Incoming from Lush the Gush. Schwartz is naughty, innit.

[bolt pp]

used to think this guy was just a trashtalker, think he overstepped the mark though according to thiss......

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/29/news-views-gossip/october-high-stakes-thread-597341/

51 pages in that thread Alex and your link goes to the first with nothing on him.

Can u cliffs notes it for us pls?

yeah this pls

Page 37 and onwards... Shwartz being anti Semitic and abusing some blokes Mrs.

sad, very very sad.

oh, i thought alex meant he'd given someone a dig somewhere or something

[GreekStein]

This was when it started and how it continued. Guy seems like a spoilt brat desperately seeking fame.

ioi: sick call
__FullFlush1__: prinaid u want 4 tables hu
LUIZPNANO67: gay greetings from lex
__FullFlush1__: pr1naid wanna play hu u sad dikhead
pr1nnyraid: yah sure
LUIZPNANO67: come on ipoker
pr1nnyraid: how big
LUIZPNANO67: come on ipoker
LUIZPNANO67: u clown
__FullFlush1__: didnt i hustle u enuf on ipokerr other week
pr1nnyraid: how big do you want cow
__FullFlush1__: hahah u lost about 50k and your 5-10 plater
LUIZPNANO67: i am still up agaisnt ui there fish
__FullFlush1__: pr1naid
__FullFlush1__: 5 tables 25 50 hu
pr1nnyraid: 4 tables 50/1
LUIZPNANO67: bla blsa blsa
__FullFlush1__: only got 30k in
LUIZPNANO67: luke blom SOUL owned u
pr1nnyraid: not worth my time
pr1nnyraid: get more money then find me
pr1nnyraid: im a busy man
__FullFlush1__: is your ugly #&$@% of a girlfreind worth your time u sad puff
ioi: lol
__FullFlush1__: DO U EVEN REALIZE HOW ***** UGLY YOUR UGLY GIRLFRIOND IS JAY JEWISH ROSEN JEW
__FullFlush1__: YO PR1NAID YOUR GIRL IS A DOG
pr1nnyraid: prettier than your boyfriend
__FullFlush1__: AND WHAT YOUR A PUSSI1
System: The $15,000 KO Guarantee ($70+$5 NL Hold'em) will be starting in 4 minutes.
pr1nnyraid: you are a huge joke in poker
__FullFlush1__: YEA BUT YOUR GIRL IS A DOG
__FullFlush1__: AND YOUR DUMN FRIENDS GIRL BRIAN IS A DOG TOO
__FullFlush1__: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
pr1nnyraid: your shtick was cute for like 2 days
LuldeBehanger18: nerd on nerd violence gotta love it
__FullFlush1__: WHEN YOUR UGLY GIRLFRIENDS COME ON YOUR STUPID SHOW
__FullFlush1__: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
pr1nnyraid: play me
__FullFlush1__: LETS PLAY 4 TABLES
__FullFlush1__: 25 50
pr1nnyraid: 50/1
pr1nnyraid: come on
LUIZPNANO67: luke find me on ipoker
LUIZPNANO67: u fish
__FullFlush1__: OR IS YOUR UGLY GIRLFREIND TELLING YOU NO
ioi: can you guys measure your @%#&s someplace else?
pr1nnyraid: how are you gonna bust durrrr if you cant play 50/1
ioi: d.icks
LUIZPNANO67: ud roped more then 300k
pr1nnyraid: ioi
LUIZPNANO67: on ipoker
pr1nnyraid: SHUT UP
LUIZPNANO67: i think 500k
LUIZPNANO67: even
LUIZPNANO67: try 2 get abnend here also......
__FullFlush1__: YO JAY ROSEN YOUR GIRL LOOKS LIKE A DOG !
__FullFlush1__: SHES LIKE A DOG
LUIZPNANO67: then u can tell people u may not play here, because of ban and hide that u are BROKE
__FullFlush1__: MY DOG WOULDNT EVEN FK HER COS SHES SUCH AN UGLY DOG
pr1nnyraid: my gf is hot that much is obvious
LUIZPNANO67: last tiem u told me y had a penthosue in Londen with 3 cars
__FullFlush1__: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
LUIZPNANO67: how many cars u have now left?
__FullFlush1__: I DO LUIZ U TW@T
__FullFlush1__: 2
pr1nnyraid: anyway
pr1nnyraid: i am sitting at 50/1 tables
__FullFlush1__: OK 1 SEC
__FullFlush1__: 4 TABLES 50-`
__FullFlush1__: `
__FullFlush1__: 1
pr1nnyraid: yah
pr1nnyraid: lets go
__FullFlush1__: DO SEND YOUR GIRLFRIEND ST8 TO THE BATHROOM TO PUT ON MAKEUP WHEN SHES WAKES UP
__FullFlush1__: SHES A FILTHY MONEY GRABBING UGLY @%@#%
pr1nnyraid: get your towel ready
pr1nnyraid: im gonna make you @&#& yourself
__FullFlush1__: SHES NEARLY AS UGLY AS BRAINS GIRL
pr1nnyraid: and both of us
pr1nnyraid: if we ever see you
__FullFlush1__: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
__FullFlush1__: U WILL DO NOTHING
__FullFlush1__: COS YOU ARE THE BIGGETS BERD
pr1nnyraid: are going to take out our willies
__FullFlush1__: IL BATTER YOUR DUMB FACE IN THEN STICK FINGERS UP YOUR UGLY GRIL SHOW HER WHAT A REAL MAN IS
pr1nnyraid: and rub them on your leather jacket
pr1nnyraid: fonzie
__FullFlush1__: PLS DONT GET THE RABBIES 
     

[TheChipPrince]

'Its nice to be important, but its more important to be nice.'

[bolt pp]

'Its nice to be important, but its more important to be nice.'

not everyone is jimmy stewart though

someone says that to your face you're gonna chin the guy, over the internet, i'm not sure anyone gives a shit, i know i dont.

[Cf]

lol, just read some of that thread, what an idiot

[tikay]

More Lush Gush.....(some editing to remove links).

NOW SHOWING AT A CASINO NEAR YOU!

PARTYPOKER.COM WORLD OPEN V - IT’S THE TILLY AND LAAK SHOW!

 

London – 14th October 2009 – The action at the partypoker World Open V continues! The Matchroom Sport organised event takes place from Sunday 11 October – Thursday 15 October 2009 in London . For the very first time, the action takes place in the prestigious Palm Beach Casino in the heart of Mayfair and spectators are welcome to rail and the crowds are growing every day. The action starts at 11am.

 

Hollywood actress Jennifer Tilly won heat three at the PartyPoker.com World Open V to join her partner Phil Laak at the final table, while ex-England football star Teddy Sheringham lost to internet qualifier Jan Veit heads-up in heat four. They join Luke ‘FullFlush’ Schwartz in the final

Tilly, a WSOP bracelet winner, had to overcome both a tough field and a tricky overnight break in play to reach make it to last seven, where she’ll face a battle for the $250,000 first prize with her American pro boyfriend Laak, who took down heat two.

“I told Jennifer this is war!” said Laak.

“We’re really competitive so we better spend some time together now because we might not be speaking on Friday!” said Tilly.

It was as tough a heat as you could find with online star and pre-tournament favourite Tom “Durrrr” Dwan, triple-crown holder Roland De Wolfe, big cash game player Sammy “any two” George and Neil Channing – Tilly’s eventual heads-up opponent. Online qualifier Gustav Ekerot was the first player to perish and it was Durrrr who followed next, kicking-off Tilly’s run to the final when she picked up aces against jacks for the second time and the bullets held to leave the table six-handed minus Dwan. No sooner had the aces been put back in the deck, they were out the very next hand and Channing used them to full effect, with Josh Gould the unlucky man to have kings in that spot.

Channing was at it again when he knocked out fellow Londoner De Wolfe, with the short-stacked Roland pushing with 105 suited and Neil calling with pocket threes and hitting quads on the river for good measure. It was not long after that when Channing hit quad kings – but George did well to get away with A10. Sammy’s reward for that escape was to knock out online qualifier Robert Sherwood and take the chip lead. George raised with AK, Tilly called with A6 and Sherwood moved all-in with A7 behind her – Sammy snap called and Tilly got out of the way – the king ruled the board and Any Two was up to 1,218k, Tilly held 980k and Channing just 202k.

He pushed those chips over the line with Q4 and was called by Sammy with pocket nines – hitting a queen to double up. Channing then performed the same magic with AK against Tilly’s Q7 and doubled up again to hold over 800k.

With Channing the chip leader – he took an early crack at Tilly with his K8 against her A8 – Channing hitting a king on the flop but Tilly’s prayers for an ace on the river coming true and moving her to 1,000,000 in chips. Had Channing won the hand, Tilly would have gone and Sammy would have had at least a runners-up spot but George was the bubble boy in this heat, moving all-in with AK and getting called by Tilly’s pocket threes – the board coming K3Q2J to get us heads-up.

Tilly held the chip lead and it is one that she converted into victory, steadily building her stack before getting the best of an action board when the duo held seemingly innocuous cards. It read 23K26 with short-stack Neil holding 42 when Tilly moved in with 54 – Channing made the call that sees Jennifer progress through and Neil have another go in the runners-up heat.

Before they finished their tussle, online qualifier Jan Veit won through to the final after seeing off former England and Manchester United striker Teddy Sheringham heads-up in heat four. Sheringham made the first moves of a cagey heat when the blinds hit 5/10k – first knocking out Simon Craig, then seeing off PartyPoker.com in the Sky winner Johannes Nord Jorgensen, beating his pocket queens when his AK hit an ace on the flop. Sam Trickett was the third player to fall, getting it in good with a pair of sevens again Veit’s AQ and staying in-front on the flop before Jan rivered two pair to end Trickett’s tournament. Double WSOP bracelet winner Scott Fischman completed Teddy’s hat-trick, shoving with pocket sixes and running into Sheringham’s kings and Fischman was gone when both men missed the board.The heat was suddenly moving along at great pace and we were three-handed going into the 20/40k level with Alec Torelli the unfortunate victim. He took a shot at Veit with J9 when Jan moved all-in, only for Veit to turn over the red aces. That left Torelli with just over 100k and moments later that was down to nought, Alec pushing with K2 and Sheringham picking up a pair of eights to go three-handed with over one million in chips.

But the 20/40k level was not kind to the striker and as the blinds edged towards 30/60k, he bled off a portion of his stack to Veit in two hands with nothing against two pair and top pair and it was Jan who now moved over the one million mark. He remained dominant going heads-up with Sheringham after WSOP November-Niner Antoine Saout, who ran into trip nines to be out on the bubble. So Veit had the chip lead and it wasn’t long until he had them all – Teddy pushing his in with 102 and running into AJ, with Jan hitting a jack for good measure to move into the final with Teddy joining Channing in the runners-up heat.

A PartyPoker.com spokesman said: “The final table is shaping up to be one of the strongest and liveliest in the events history. Phil Laak, Jennifer Tilly and Full Flush aren’t exactly the shy and retiring types! We’re expecting a great crowd on Thursday night.” 

 
Results:

Heat One: 1 LUKE SCHWARTZ, 2 Christian Schafer, 3 Jorg Muller, 4 Yevgeniy Timoshenko, 5 Jason Adams, 6 Andy Ward , 7 James Akenhead, 8 Ian Frazer

Heat Two: 1 PHIL LAAK, 2 Patrick Funke, 3 Wayne Obrien, 4 Andy Greekfish, 5 JP Kelly, 6 Remy Biechel, 7 Praz Banzi, 8 Simon Zach

Heat Three: 1 Jennifer Tilly, 2 Neil Channing, Sammy George, 4 Robert Sherwood, 5 Roland De Wolfe, 6 Josh Gould, 7 Tom Dwan, 8 Gustav Ekerot

Heat Four: 1 JAN VEIT, 2 Teddy Sheringham, 3 Antoine Saout, 4 Alec Torelli, 5 Scott Fischman, 6 Sam Trickett, 7 Johannes Nord Jorgensen, 8 Simon Craig

Forthcoming heats:

Heat Five:, Andy Black, John Magill, Bodo Sbrzesny , Paulo Melo, Richard MacKinnon, Andrew Feldman, Vladimir Geshkenbein, Liam Flood

Heat Six: Marty Smyth, Roberto Romanello, Ellis Reuben, Dixie Dean, Mike Sexton, Bruno Fitoussi, Felipe Ramos, Daniel Drescher

Runners-Up heat: Christian Schafer, Patrick Funke, Teddy Sheringham, Neil Channing

FINAL

Luke Schwartz, Phil Laak, Jan Veit, Jennifer Tilly

The main changes to the event this year are that the starting stacks have been tripled, with the tables now being eight seat in the heats and seven players in the final. The buy-in is $10,000, with a total prize pool of $480,000 – the winner scooping $250,000. 
 
Coverage will start on Five in the UK on October 28th and will be presented by Kara Scott.

[tikay]

Oddly, the thing that most caught my eye was Kara Scott getting the Presenter gig.

She joined Poker night Live knowing nothing about Poker, & mot much about Presenting, but she's trying to build a career, & has really worked hard at her game, & her Presenting skills.

From PNL, she went to Sky Poker, thence to 'Stars, then moved up again, & got the WSOP-E gig (covered by ESPN) recently, & is now getting some of the Matchroom stuff.

I fancy she'll wow the Yanks, too, & get the American WSOP gig, too.

Grand to see someone apply themself, & to see hard work pay off.

It does not come naturally to her, either - but she does all her research diligently. And it shows.

Go Kara.

[titaniumbean]

She's really fit too


also kev post numbers are a better reference on 2+2 because some people  obviously have it set to about 2 posts per page.

The thread only has 12 pages on my setting

[T8MML]

Oddly, the thing that most caught my eye was Kara Scott getting the Presenter gig.

She joined Poker night Live knowing nothing about Poker, & mot much about Presenting, but she's trying to build a career, & has really worked hard at her game, & her Presenting skills.

From PNL, she went to Sky Poker, thence to 'Stars, then moved up again, & got the WSOP-E gig (covered by ESPN) recently, & is now getting some of the Matchroom stuff.

I fancy she'll wow the Yanks, too, & get the American WSOP gig, too.

Grand to see someone apply themself, & to see hard work pay off.

It does not come naturally to her, either - but she does all her research diligently. And it shows.

Go Kara.

Agreed oh great one!!

She is an absolute pleasure to talk to, great company and deserves all the success she gets.

Just a shame she is mentioned in the same thread as that........... oh well enough said

[Madone]

used to think this guy was just a trashtalker, think he overstepped the mark though according to thiss......

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/29/news-views-gossip/october-high-stakes-thread-597341/

51 pages in that thread Alex and your link goes to the first with nothing on him.

Can u cliffs notes it for us pls?

yeah this pls

Page 37 and onwards... Shwartz being anti Semitic and abusing some blokes Mrs.

sad, very very sad.

i thought he was jewish?

[Pyso]

Please can we stop giving this idiot any more publicity?

[salfi]

its entertaining.    much more so then 9guys with shades and hoodies.   

[NoflopsHomer]

Oddly, the thing that most caught my eye was Kara Scott getting the Presenter gig.

She joined Poker night Live knowing nothing about Poker, & mot much about Presenting, but she's trying to build a career, & has really worked hard at her game, & her Presenting skills.

From PNL, she went to Sky Poker, thence to 'Stars, then moved up again, & got the WSOP-E gig (covered by ESPN) recently, & is now getting some of the Matchroom stuff.

I fancy she'll wow the Yanks, too, & get the American WSOP gig, too.

Grand to see someone apply themself, & to see hard work pay off.

It does not come naturally to her, either - but she does all her research diligently. And it shows.

Go Kara.

Right off the back of the PKR HU Grand Slam too.

[tikay]

More just in. It's right & proper, as I Edit these to remove Links, to remind you that the Event is sponsored by Party Poker. In case you did not notice.  


FINAL TABLE SET AT PARTYPOKER WORLD OPEN V

LEGEND MIKE SEXTON AND GRASSROOTS PRO JOIN LINE-UP 

 

London – 15th October 2009 – The final table is set at the partypoker World Open V and gets underway shortly! The Matchroom Sport organised event has run from Sunday 11 October. For the very first time, the action takes place in the prestigious Palm Beach Casino in the heart of Mayfair and spectators are welcome to rail.

 

The latest news sees Ambassador of Poker Mike Sexton and newly signed PartyPoker grassroots pro Bodo Sbrzesny make the final table. Mike overcame online qualifier Daniel Drescher heads-up.

In recent minutes, Bodo has come through the runner-up heat, beating online qualifier Patrick Funke. The heads-up was dubbed the ‘Funke Bodo’, in tribute to nightclub ‘The Funky Buddha’ that is opposite the casino. Talking of funky buddhas, ‘Mad Monk’ Andy Black is also at the final table - joining Phil Laak, Jennifer Tilly, Austrian online qualifier Jan Veit and Luke ‘FullFlush’ Schwartz. Organisers are hoping for no trouble when Schwartz turns up after he found himself barred from the casino when he arrived for his heat on Sunday.

 

A PartyPoker spokesman said: “The final table line-up is fantastic and is undoubtedly the strongest and likely to be the most entertaining in the event’s history. We have a poker legend, a poker asbo, a celebrity couple, the mad former Premier League champion, an online qualifier and a member of PartyPoker new grassroots team.”

 

PartyPoker World Open V – The Final Table

 

Luke ‘FullFlush’ Schwartz

Jan Veit

Andy Black

Phil Laak

Jennifer Tilly

Mike Sexton

Bodo Sbrzesny

[tikay]

Oddly, the thing that most caught my eye was Kara Scott getting the Presenter gig.

She joined Poker night Live knowing nothing about Poker, & mot much about Presenting, but she's trying to build a career, & has really worked hard at her game, & her Presenting skills.

From PNL, she went to Sky Poker, thence to 'Stars, then moved up again, & got the WSOP-E gig (covered by ESPN) recently, & is now getting some of the Matchroom stuff.

I fancy she'll wow the Yanks, too, & get the American WSOP gig, too.

Grand to see someone apply themself, & to see hard work pay off.

It does not come naturally to her, either - but she does all her research diligently. And it shows.

Go Kara.

Right off the back of the PKR HU Grand Slam too.

Delighted to hear that. I really love to see hard work, energy & drive rewarded. The girl did good.

When you see her now, it's hard to visualise that not that long ago, 5 years maybe, she was doing Thai Kick-Boxing, or similar, as a hobby!