choices choices

[gatso]

I remember when domestic microwaves first came out and the press told everyone that they were really dangerous if you turned them on when empty and would blow up so everyone used to keep a little bowl of water inside just in case the thing should ever accidentally spring to life. people are funny

Alternatively, you could use a little kitten.

good idea though it would need to be a dead one as a live one would just walk out. you should never shut the door as this would increase the chance of accidental oven activation, it was all over the press at the time

[Claw75]

Heinz beans snap-pots. 1 min in microwave, no washing up. Simples.

[kinboshi]

I remember when domestic microwaves first came out and the press told everyone that they were really dangerous if you turned them on when empty and would blow up so everyone used to keep a little bowl of water inside just in case the thing should ever accidentally spring to life. people are funny

Alternatively, you could use a little kitten.

good idea though it would need to be a dead one as a live one would just walk out. you should never shut the door as this would increase the chance of accidental oven activation, it was all over the press at the time

You could use a live one.  Just remove its legs first.

[thetank]

Microwaves

If a recipe calls for mixing butter over some kind of pasta dish near the end after you've removed the pan from the heat then I like to melt it in a microwave first so I don't have to stir too much and threaten the structural integrity of the pasta.

Oh, and I also find it useful for cooking all the crappy pierce film lid shit that I buy.

[gatso]

I suppose you could tie the kitten to a tiny chair

[boldie]

WOW, Googling kitten in microwave brings back too many results for my liking;

http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q=kitten+in+microwave&meta=&aq=0&oq=kitten+in+micro

[gatso]

WOW, Googling kitten in microwave brings back too many results for my liking;

http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q=kitten+in+microwave&meta=&aq=0&oq=kitten+in+micro

a certain blonde is famous for putting a kitten in a microwave

[gatso]

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[cia260895]

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am now in receipt of 1 new toaster poxy little white thing from tescos must be all of 4 quids worth ffs

[Laxie]

Should have ponied up for a new tower instead.

[cia260895]

Should have ponied up for a new tower instead.

fk towers who want to sit at a desk when the sofa is so comfy?