If Carlsberg done Footballers On Facebook :)

The last two paragraphs especially tickled me....

Bobby Zamora rejected Phil Brown's friend request
Fraizer Campbell rejected Phil Brown's friend request
Marc-Antoine Fortune rejected Phil Brown's friend request
Michael Owen rejected Phil Brown's friend request

Arsene Wenger isnt worried about lack of transfers this summer
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Joleon Lescott has to go to work tomorrow : ( 13 minutes ago

Craig Bellamy has joined the group Money is ruining football
Benjani likes this

Alberto Aquilani: Oh no! I've just had my new house robbed!!!
Steven Gerrard, Jerzy Dudek, John-Arne Riise, Lucas Leiva,
Dirk Kuyt, Peter Crouch, Jose Reina and Daniel Agger like this

Roque Santa Cruz is looking forward to starting on Saturday
Craig Bellamy is looking forward to starting on Saturday
Carlos Tevez is looking forward to starting on Saturday
Emmanuel Adebayor is looking forward to starting on Saturday
Robinho is looking forward to starting on Saturday
Benjani is looking forward to starting on Saturday

Steven Gerrard hopes his 'groin' injury clears in time
Ben Foster Ditto

Joleon Lescott became a fan of money.
Gareth Barry likes this

Marcus Bent is hoping to start at Old Trafford - 1 hour ago
Sir Alex Ferguson Likes This.

Frank Lampard is LOLing at Stevie G - 3 hours ago 3 comments-
Steven Gerrard ****** off Lamps
Rio Ferdinand oi oi epic banter lads
Steven Gerrard did he dedicate the banter to his Mum

Mike Ashley My evil plan is almost complete.
Niall Quinn & Peter Reid like this

Glen Johnson is looking at new toilet seats in B&Q

Tomas Rosicky is fit & can't wait for the new season 3 weeks ago
Tomas Rosicky is depressed 3 days ago

Samir Nasri is watching Top Gear on Dave. Cheers Abou

David Moyes is skint
Mark Hughes likes this

Didier Drogba poked Jens Lehmann - 3 years ago
Jens Lehmann went down holding his face - 3 seconds ago

Nemanja Vidic will definately play against Liverpool in October
Fernando Torres likes this.

Rio Ferdinand feels like a p***k after mistake tonight 10 mins ago
Dirk Kuyt likes this

Steven Gerrard has created a group, "Court, it's easy!"
Eric Cantona does not like this
Joey Barton does not like this

Mike Riley has been invited to the event
'Drinks at Old Trafford' by Mr. Ferguson
Mike Riley is attending this event.

Mr Ferguson and Mike Reilly are now friends. · Comment · Like
Mr Ferguson and Steve Bennett are now friends. · Comment · Like
Mr Ferguson and Phil Dowd are now friends. · Comment · Like
Mr Ferguson and Andre Mariner are now friends. · Comment · Like
Mr Ferguson and Rob Styles are now friends. · Comment · Like
Mr Ferguson and Peter Walton are now friends. · Comment · Like
Mr Ferguson and Michael Dean are now friends. · Comment · Like
Mr Ferguson and Mark Halsey are now friends. · Comment · Like

Dwight Yorke has changed his relationship status to 'single'
Katie Price like this.

Jeff Stelling says it's full time at Anfield - 4:49pm
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Peter Crouch is now listed as engaged.
Jermain Defoe: You ugly, lanky streak of ****
how did you get a girl like that?
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Armand Traore is in a relationship with Danielle Lloyd
Ryan Babel is in a relationship with Danielle Lloyd
Jermaine Defoe is in a relationship with Danielle Lloyd
Teddy Sheringham is in a relationship with Danielle Lloyd
Danielle Lloyd has rejected Luke Chadwicks friend request