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« on: August 26, 2009, 03:20:43 PM »

Just found out I need to order my new car next week if I want it before Christmas

Its going to be an Audi A5 but im struggling with understanding the spec as I dont do car things.

Quattro? - Is this some 4 wheel drive malarky? I seem to remember saying I should make sure it was a Quattro??? Is this good advice?

MultiwultiTiptronic??? What the hell is this about? Is it to do with the gears? Should I be interested, I just want a manual car!

Help!

Any other advice welcomed
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« Reply #1 on: August 26, 2009, 03:44:53 PM »

Quattro? - Is this some 4 wheel drive malarky? I seem to remember saying I should make sure it was a Quattro??? Is this good advice?

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« Reply #2 on: August 26, 2009, 03:48:25 PM »

Just found out I need to order my new car next week if I want it before Christmas

Its going to be an Audi A5 but im struggling with understanding the spec as I dont do car things.

Quattro? - Is this some 4 wheel drive malarky? I seem to remember saying I should make sure it was a Quattro??? Is this good advice?

MultiwultiTiptronic??? What the hell is this about? Is it to do with the gears? Should I be interested, I just want a manual car!

Help!

Any other advice welcomed

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« Reply #3 on: August 26, 2009, 04:45:25 PM »

Just found out I need to order my new car next week if I want it before Christmas

Its going to be an Audi A5 but im struggling with understanding the spec as I dont do car things.

Quattro? - Is this some 4 wheel drive malarky? I seem to remember saying I should make sure it was a Quattro??? Is this good advice?

MultiwultiTiptronic??? What the hell is this about? Is it to do with the gears? Should I be interested, I just want a manual car!

Help!

Any other advice welcomed

Sigh, you feckin' clown!

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« Reply #4 on: August 26, 2009, 04:45:54 PM »

Hello Chap I'm sorry to read this.  

"Its going to be an Audi A5"

I'm gutted for you. I Hope your OK. if you need anything PM me.
 
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« Reply #5 on: August 26, 2009, 04:55:20 PM »

Just found out I need to order my new car next week if I want it before Christmas

Its going to be an Audi A5 but im struggling with understanding the spec as I dont do car things.

Quattro? - Is this some 4 wheel drive malarky? I seem to remember saying I should make sure it was a Quattro??? Is this good advice?

MultiwultiTiptronic??? What the hell is this about? Is it to do with the gears? Should I be interested, I just want a manual car!

Help!

Any other advice welcomed


Quattro basically means it would be Four Wheel Drive rather than it being Forward Wheel Drive

Multi Tiptronic is bascially an Automatic Gearbox with the Option to drive the Car Semi-Automatic with Flappy Paddles behind the Steering Wheel which you need to use when you want to change gear.

Just go into the Showroom and tell them you want a manual gearbox, not a Tiptronic nor a DSG gearbox (Trust me you don't want to ask what DSG is.)

Any other questions PM me as I know Audis pretty well.
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« Reply #6 on: August 26, 2009, 05:03:10 PM »

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« Reply #7 on: August 26, 2009, 05:31:17 PM »

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« Reply #8 on: August 26, 2009, 05:48:22 PM »

Just make sure it's got front and rear parking sensors.

Everything else is irrelevant for you mate.
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« Reply #9 on: August 26, 2009, 05:49:36 PM »

Seriously though.

Get the quattro. Much better than front wheel drive.

Make sure you get the sport model. The other one looks ghey.

Make sure you get 19" wheels. The others look ghey.
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« Reply #10 on: August 26, 2009, 06:06:25 PM »

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« Reply #11 on: August 26, 2009, 06:09:32 PM »

Seriously though.

Get the quattro. Much better than front wheel drive.

Make sure you get the sport model. The other one looks ghey.

Make sure you get 19" wheels. The others look ghey.

Non Sport and small wheels - DUCY? Wink
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« Reply #12 on: August 26, 2009, 06:49:41 PM »

Hello Chap I'm sorry to read this.  

"Its going to be an Audi A5"

I'm gutted for you. I Hope your OK. if you need anything PM me.
 
My 1000th post should be a happy event but sometimes support for others is
far more important.

Regards

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Do we actually have some reason behind this?

Obv you like you BMW's but unless you can give me a valid reason I wont be changing my mind.

Had a 320 coupe for the last two years and really liked it, apart from when the tyre fell off the wheel at 100mph.

Just felt like a change.
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« Reply #13 on: August 27, 2009, 08:26:19 AM »

Hello Chap I'm sorry to read this.  

"Its going to be an Audi A5"

I'm gutted for you. I Hope your OK. if you need anything PM me.
 
My 1000th post should be a happy event but sometimes support for others is
far more important.

Regards

M



Do we actually have some reason behind this?

Obv you like you BMW's but unless you can give me a valid reason I wont be changing my mind.

Had a 320 coupe for the last two years and really liked it, apart from when the tyre fell off the wheel at 100mph.

Just felt like a change.
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Should have had a change before the tyre came off at 100Mph IMO.
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« Reply #14 on: August 27, 2009, 09:45:55 AM »

Hello Chap I'm sorry to read this.  

"Its going to be an Audi A5"

I'm gutted for you. I Hope your OK. if you need anything PM me.
 
My 1000th post should be a happy event but sometimes support for others is
far more important.

Regards

M



Do we actually have some reason behind this?

Obv you like you BMW's but unless you can give me a valid reason I wont be changing my mind.

Had a 320 coupe for the last two years and really liked it, apart from when the tyre fell off the wheel at 100mph.

Just felt like a change.

Should have had a change before the tyre came off at 100Mph IMO.

Yeah wasnt the happiest day of my life, the man at Kwik-Fit said 'WTF, I have never seen one do this, you must have been doin some'

If I'd listened to Matt we would have been dead, when I thought something was wrong he said 'it's fine, just a dodgy bit of road'


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