In the well

[Josedinho]

Stella 4%. Work of genius or work of the Devil?
On hearing Stella Artois was changing from 5.2% (off trade) and 5.1% (on trade) to 5% everywhere how did you feel?
If i offered you a beer and you said "Yes, Stella please" and they didn't have Stella would you be happy if i returned with Super Bock as a replacement? If not what would you have accepted?

[Nakor]

Stella 4%. Work of genius or work of the Devil?
On hearing Stella Artois was changing from 5.2% (off trade) and 5.1% (on trade) to 5% everywhere how did you feel?
If i offered you a beer and you said "Yes, Stella please" and they didn't have Stella would you be happy if i returned with Super Bock as a replacement? If not what would you have accepted?

Best well questions ever

[Josedinho]

I'll stop then, i'll be honest that is the best i cold have come up with.

[gatso]

nah they didnt ban me, I had some wieird looking bint pm me saying "oh hello and welcome to our special place" I hiked away from it then

that's brilliant. every time someone new signs up to blonde I'm going to send them a pm with that exact wording. it's a double whammy as it'll freak them out and they aren't allowed to reply

is there a way of sending text with an accent? I'd like to send the first one as kenneth williams and the second as vincent price

[bolt pp]

What's the funniest thing you've said on the forum?
If you had to be stuck in one year for the rest of your life what year would you pick?
Would you rather give Andy Murray a hand job or live with Bea from Big Brother for the rest of your life?
When balancing DVD's on your head do you ever think "this isn't as good as when i did it with Stella cans"?

What's the funniest thing you've said on the forum?

I'll be at the bash

If you had to be stuck in one year for the rest of your life what year would you pick?

96/97, maybe even early 98, some sort of combo of the 3 ideally

Would you rather give Andy Murray a hand job or live with Bea from Big Brother for the rest of your life?

wow, tricky one, is murrays gorgeous bird at least there doing a strip show or giving me a handjob or something? it would help. i'll say living with bea under the pretense we were going to spend the rest of our lives together then i'd kick her to death in the first hour

When balancing DVD's on your head do you ever think "this isn't as good as when i did it with Stella cans"?

dvds are better, you can use more and get bored with just one stella, then when you want to drink the stella the games over but with the dvds you can chuck the disc in but keep the box on your head, the fun just goes on and on that way

[bolt pp]

darts or pool?

if you could slap a super hero with a wet fish and get away with it who would it be?


merc or bmw?

darts or pool?

pool, when i was about 18 and there were loads of us sitting round my mates gaff and i was pretending to throw a dart and some girls leg and i kept doing it and eventually she said: "go on then just do it, you wouldnt dare" so i did and it stuck in her leg and it started pouring blood when she took it out then her mum came up later and threw an umberella at me

if you could slap a super hero with a wet fish and get away with it who would it be?

the guy in the weelchair from x men, god he pissed me off in the film, i'd slap that fish right round his head then tip his weelchair over.

merc or bmw


merc ftw

[bolt pp]

Stella 4%. Work of genius or work of the Devil?
On hearing Stella Artois was changing from 5.2% (off trade) and 5.1% (on trade) to 5% everywhere how did you feel?
If i offered you a beer and you said "Yes, Stella please" and they didn't have Stella would you be happy if i returned with Super Bock as a replacement? If not what would you have accepted?

Stella 4%. Work of genius or work of the Devil?

20% less drunk over the course of the night, think of it in terms of alcoholic equity, over the course of a year can anyone afford to be that less drunk? you drink 4 of those in anticipation of the jeremy kyle afternoon marathon and you're just not going to be drunk enough, you're probably gonna have to watch loose women instead.

On hearing Stella Artois was changing from 5.2% (off trade) and 5.1% (on trade) to 5% everywhere how did you feel?

i was in a nice little country pub when i first heard, there was this old lady serving and she happend to mention it as she handed over the pint, i said: "you absoloute slag".

If i offered you a beer and you said "Yes, Stella please" and they didn't have Stella would you be happy if i returned with Super Bock as a replacement? If not what would you have accepted?


I find a nice bit of aftershave does the trick, nothing too fancy like ck or gucci though, a bit of old spice and i'm good

[Colchester Kev]

You have just mugged an 11 year old and had it away on your toes ... your haul is as follows.

a 6 inch ruler
a small bottle of tipex
an eraser shaped like a dinosaur
13 pence in coppers


You have legged it to the shopping centre and are going up to the car park in the lifts to examine your haul, and work out how much you could get if you punt the stuff out at lunchtime outside the gates of Chavsville junior school, when the lift opens and in walks Davina McCall.... shortly after Davina gets in the lift, it gets stuck and you are left alone with her .... You know that you have 5 minutes before the lift will start working.


My question to you is this.... Using only the stuff you nicked off the 11 year old, how would you kill Davina ?

[bolt pp]

exact demonination of the coppers please?

[Colchester Kev]

exact demonination of the coppers please?

4x2p coins
5x1p coins

[bolt pp]

can i not just strangle her to death then go back and kick the shit out of the kid for having such crap stuff, 11 year olds these days have ipods, mp3's mobile and sorts of other shit and i get the one whos parents shop at Lidl's.

1) measure my knob with the ruler

2) coat the dinosaur with tipex then offer it to her as a sweet

3) when she refuses because its clearly a dinosaur covered with tippex headbut her

4) stamp on her head until death

(i'm keeping the coins)

[Josedinho]

Liam or Noel?

Ibiza or Amsterdam?

[GreekStein]

Top 3 pornstars

[TheChipPrince]

Sports fan Bolty?

Top 3 sports?

Top 3 sports stars?

Worst sport?

[bolt pp]

Liam or Noel?

Ibiza or Amsterdam?

Liam or Noel?

Noel, all the songs that noel sang were by far the best and when he sang the ones that liam originally sang he made them different class

Ibiza or Amsterdam?

Amsterdam, Ibiza days are gone for me