In the well

[gatso]

The lead on my mouse has just got trapped under my dog's stumpy little tail.

There is a high possibility that it has been in direct contact with his scruffy little brown balloon knot.

The lead is black so I can't see any offending stains but do you think I should give it a wipe just in case?

Thanks for doing this.

wtf? you still use a wired mouse?

How else can I scratch Ronnie's arse?

that's a much better question. over to you bolt

[Woodsey]

Bolt, do you even play poker?

[Nakor]

Hype or Micky Finn?

Goldie or Roni Size?

Stevie Hyper or Fearless?

Awol @ SW1 Club or Roast @ United Nations?

Solid or Green?

Bucket or Bong?

Could dark Rum be the new Brandy?

Will you come to Fabric for one last night?

Do you believe you ever will get a T-Shirt?

Have you ever tried to guess a password and got it right - if so what was it?

BoB Please.

[bobAlike]

Is it true you once had a fight with a baby Deer, to the death, with a straw from McDonalds and when you lost you you had a fight with Death and beat him with your belly button fluff??

[bolt pp]

A posh night out with some "classy" ladies in manchester city centre

Ive been thinking about this question, my original answer made too many assumptions i think, under what circumstances have i met these "posh birds"?

Is it a sort of situation where i'm running good, come out the casino, throwing my dough about in the v.i.p area of some club and arranged to take these girls out the next day? if so i'd have to say no drugs, i'd want to be on my best behavour and if i use the wrong fork then i want it to be because i'm useless outside of a Mcdonalds not because i'm off my nut, or is it a situation where ive just bubble from a comp, cant be bothered going out to pull a bird so have picked up the yellow pages in which case i'd go with my original answer.

[celtic]

Simple Question from me Bolt.

Do you like Nando's?

TIA

[Horneris]

would you rather be a badger or a fox?

[bolt pp]

Which would you prefer an eyebrow all the way around your face (that you can't shave) or no ears (you can still hear and wont fall over)?

Which would you prefer no elbows or no knees?

Pls provide reasons behind your answers.

PS

Thank you for doing this.  

BoB

Which would you prefer an eyebrow all the way around your face (that you can't shave) or no ears (you can still hear and wont fall over)?

I'm gonna say the eyebrow, i wouldve picked the ears if it did affect my balance because randomly falling down would be great and i think i could get 6 disabilty giros a month for that.

Which would you prefer no elbows or no knees?

hhhhhmmmmm, i'd say knees because if you're talking about kneecaps i'm sure that could knock me up something out for me at the hospital, like little metal tea coasters with hinges on, but if ive got no elbows then does that mean ive got no arms?  that would be 20 giros a month but whats the point if you cant crack one off to emmerdale

[bolt pp]

With more and more women getting breast implants, do you reckon in 20 or 30 years time there will be a lot of grannies going round with a cracking set of personalities?

jeeeez, dont post that sort of stuff on here, all sorts of disturbing images are coming into my head trying to answer the question!!!!

please feel free to post pics of sexy female russian tennis players to compensate though

[celtic]

Would you go Big Brother? If so, how do you think you would do?

[bolt pp]

Whats your actual name?

claire's bubbled it up now but i wouldve come out with some great that was like "something, something the third" and it wouldve had initials and probably had Dr at the start

[bolt pp]

Bolt,

Have you ever been a ?

Your favourite holiday destination?

Books, what do you recommend?

Finally, Ostrogoth or Visigoth?

Have you ever been a ?

nah, i was in a club once and remember the leather flying bomber jackets that weighed about a tone everyone used to wear, i asked the dj to chuck it behind him and threw it at him from about 10 feet, it landed on his decks and broke one of the switches, the tunes shut down and everyone boo'd me

Your favourite holiday destination?

I'm a bit of a boring bod when it comes to holidays, spain etc, like claire said dificult to get me out of london, for me theres london then theres the rest of the world!!! i'd like to go to egypt though and go on all the tours and visit all the historical sites, i got into egyptoligy a while back and got loads of books from the library and just smashed through them all, i just love everything about the idea of ancient egypt(i could tell you what dynasty and kingdom any given Pharaoh is from throughout a period of 3000 years) maybe SE Aisia and central america also.

Books, what do you recommend?

i know it's probably a bit of a cliche to say oscar wilde as every tosser who thinks he knows anything about words seems to pick him but everything he wrote was really just amazing, i got his complete works once from the library and read the lot, the short stories, poems and the plays, it's all just great and cant be topped


Finally, Ostrogoth or Visigoth?

Visigoths, didnt take no shit!!!!

[bolt pp]

favourite poster on blonde? Favourite threads?

jungle cats barred blondes house was just soooooooooooooo funny, i remember pmsl everytime he wrote a new instalment.

favorite poster probably tank, when he's on form no one can get near him

[bolt pp]

The lead on my mouse has just got trapped under my dog's stumpy little tail.

There is a high possibility that it has been in direct contact with his scruffy little brown balloon knot.

The lead is black so I can't see any offending stains but do you think I should give it a wipe just in case?

Thanks for doing this.

pfft, no.

If i was playing a serious session and the dog shat on my sky+ remote id just just chuck an empty pizza hut box over it and  put up with watching itv4 for the next couple of days untill it started to smell at which time i'd scopp the box, remote, and everything in the sorrounding area up and chuck it in next doors garden then ring sky to tell them there crummy remote broke when i accidently chucked it at fern cotton.

[bolt pp]

Bolt, do you even play poker?

lol wtf do you think i'm doing here?

Have you never read my insigtfull strategy on crushing $0.01/0.02 on PHA? if you had you would never even ask that question