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« Reply #105 on: August 28, 2009, 03:47:59 PM »

I once went drinking with a guy who nailed Belinda Carlisle.

belinda rocks!!!!
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« Reply #106 on: August 28, 2009, 03:53:52 PM »

I once went drinking with a guy who nailed Belinda Carlisle.

belinda rocks!!!!

Thats what the guy said
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« Reply #107 on: August 28, 2009, 04:05:50 PM »

I once had lunch with Lionel Richie at wembley studios nice bloke

and had a row with soul 2 soul in the lift at same studio
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« Reply #108 on: August 28, 2009, 04:06:21 PM »

I once went drinking with a guy who nailed Belinda Carlisle.

I'm waiting for the re-level, something along the lines of.............."the guy's still got the nudie pics he took of her"

just to clarify i'm also happy to go along with it knowing most of the time i'm getting levelled, id be happy enough with the possibility.
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« Reply #109 on: August 28, 2009, 04:08:29 PM »

I once went drinking with a guy who nailed Belinda Carlisle.

I'm waiting for the re-level, something along the lines of.............."the guy's still got the nudie pics he took of her"

just to clarify i'm also happy to go along with it knowing most of the time i'm getting levelled, id be happy enough with the possibility.

sorry Bolty , no pics.....didnt have camera phones back in 1980
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« Reply #110 on: August 28, 2009, 04:10:06 PM »

Maybe you could compromise and show bolt the nudie pics you've taken of other women?

That one with the tatoos. I'm off to search for it in the archive.
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« Reply #111 on: August 28, 2009, 04:15:17 PM »

Maybe you could compromise and show bolt the nudie pics you've taken of other women?

this would be acceptable also
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« Reply #112 on: August 28, 2009, 04:21:56 PM »

Meh, couldn't find it. Sad
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« Reply #113 on: August 28, 2009, 04:40:19 PM »

When I was 18 I won 4 VIP "access all areas" tickets to Villa Park. After the game me and my 3 mates "accessed" Doug Ellis's private box and emptied the fridge of his entire stock of Newcastle Brown Ale. When the ground was completely empty we staggered down onto the pitch with the intention of rolling along the grass from one goal to the other. We reached the half-way line before stewards escorted us out of the ground. My friend was sick exactly on the centre circle spot.
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« Reply #114 on: August 28, 2009, 04:48:54 PM »

scored goals at both highbury & white hart lane. Urinated on both pitches....
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« Reply #115 on: August 28, 2009, 04:57:05 PM »

between 62% & 79% of the stories on this thread have clearly been made up.
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« Reply #116 on: August 28, 2009, 04:57:50 PM »

and between 99 & 100% of bolts statistics have been made up
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« Reply #117 on: August 28, 2009, 05:04:44 PM »

i shinned a huge mirror in the queens eyes  from around 100yds away,at the royal windsor show a few years back,made her cover her eyes a few times.,.,.
while selling wax jackets in the sunshine.,.,.,fml.,.,i always get the weather wrong.,.,.,
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« Reply #118 on: August 28, 2009, 05:45:40 PM »

and between 99 & 100% of bolts statistics have been made up

87% of all statistics are incorrect
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« Reply #119 on: August 28, 2009, 05:46:47 PM »

That joke is funny less than 5% of the time. Smiley
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