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[gatso]

I hate this thread, it's full of stuff I don't understand

why was the posh woman in aberdeen buying what I now know to be scottish food?

the good folks of the south east of england would never eat anything of scottish origin

and why did they just give her the batteries without asking what size?

and why didn't the scottish shopkeeper know what a buttery was?

[Ironside]

I hate this thread, it's full of stuff I don't understand

why was the posh woman in aberdeen buying what I now know to be scottish food?

the good folks of the south east of england would never eat anything of scottish origin

and why did they just give her the batteries without asking what size?

and why didn't the scottish shopkeeper know what a buttery was?

i would of thought it was the other way round and a posh woman from aberden went to the south of england looking for some buttries
or the woman from england was looking for batteries and got buttries

[gatso]

I hate this thread, it's full of stuff I don't understand

why was the posh woman in aberdeen buying what I now know to be scottish food?

the good folks of the south east of england would never eat anything of scottish origin

and why did they just give her the batteries without asking what size?

and why didn't the scottish shopkeeper know what a buttery was?

i would of thought it was the other way round and a posh woman from aberden went to the south of england looking for some buttries
or the woman from england was looking for batteries and got buttries

now that makes so much more sense apart from a posh woman coming from aberdeen

[Ironside]

I hate this thread, it's full of stuff I don't understand

why was the posh woman in aberdeen buying what I now know to be scottish food?

the good folks of the south east of england would never eat anything of scottish origin

and why did they just give her the batteries without asking what size?

and why didn't the scottish shopkeeper know what a buttery was?

i would of thought it was the other way round and a posh woman from aberden went to the south of england looking for some buttries
or the woman from england was looking for batteries and got buttries

now that makes so much more sense apart from a posh woman coming from aberdeen

there are a couple of posh areas in and around aberdeen due to the fact its close to balmoral and the oil

[Colchester Kev]

I hate this thread, it's full of stuff I don't understand

why was the posh woman in aberdeen buying what I now know to be scottish food?

the good folks of the south east of england would never eat anything of scottish origin

and why did they just give her the batteries without asking what size?

and why didn't the scottish shopkeeper know what a buttery was?

i would of thought it was the other way round and a posh woman from aberden went to the south of england looking for some buttries
or the woman from england was looking for batteries and got buttries

now that makes so much more sense apart from a posh woman coming from aberdeen

there are a couple of posh areas in and around aberdeen due to the fact its close to balmoral and the oil

Those hookers that were on the corner by the docks werent posh !!

Scared the shite outta me !!

[Ironside]

I hate this thread, it's full of stuff I don't understand

why was the posh woman in aberdeen buying what I now know to be scottish food?

the good folks of the south east of england would never eat anything of scottish origin

and why did they just give her the batteries without asking what size?

and why didn't the scottish shopkeeper know what a buttery was?

i would of thought it was the other way round and a posh woman from aberden went to the south of england looking for some buttries
or the woman from england was looking for batteries and got buttries

now that makes so much more sense apart from a posh woman coming from aberdeen

there are a couple of posh areas in and around aberdeen due to the fact its close to balmoral and the oil

Those hookers that were on the corner by the docks werent posh !!

Scared the shite outta me !!

the docks aint a posh area i am afraid

[gatso]

what are the hookers like near balmoral?

[Woodsey]

A friend of mine from Belfast was in New Zealand recently and needed some fresh towels for her bathroom in the hotel. So she went down to reception and asked for some, bearing in mind the word towels in a NI accent sounds something like 'Toyles'. The receptionist didn't have a clue what she was talking about when being asked for 'Toyles' and she was there for about 5 minutes asking for some. Finally, the receptionist twigged and then said, ahhhhhh yes gotcha, I'll send someone right up.

Ten minutes later a dude in a boiler suit (maintenance man) turns up at her door and said 'I'm her to look at the tiles in your bathroom', my friend practically fell over there and then pissing herself about it.

[Ironside]

what are the hookers like near balmoral?

pretty crap really none have ever made the national team and ffs scotland doesnt have the best rugby team

[G1BTW]

what are the hookers like near balmoral?

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Room Service : 'Morrin. Roon sirbees.'
Guest : 'Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service.'
Room Service: ' Rye . Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???'
Guest: 'Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs.'
Room Service: 'Ow July den?'
Guest: '.....What??'
Room Service: 'Ow July den?!?... pryed, boyud, poochd?'
Guest: 'Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. scrambled, please.'
Room Service: 'Ow July dee baykem? Crease?'
Guest: 'Crisp will be fine.'
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Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine.'
RoomService: 'We bodder?'
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RoomService: 'Wad?!?'
Guest: 'I mean butter... just put the butter on the side.'
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Guest: 'Excuse me?'
RoomService: 'Copy...tea..meel?'
Guest: 'Yes. Coffee, please... and that's everything.'
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Guest: 'Whatever you say.'
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Guest: 'You're welcome'

[810ofclubs]

Scampi fries

Brannigans ham and pickle

Kettle balsmic vinegar and sea salt

Sandy

my hero

[Sack it off]

Crisps don't fill me up and make me thirsty, I can't imagine why anyone would eat crisps in general...

[The Baron]

discos
branagans
mc coys

thats all you need

What happened to Brannagans eh? They had a mustardesque flavour that was golden.

Notable mentions to:
Seabrook
Old skool monster munch
McCoy's
Sea Salt & Balsamic Vinegar Kettle Chips
French Fries (best stoner crisps ever)
Onion Rings
Frazzles
Pickled Onion Space Raiders

[sledge13]

Crisps don't fill me up and make me thirsty, I can't imagine why anyone would eat crisps in general...

Wtf, I would actually die without crisps...always get my "5 a day" at least...