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« on: September 19, 2009, 04:56:28 AM »

If it wasnt for poker i would be nowhere.

I live for the game.

I literally get up, play poker for 16 hours then go back to bed.

All i ever talk about is poker.

God i love our game.
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« Reply #1 on: September 19, 2009, 05:00:55 AM »

Teach me how to love poker again, kthxbye.
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« Reply #2 on: September 19, 2009, 05:06:11 AM »

Its 2009 there are no limits, if we wanna do something we can!

we just gotta get out there n do it!!!




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« Reply #3 on: September 19, 2009, 05:14:45 AM »

now your in the well middy.....

how the fk have u slept on a sofa for 3 weeks straight?

whos the biggest degenerate of your current house mates?

you and shrewdie know what sunlight is like??

you share shrewdies comedy hatred of small flying insects???
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« Reply #4 on: September 19, 2009, 05:31:49 AM »

A middy well would be intense!
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« Reply #5 on: September 19, 2009, 06:09:43 AM »

What is your most degenerate gambling / drinking story? Combined or either one separate.

Thankyou.
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« Reply #6 on: September 19, 2009, 06:16:00 AM »

ur sat at DTD £300 deepstack and you are dealt the middy AKA  Two Diamonds (important 2 of blue) - Dave LekNave Jones raises and you elect to reraise, this being one of your options in unlimited holdem - tommy mfkin c calls  and the flop is  -

what river cards are good for your hand?

is it wrong for us to fist pump there??

how much would u pay to incinerate the glasses and hat worn by aforementioned opponent?

who was move devved tommy c that day or BH at end of LNP?
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« Reply #7 on: September 19, 2009, 08:52:00 AM »

Would you lose your little finger on your left hand if it was that or no more online Poker?
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« Reply #8 on: September 19, 2009, 10:33:26 AM »

Quality well so far, excellent questions.

Mine is an old favourite;

Which would you prefer an eyebrow all the way around your face or no ears?

You can't shave the eyebrow and can still hear!

Lots of love

Sov
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« Reply #9 on: September 19, 2009, 11:19:11 AM »

hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

who thinks middy fell asleep whilst playing/logged on?

or lost a flip?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?

either way - i like the idea of a middy well!

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« Reply #10 on: September 19, 2009, 11:49:20 AM »

ur sat at DTD £300 deepstack and you are dealt the middy AKA  Two Diamonds (important 2 of blue) - Dave LekNave Jones raises and you elect to reraise, this being one of your options in unlimited holdem - tommy mfkin c calls  and the flop is  -

what river cards are good for your hand?

is it wrong for us to fist pump there??

how much would u pay to incinerate the glasses and hat worn by aforementioned opponent?

who was move devved tommy c that day or BH at end of LNP?

LMAO lolol
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« Reply #11 on: September 19, 2009, 11:55:23 AM »

A middy well would be immense!

FYP,i am more than happy to be accused of being a fanboy he's got mad skillz and is one of the good guys of poker.GLGL mate

PS Hmm these are posts i normally make when i'm pissed Huh?

PPS I have a pain on bottom of either side of my back,wondering is it back/kidneys FML
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« Reply #12 on: September 20, 2009, 01:12:19 AM »

Yur but what about the finger???
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« Reply #13 on: September 20, 2009, 06:36:17 AM »

Why is ure username hatthehole and not hitthehole?

Who do you think are the best players in Newcastle?

What do you honestly think of the NPF?

Do you think the average NPF member is +ev in $5 sngs?

Are you going to play ept after you binked a seat?

What would you say would be "taking a shot with your bankroll?

If you gave up poker and had to stake 3 players who would they be?
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« Reply #14 on: September 20, 2009, 07:16:38 PM »

sigh obv i didnt start this thread (same with the dinosaurs one) however I like reading other ppls wells so ill answer the qs ( just the ones posted not any more tho cos I gotta win summat b4 I can do a proper well)

now your in the well middy.....

how the fk have u slept on a sofa for 3 weeks straight?
its pretty comfy tbh esp if you get battered b4 you go to sleep

whos the biggest degenerate of your current house mates?
changes everyday -  today its dave

you and shrewdie know what sunlight is like??
obv played golf last week

you share shrewdies comedy hatred of brunny???
yes

What is your most degenerate gambling / drinking story? Combined or either one separate.

Thankyou.

i once lost $4k in a 1-2 game to you mugs

Would you lose your little finger on your left hand if it was that or no more online Poker?
wtf, obv lose little finger

ur sat at DTD £300 deepstack and you are dealt the middy AKA  Two Diamonds (important 2 of blue) - Dave LekNave Jones raises and you elect to reraise, this being one of your options in unlimited holdem - tommy mfkin c calls  and the flop is  -

what river cards are good for your hand?
the one remaining jack - ty tikay

is it wrong for us to fist pump there??
obv not -  pretty sure i saw monda and tikay touch knuckles

how much would u pay to incinerate the glasses and hat worn by aforementioned opponent?
dont be a hater brun

who was move devved tommy c that day or BH at end of LNP?
tc

Quality well so far, excellent questions.

Mine is an old favourite;

Which would you prefer an eyebrow all the way around your face or no ears?

You can't shave the eyebrow and can still hear!

Lots of love

Sov

eyebrow -  you gotta be able to hear the pokerstars alerts

Why is ure username hatthehole and not hitthehole?
like 2 years ago i was wanting to swap a densil on stars for ftp. when arranging the transfer brent kept on telling dave my name was hatthehole

Who do you think are the best players in Newcastle?
just from players I remeber playing against - ricky vedhera, dan trett, dave collins, james browning, stevie liu, peter newton, dave maudlin, steve cunningham, jon lundy, hamid roweshi (sp).  not played against  you much (if ever?) but I guess you play similar to your brother and obv your results show you play good.

What do you honestly think of the NPF?
I think what dave and scott have done to create a forum and more of a community is great for poker in newcastle.  I dont like it on there when theres quite alot of hostilty + threats but all that seems to of stopped in recent threads.  Some of the stuff they have done with the song parodys and the npf news is class and the hand analysis threads  can often be good esp when ppl like yourself, dan +  pads put time into them (and they dont get troll'd too much)

Do you think the average NPF member is +ev in $5 sngs?
erm idk. yeah everyone who puts time into thinking about poker is. Theres alot of ppl on there who probably couldnt tho.  people play poker for a lot of different reasons, its like if i go with my mates to play pool at the snooker club i have a few drinks and play for a couple of hours, I enjoy playing then never think about it again till next time we go.  Therefore im not that great at pool but I enjoy playing, I think alot people take the same view about poker.

Are you going to play ept after you binked a seat?
yeah, were all going on a european tour, a european tour, a european tour!!!

What would you say would be "taking a shot with your bankroll?
ftp daily double B

If you gave up poker and had to stake 3 players who would they be?
benji muir cos hes b b b  b benji muir
moorman cos hes sick good and will play almost everyday
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