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« Reply #1050 on: February 10, 2013, 01:54:21 PM » |
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What do you call a Policewoman who shaves here pubes?
CuntStubble!
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« Reply #1051 on: February 12, 2013, 05:57:03 AM » |
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Pope Resigns.
True Catholic pulls out early.
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« Reply #1052 on: February 12, 2013, 09:29:04 AM » |
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You can tell the country is in a mess, even God's laying people off.
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The older I get, the better I was.
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« Reply #1053 on: February 14, 2013, 11:11:32 AM » |
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Roses are red
Violets are Glorious
Don't sneak up
On Oscar Pitoriuos
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It's more about the winning than the winnings
5 November 2012 - Kinboshi says "Best post ever on blonde thumbs up"
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« Reply #1054 on: February 14, 2013, 11:12:48 AM » |
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Roses are red
Violets are Glorious
Don't sneak up
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Keefy is back But for how long? |
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« Reply #1055 on: February 14, 2013, 11:24:15 AM » |
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Police confirm he has been charged with murder. Police claim he does not have a leg to stand on.
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« Reply #1056 on: February 14, 2013, 11:30:14 AM » |
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Oscar Pistorius surely isn't the first man to wake up legless on Valentines Day and shoot all over his wife's face imagining she was someone else...
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Ah! The element of surprise
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« Reply #1057 on: February 15, 2013, 10:39:53 AM » |
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Just seen Kevin Webster down at the garage.
he's working on a 13 year old escort.
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Best poster Girgy IMO - Mantis
Girgy is my new hero! - Evilpie
Think Girgy has shown the best leopard instincts in this thread and would prob survive best in the wild. Eye of the tiger that fella - Mantis
Girgy is a m'fkn machine - Daveshoelace
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« Reply #1058 on: February 15, 2013, 12:39:10 PM » |
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Just seen Kevin Webster down at the garage.
he's working on a 13 year old escort.
girgy you sicko. I did lol tho |
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« Reply #1059 on: February 15, 2013, 03:52:47 PM » |
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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "I am sorry we don't serve food"
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My eyes are open wide
By the way,I made it through the day
I watch the world outside
By the way, I'm leaving out today
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« Reply #1060 on: February 15, 2013, 07:12:58 PM » |
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What's blue and full of Haribo?
Kevin Webster's overalls.
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« Reply #1061 on: February 15, 2013, 07:21:48 PM » |
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The British postal System seems to be getting worse. This is the 42nd year on the trot the bastards have lost all my mail on the 14th February  |
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« Reply #1062 on: February 15, 2013, 10:36:56 PM » |
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Never mind horses in lasagne,
I think I've found Heather Mills' missing leg in my Linda McCartney sausages.
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Best poster Girgy IMO - Mantis
Girgy is my new hero! - Evilpie
Think Girgy has shown the best leopard instincts in this thread and would prob survive best in the wild. Eye of the tiger that fella - Mantis
Girgy is a m'fkn machine - Daveshoelace
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« Reply #1063 on: February 15, 2013, 10:40:51 PM » |
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Never mind horses in lasagne,
I think I've found Heather Mills' missing leg in my Linda McCartney sausages.
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I KNOW IT
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« Reply #1064 on: February 15, 2013, 10:46:54 PM » |
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A husband comes home to find his wife with her suitcases packed in the living room.
"Where the hell do you think you're going?" he says.
"I'm going to Las Vegas. You can earn $400 for a blow job there, and I figured that I might as well earn money for what I do to you free."
The husband thinks for a moment, goes upstairs, and comes back down, with his suitcase packed as well.
"Where do you think you going?" the wife asks.
"I'm coming with you...I want to see how you survive on $800 a year!!!"
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You have to expect things of yourself before you can do them." "Heart is what separates the good from the great. '
"All money is good, just the quantity makes it better"
My Dad
"Poker Players and Vultures are alike. They both live off the flesh of the weak"
Tony Bolto
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