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« on: December 09, 2005, 04:29:31 PM »
Here's something I hear all the time, it always makes me laugh.

"Why don't you guys do a deal, I'm getting bored of watching."
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« Reply #1 on: December 09, 2005, 04:30:54 PM »
My favourite one i heard was 'come on guys i'm running out of rizlas'
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« Reply #2 on: December 09, 2005, 04:58:19 PM »
I don't really care what they say - i'm just happy if i've made it that far in the tourney for them to be saying things like that  Cheesy
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« Reply #3 on: December 09, 2005, 05:58:18 PM »
Best one i heard was in the Vic, final table 4 of us had played 1 of us had made the final. So we were waiting around for him and the other 2 had got quite drunk. The dealer says to 1 of my m8's "please be quiet, if you were in the final i am sure the other players would offer you the same courtesy" to which my firend replied str8 of the bat "if i was in the final i would have won it by now"

I died with laughter.
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« Reply #4 on: December 10, 2005, 09:55:08 AM »
I liked Des "Bling Bling" Jonas when some one was making a decision for all his chips against me.
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« Reply #5 on: December 11, 2005, 10:24:50 AM »
My particular favorite is " you F***ing bas***d, how can you raise with 7 4 off, You're a f****ing loser, I F***ing hate this s**t ."

I usually get this from someone on the sidelines who has just been knocked out by me with rags beating their monster hole cards.

At this point i am usually doing this  dad dont dance dad dont dance dad dont dance
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« Reply #6 on: December 12, 2005, 11:41:07 AM »
Billy you big liar. You never raise big with 4-7 off. You CALL a big raise with 47off you big fish
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« Reply #7 on: December 12, 2005, 11:59:01 AM »
Quote from: mikkyT on December 12, 2005, 11:41:07 AM
Billy you big liar. You never raise big with 4-7 off. You CALL a big raise with 47off you big fish

I will refer you to my large raise under the gun with a similar hand 8 4 off suit, I was called by a guy with  and he paid me off for my straight to the tune of £150 or there abouts.

I rest my case.
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« Reply #8 on: December 12, 2005, 12:00:59 PM »
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I rest my case. 48 off., pfft. No where near as class a hand as 47off!
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« Reply #9 on: December 12, 2005, 12:07:40 PM »
Quote from: mikkyT on December 12, 2005, 12:00:59 PM
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I rest my case. 48 off., pfft. No where near as class a hand as 47off!

Just you bring your bankroll tonight, I need to get more chrimbo pressies and that should cover ..... well not much but bring it anyway, dead money is dead money after all.
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« Reply #10 on: December 12, 2005, 12:10:01 PM »
Said it on the other thread but I believe it bears repeating.

We may need an aptly named child board on this forum called 'Weegies nipping at each other'
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« Reply #11 on: December 12, 2005, 12:12:44 PM »
Its all fun tank, you know that.

Anyway he started it!!
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« Reply #12 on: December 12, 2005, 12:15:27 PM »
Plus, Im not a weegie!!!!!!! 
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« Reply #13 on: December 12, 2005, 12:17:05 PM »
Quote from: thetank on December 12, 2005, 12:10:01 PM
Said it on the other thread but I believe it bears repeating.

We may need an aptly named child board on this forum called 'Weegies nipping at each other'


talktothehand Stop right there Tank... Mikky is a few evolutionary cycles from evolving into a weegie!!!  Cheesy
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« Reply #14 on: December 12, 2005, 01:33:57 PM »
Quote from: Rod Paradise on December 12, 2005, 12:17:05 PM
Quote from: thetank on December 12, 2005, 12:10:01 PM
Said it on the other thread but I believe it bears repeating.

We may need an aptly named child board on this forum called 'Weegies nipping at each other'


talktothehand Stop right there Tank... Mikky is a few evolutionary cycles from evolving into a weegie!!!  Cheesy

 
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