what living is, the 6 inches in front of your face......" - Patrick Leonard - 10th May 2015
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Re: Joke!!
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Reply #1045 on:
February 05, 2013, 11:21:27 AM »
Quote from: EvilPie on February 05, 2013, 09:07:11 AM
Quote from: Girgy85 on February 01, 2013, 02:24:06 PM
Quote from: smashedagain on February 01, 2013, 02:18:34 PM
Quote from: EvilPie on February 01, 2013, 10:46:43 AM
"G'day mate, Fosters help line. What's the problem dude?".
"I'm in Australia with the girlfriend and she's been stung on the vagina by a Hornet, and now her minge has completely closed up".
"Bummer dude".
"Thanks mate, bye"
me and Mrs Smashed both lol'd
And then stole it as your own on facebook!
Thanks for having my back Girgy.
Don't worry though I didn't have a patent on it, I may have even borrowed it myself.
I saw it on Facebook a week ago and nearly posted it before you! How different it could of been!
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Best poster Girgy IMO - Mantis
Girgy is my new hero! - Evilpie
Think Girgy has shown the best leopard instincts in this thread and would prob survive best in the wild. Eye of the tiger that fella - Mantis
Girgy is a m'fkn machine - Daveshoelace
smashedagain
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Re: Joke!!
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Reply #1046 on:
February 05, 2013, 11:37:27 AM »
Quote from: Girgy85 on February 05, 2013, 11:21:27 AM
Quote from: EvilPie on February 05, 2013, 09:07:11 AM
Quote from: Girgy85 on February 01, 2013, 02:24:06 PM
Quote from: smashedagain on February 01, 2013, 02:18:34 PM
Quote from: EvilPie on February 01, 2013, 10:46:43 AM
"G'day mate, Fosters help line. What's the problem dude?".
"I'm in Australia with the girlfriend and she's been stung on the vagina by a Hornet, and now her minge has completely closed up".
"Bummer dude".
"Thanks mate, bye"
me and Mrs Smashed both lol'd
And then stole it as your own on facebook!
Thanks for having my back Girgy.
Don't worry though I didn't have a patent on it, I may have even borrowed it myself.
I saw it on Facebook a week ago and nearly posted it before you! How different it could of been!
its still making me chuckle now.
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RED-DOG
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Re: Joke!!
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Reply #1047 on:
February 09, 2013, 01:05:17 PM »
I'm so hungry, I could eat a lasagne.
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Re: Joke!!
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Reply #1048 on:
February 09, 2013, 01:27:28 PM »
Quote from: RED-DOG on February 09, 2013, 01:05:17 PM
I'm so hungry, I could eat a lasagne.
You won't get no beef from me about that,
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Re: Joke!!
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Reply #1049 on:
February 10, 2013, 01:19:39 PM »
I ordered a beef burger in a restaurant, the waiter asked if I'd like anything on that
'You take a tenner each way?'
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Quote from: Karabiner on May 24, 2014, 12:47:13 PM
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