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« Reply #30 on: October 02, 2009, 06:48:42 PM »

heads up tourney, just so you can get smashed up by a 4 yr old girl

I don't think Kellett has been invited
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« Reply #31 on: October 02, 2009, 07:10:58 PM »

4 year old boys love these


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pi%C3%B1ata


Hang it in the garden etc. Let them whack the f*** out of it, scoff the sweets and then send them back to their mums full of e numbers

Job done
Tesco have a few different ones (dont forget to fill it up  Wink)
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« Reply #32 on: October 03, 2009, 01:51:26 AM »

Pinatas are great for that age!  Also, 'musical statues' goes down well.  Just get a wee spot prize for the girls and one for the guys to give out to the winners.  I've also done face painting for that age group, but you'll need someone willing to handle just that, as it takes time to get through 18 kids.   
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« Reply #33 on: October 03, 2009, 02:04:46 AM »

4 year old boys love these


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pi%C3%B1ata


Hang it in the garden etc. Let them whack the f*** out of it, scoff the sweets and then send them back to their mums full of e numbers

Job done
Tesco have a few different ones (dont forget to fill it up  Wink)

Asda have donkey pinata's
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« Reply #34 on: October 03, 2009, 09:56:58 AM »

sleeping lions ftw!

i used to pwn sleeping lions.
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« Reply #35 on: October 03, 2009, 03:37:35 PM »

I am led to believe that private party entertainers are the way forward

There is a woman who does the Harrogate/Otley circuit up here know as "Suzie Sparkle" - pied piper for kids I am told - has them all captivated - P&Q for mum and dad!

The way forward so I'm told
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« Reply #36 on: October 03, 2009, 05:16:18 PM »



Took my 5 year old nephew out to give my sister some peace, decided to splash out a bit. FML. Crazy golf: £12. Bowling: £14. That was just the first hour down.
Indoor DIY party games ftw, they enjoy it more, at a third of the price.
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« Reply #37 on: October 03, 2009, 05:26:27 PM »

RSQ. Kids should be taught that life can be painful at times.
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« Reply #38 on: October 04, 2009, 02:21:14 PM »

keith what do the other parents make of your proffession? can u get any decent sporting discussions with the rest of the dads?
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« Reply #39 on: October 04, 2009, 05:48:48 PM »

keith what do the other parents make of your proffession? can u get any decent sporting discussions with the rest of the dads?

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The mothers don't approve and the fathers are jealous and always asking for tips.

Most people that don't play poker or gamble seriously don't realise how often you lose and assume if you are a professional you always win.

And trying to explain how gutted I am after last week doesn't cut much ice when they hear I won about twice the national average wage in one tournament!
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« Reply #40 on: October 04, 2009, 05:53:58 PM »

keith what do the other parents make of your proffession? can u get any decent sporting discussions with the rest of the dads?

Generalising wildly:

The mothers don't approve and the fathers are jealous and always asking for tips.

Most people that don't play poker or gamble seriously don't realise how often you lose and assume if you are a professional you always win.

And trying to explain how gutted I am after last week doesn't cut much ice when they hear I won about twice the national average wage in one tournament!

life tip: women will never approve of anything you do ever
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