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« Reply #60 on: September 25, 2009, 08:59:35 PM »

post the fkin picture !
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« Reply #61 on: September 25, 2009, 09:17:29 PM »

Ok here it is ...


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« Reply #62 on: September 25, 2009, 09:18:21 PM »

No gravy, 1 Veg ... and a chicken breast obviously cut with a blunt axe.
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« Reply #63 on: September 25, 2009, 09:18:23 PM »

gg trigg
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« Reply #64 on: September 25, 2009, 09:19:33 PM »

WTF !
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« Reply #65 on: September 25, 2009, 09:20:21 PM »

LOL I did try to warn you.
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« Reply #66 on: September 25, 2009, 09:20:46 PM »

lol thats not it!!!

If it is it'll be the first time on a date where the girl actually asked for rohypnol
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« Reply #67 on: September 25, 2009, 09:21:01 PM »

Oh good God!!!  Kev...mark it on yer calendar.  Tonight you were right for a change!
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« Reply #68 on: September 25, 2009, 09:23:07 PM »

is that jizz on the side of the plate?
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« Reply #69 on: September 25, 2009, 09:25:08 PM »

Is that just the starter?
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« Reply #70 on: September 25, 2009, 09:25:25 PM »

I swear that is the pic he sent ... no camera trickery involved.

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« Reply #71 on: September 25, 2009, 09:26:38 PM »

[ ] Trigg had sex after this meal
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« Reply #72 on: September 25, 2009, 09:28:08 PM »

[X] Trigg had sex with himself after this meal

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« Reply #73 on: September 25, 2009, 09:28:47 PM »

you lot can gfo, i think good attempt rick.  cooking is difficult when you start out.  
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« Reply #74 on: September 25, 2009, 09:31:04 PM »

you lot can gfo, i think good attempt rick.  cooking is difficult when you start out.  

lmfao

the chicken breasts came already stuffed and wrapped, the spuds came prepared and the green beans were frozen ... all the fkin idiot had to do was warm them up and he couldnt even get that right.

Even his right hand would have knocked him back after that effort !!
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