describe the top three best days of your life so far.
what was your most embarrasing moment?
are you going to come to the blonde bash or what?
describe the top three best days of your life so far.hhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmm, i'd like to say something really meaningful, like the land mark occasions in my life, big turning points but theyre supposed to be great so it feels like cheating, let me think of something different,
1)when i was 15 i'd left school(i was right on the age boarder for my year so i'd done my g.c.s.e's but still had a couple of months to go until i was 16) i used to go out with this girl that thought i was older than i was, she was gorgeous, 17 and worked as a hair dresser(she thought i was 18 lol) anyway we used to chat all the time on the phone and i remember this one day, i was home and my pal and i had been to golf all morning, it was probably june and the weather was great, we'd had a great morning and i'd come home about 3pm, i spent an hour or so talking on the phone to her and we had call waiting and my dad phoned to say he'd just bought a new stereo and t.v from dixons, can i meet him outside to bring the stuff in, i told her i had to go but i was going to see her later, we set all the gear up(my dads like that, he'll just decide we need an upgrade and go out and get it, no fucking around just go and get it done)he'd bought the album morning glory and we had it blasting out and i remember the sun was coming in the living room and we were just chilling, it was a cool day, me and my pal went and stayed the night at my birds gaff, we were drinking vodka orange in her garden until late, the whole day just reminds me of everything i loved about growing up.
2) the huge family Christmas dinners we used to have at my nans gaff, mustve been 20+ of us and it just used to be awesome, another memory where when you're actually there you're taking it for granted and its not really one of the most momentous of greatest days/memories but the collection of Christmas's at my nans gaff with the whole family together is something i really miss, after the big dinner all my uncles dad and cousins would play cards and smoke cigars and the women would chat and drink in the kitchen and me and my younger cousins would play with our toys, then i'd charge the blokes £1 a go to take messages to the kitchen if they needed another drink or something and i'd always leave with pockets full of pound coins
3)when i was just 18 and came out of catford dogs with £6k in my pocket after spinning it up from £300!!
what was your most embarrassing moment?erm, o.k, this is actually attached to the first answer, the girl(hairdresser) broke up with me because i was supposed to meet her and we'd got our wires crossed and me and my pals had gone all the Way there and i was really pissed off and went mental at her(i was drunk) but i was really horrible to her over the phone, also her old boyfriend came out of jail and i think she wanted to get back with him and i think it was a combo of this(and me being a prick on other occasions) that meant she'd just had enough, anyway i phoned her up pissed out my nut and told her i was only 15 and i hope she felt like a mug, when i realised what i'd done i belled her mate the next day to say i was just trying to make her feel bad, anyway i was still a bit loved up with this girl and wanted to get back with her, i kept in touch with her pal thinking that was the key to getting back with her and her pal did say that they both didnt believe i was 15 and that they thought i'd just said it to make her feel bad.
anyway me and my pals went out Friday night and one of my pals had also broken up with his bird, i'll be honest we used to have a lot of rucks but this night it was definitely going to go off, we were just on a mad one, we got into a fight with about 5 blokes in a kebab and one of them stabbed me in the head.
i had to go to hospital and have loads of stitches and wasn't in a great way, so Monday comes round and i phone my ex's mate and tell her whats happend and we're chatting and it looks like i might be getting an invite to a party my ex is throwing, she's telling my that she sort of misses me and through the week tells me she's worried about what happend to me, so i have to go and have my stitches out, two of my pals and my ex's mate come with me, were chatting and from the more she's telling me the more it looks like my ex is missing me, everything going well and the four of us are standing at the desk, this is how it goes:
"hello, how can i help you"?
me: "yeah i'm here to have my stitches out"
"o.k whats your name"?
*i give her my name*
"and your address"?
*i give her my address*
"and your D.O.B"
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
[ ] was really fun in our corner of the waiting room after that!!!!
3)looks like an "or what" this time, sorry claire
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