first date do,s and dont,s?

[cia260895]

Hope ma ex doesnt see this.tis a date wi ma ex.lol.

your Ex?

Ever heard of the saying "Don't re-heat a shitty microwave dinner"?

If so, and you choose to ignore it, don't tell her you think that getting back with your ex is like re-heating a shitty microwave dinner

ever done this?

getting back with an Ex?..once...and then I figured out why we broke up in the firts place.

no u prawn

 the re heating of the shity microwave dinner

Of course...I used to be a student (in the age before students became ballas and shrewdies)

fk me where they invented then??

[boldie]

Hope ma ex doesnt see this.tis a date wi ma ex.lol.

your Ex?

Ever heard of the saying "Don't re-heat a shitty microwave dinner"?

If so, and you choose to ignore it, don't tell her you think that getting back with your ex is like re-heating a shitty microwave dinner

ever done this?

getting back with an Ex?..once...and then I figured out why we broke up in the firts place.

no u prawn

 the re heating of the shity microwave dinner

Of course...I used to be a student (in the age before students became ballas and shrewdies)

fk me where they invented then??

lol..I'm younger than you, you putz!

[thetank]

Even I remember the days before micromeals.

We had boil in the bag meals instead.

[Claw75]

Even I remember the days before micromeals.

We had boil in the bag meals instead.

+ vesta curries

[Dingdell]

Update please - how did it go? Or are you still in that awkward moment of waiting for her to leave but she's faffing about with her hair??

[barhell]

After quite a boring date with a miserable girl, i decided i would offer her the empty wine bottle off the table with the choice words "why don't you take this home you'll probably have more fun".

I didn't get a second date, i did get a bit of a bruised face.

Oh well we all live and learn.

[sofa----king]

i use to have loadsa first dates.,.,.,not so many second dates.,.,.,used to miss them out and go straight to the 3rd and 4th dates.,.,.,

[cia260895]

I remeber 20 odd years ago i had a date with some girl i had met,couldnt remeber anything at all about her all i had was a piece of paper withtime and address to meet her (was blind roaring drunk)

Went to address,knocked on her door Mum answered and let me in and made me a coffe,said girl called out from bedroom with what sounded like the worst lisp i have ever heard,now i'm thiking omfg how do i get out of this 1,eve thinking the worst did she have 1 of those hair lips,god i was sweating buckets,,

turns out she was sucking on a lollipop

phew

[boldie]

I remeber 20 odd years ago i had a date with some girl i had met,couldnt remeber anything at all about her all i had was a piece of paper withtime and address to meet her (was blind roaring drunk)

Went to address,knocked on her door Mum answered and let me in and made me a coffe,said girl called out from bedroom with what sounded like the worst lisp i have ever heard,now i'm thiking omfg how do i get out of this 1,eve thinking the worst did she have 1 of those hair lips,god i was sweating buckets,,

turns out she was sucking on a lollipop

phew

Girl meets you for a date whilst already sucking on a lollipop? Flukey git!

[Simon Galloway]

Anyone remember Piwi's first date on Porky's?

[cia260895]

I remeber 20 odd years ago i had a date with some girl i had met,couldnt remeber anything at all about her all i had was a piece of paper withtime and address to meet her (was blind roaring drunk)

Went to address,knocked on her door Mum answered and let me in and made me a coffe,said girl called out from bedroom with what sounded like the worst lisp i have ever heard,now i'm thiking omfg how do i get out of this 1,eve thinking the worst did she have 1 of those hair lips,god i was sweating buckets,,

turns out she was sucking on a lollipop

phew

Girl meets you for a date whilst already sucking on a lollipop? Flukey git!

yah reminds me that sometimes i did run good 

[EvilPie]

Anyone remember Piwi's first date on Porky's?

Pure class. With Wendy Williams.

"So she reaches down and she grabs his cock"

"Horny little mother already had a rubber on"

Without doubt one of the best films ever. Think I'm going to watch it again tonight. Thanks for the reminder.

[Kev B]

Don't tell her you would like to shag her sister, or is that the reason she's an ex in the first place.