Pizza poll

[boldie]

OHNO Mr Pie....tell me you don't prefer the filth that is a "deep pan" pizza?

It's not got to be deep but wtf is thin & crispy all about? You can't even pick them up.

deep pan ftmfw!!!!

Well, yeah..you would prefer it..but then you think Stella is the nectar of the Gods FFS!

[bolt pp]

OHNO Mr Pie....tell me you don't prefer the filth that is a "deep pan" pizza?

It's not got to be deep but wtf is thin & crispy all about? You can't even pick them up.

deep pan ftmfw!!!!

Well, yeah..you would prefer it..but then you think Stella is the nectar of the Gods FFS!

We cant all be so refined as to drink Heineken out of clogs boldie

[Scottish Dave]

OHNO Mr Pie....tell me you don't prefer the filth that is a "deep pan" pizza?

It's not got to be deep but wtf is thin & crispy all about? You can't even pick them up.

What the fekk are you smoking!!!

Deep fat pizza's have far far far to much bread in them, totally unbalanced!

I may have made a mistake saying the word 'Crispy', i love them soft and juicey, but it has to be thin!

as for picking them up, when you order a 16" he cuts its up and down, then across too, so its in squares, about 2" by 2"......you get about 20 squares!

its so hard to describe just how amazing this actually is!



Evil Pie's version of a decent pizza, So wrong.....





Here's what your after, a scottish Dave Bad Boy, so Right......

(only pickture this with Chicken Tikka pieces, and 16" across)

[gatso]

pizza squares ffs. thread is going downhill fast

[Josedinho]

I had a calzone from pizza hut tonight. There are starving kids in Africa that would have turned it down.

[Laxie]

I have yet to enjoy a calzone made properly outside of Brooklyn, NY. 

[gatso]

I had a calzone from pizza hut tonight. There are starving kids in Africa that would have turned it down.

but on the plus side it would've been cold by the time it was delivered to africa so they would've got it for free

[EvilPie]

OHNO Mr Pie....tell me you don't prefer the filth that is a "deep pan" pizza?

It's not got to be deep but wtf is thin & crispy all about? You can't even pick them up.

What the fekk are you smoking!!!

Deep fat pizza's have far far far to much bread in them, totally unbalanced!

I may have made a mistake saying the word 'Crispy', i love them soft and juicey, but it has to be thin!

as for picking them up, when you order a 16" he cuts its up and down, then across too, so its in squares, about 2" by 2"......you get about 20 squares!

its so hard to describe just how amazing this actually is!



Evil Pie's version of a decent pizza, So wrong.....

This sure is my idea of a decent pizza!!

Here's what your after, a scottish Dave Bad Boy, so Right......

(only pickture this with Chicken Tikka pieces, and 16" across)

Must admit it looks nice. Apart from the rabbit crap on it of course but that's just a toppings issue not a pizza issue.

I would eat this pizza (minus the rodent shit) and I would definitely enjoy it. Stick it on a decent base though and I would prefer it.

Not one of those supermarket thick crusts that get burnt and charred but a nice thick stodgy dominos base.

[boldie]

I have yet to enjoy a calzone made properly outside of Brooklyn, NY. 

I had a nice one in NY....(indeed has to be Brooklyn) and a nice one in Tuscany...(almost as good as the one in NY)

There are no other places to eat a Calzone.

[EvilPie]

I have yet to enjoy a calzone made properly outside of Brooklyn, NY. 

I had a nice one in NY....(indeed has to be Brooklyn) and a nice one in Tuscany...(almost as good as the one in NY)

There are no other places to eat a Calzone.

I sampled Calzone for the first time ever whilst on a first date with a rather nice young lady. This was about 3 weeks ago.

She obviously didn't approve because she cleared off and left me alone with my Calzone after half an hour claiming to feel sick.

GG Calzone. I was in there if it wasn't for you!!!!

[boldie]

I have yet to enjoy a calzone made properly outside of Brooklyn, NY. 

I had a nice one in NY....(indeed has to be Brooklyn) and a nice one in Tuscany...(almost as good as the one in NY)

There are no other places to eat a Calzone.

I sampled Calzone for the first time ever whilst on a first date with a rather nice young lady. This was about 3 weeks ago.

She obviously didn't approve because she cleared off and left me alone with my Calzone after half an hour claiming to feel sick.

GG Calzone. I was in there if it wasn't for you!!!!

She wasn't right for you mate...any woman that can't watch you eat a Calzone is probably shit in bed as well.

[StuartHopkin]

I have yet to enjoy a calzone made properly outside of Brooklyn, NY. 

I had a nice one in NY....(indeed has to be Brooklyn) and a nice one in Tuscany...(almost as good as the one in NY)

There are no other places to eat a Calzone.

I sampled Calzone for the first time ever whilst on a first date with a rather nice young lady. This was about 3 weeks ago.

She obviously didn't approve because she cleared off and left me alone with my Calzone after half an hour claiming to feel sick.

GG Calzone. I was in there if it wasn't for you!!!!

ZOMG

She left you in the restaurant?!!?
How did i miss the severity of this!

ROFL

[Claw75]

omg Matt - what did you say to the poor girl?!

[StuartHopkin]

OHNO Mr Pie....tell me you don't prefer the filth that is a "deep pan" pizza?

It's not got to be deep but wtf is thin & crispy all about? You can't even pick them up.

deep pan ftmfw!!!!

Well, yeah..you would prefer it..but then you think Stella is the nectar of the Gods FFS!

Im confused? How is Stella ever not the nectar of the gods.
If you say a word about Heineken not being one of the worlds dirtiest shit pints we're finished Boldie.

P.S. Not sure im im going to the races anymore. My back up has dropped out.

[boldie]

OHNO Mr Pie....tell me you don't prefer the filth that is a "deep pan" pizza?

It's not got to be deep but wtf is thin & crispy all about? You can't even pick them up.

deep pan ftmfw!!!!

Well, yeah..you would prefer it..but then you think Stella is the nectar of the Gods FFS!

Im confused? How is Stella ever not the nectar of the gods.
If you say a word about Heineken not being one of the worlds dirtiest shit pints we're finished Boldie.

P.S. Not sure im im going to the races anymore. My back up has dropped out.

Obv not! Heineken is awful!...as is Amstel and Oranjeboom. Grolsch is nice though...Grolsch beugels are very nice. (I prefer German pils though, Warsteiner etc.)