What men want in a woman

[I KNOW IT]

lets be honest guys

when your in a pub/club or where ever you are usally hammered the FIRST thing that you notice is what they are/are not wearing, then you get closers you check out there tits/ass then there face and as you get closer still you can looking into there eyes.

then after you speak to them cause the package above is +ev you find out if they have a good personailty and sence of humour


but the FIRST thing that attracts you to a staranger is what they are wearing and how they carry themselves

Whats a staranger?
Do we need a new poll for them?

[Ironside]

ffs i cant type at the best of times and this isnt the best of times

[Colchester Kev]

It's different things in different women, some are fascinating for one reason (Or bunch of reasons) and some are fascinating for another.

I'm attracted to lots of different women for lots of different reasons.

Translation: I like big tits and small tits.

Not nearly enough love for this comment !!

[Foggy]

We would all like a woman to have virtue, charm, looks and great personality

And to be completely filthy between the sheets

[Colchester Kev]

We would all like a woman to have virtue, charm, looks and great personality

And to be completely filthy between the sheets

Amen.

[Scottish Dave]

I can't believe Face is leading this, Who gives a fuck about Face!

Remember the old saying:

'You don't look at the MantlePiece whilst poking the Fire'

Put a paper bag over their face FFS!

Ass all the way

[bolt pp]

I can't believe Face is leading this, Who gives a fuck about Face!

Remember the old saying:

'You don't look at the MantlePiece whilst poking the Fire'

Put a paper bag over their face FFS!

Ass all the way

does your girlfriend have a nice face?

[Scottish Dave]

I can't believe Face is leading this, Who gives a fuck about Face!

Remember the old saying:

'You don't look at the MantlePiece whilst poking the Fire'

Put a paper bag over their face FFS!

Ass all the way

does your girlfriend have a nice face?

Yes, but thats not why i went with her. I went with her cos i wanted to Shag her body!

[bolt pp]

I can't believe Face is leading this, Who gives a fuck about Face!

Remember the old saying:

'You don't look at the MantlePiece whilst poking the Fire'

Put a paper bag over their face FFS!

Ass all the way

does your girlfriend have a nice face?

Yes, but thats not why i went with her. I went with her cos i wanted to Shag her body!

so shes got a nice face AND body

you're a hypocrite dave now go out and bang an ugly bird

[KarmaDope]

I can't believe Face is leading this, Who gives a fuck about Face!

Remember the old saying:

'You don't look at the MantlePiece whilst poking the Fire'

Put a paper bag over their face FFS!

Ass all the way

does your girlfriend have a nice face?

Yes, but thats not why i went with her. I went with her cos i wanted to Shag her body!

I really hope, for your sake, that she doesn't read Blonde.

[bolt pp]

I can't believe Face is leading this, Who gives a fuck about Face!

Remember the old saying:

'You don't look at the MantlePiece whilst poking the Fire'

Put a paper bag over their face FFS!

Ass all the way

does your girlfriend have a nice face?

Yes, but thats not why i went with her. I went with her cos i wanted to Shag her body!

I really hope, for your sake, that she doesn't read Blonde.

why? he said she's got a nice face and fit body

[GreekStein]

I can't believe Face is leading this, Who gives a fuck about Face!

Remember the old saying:

'You don't look at the MantlePiece whilst poking the Fire'

Put a paper bag over their face FFS!

Ass all the way

does your girlfriend have a nice face?

Yes, but thats not why i went with her. I went with her cos i wanted to Shag her body!

I really hope, for your sake, that she doesn't read Blonde.

why? he said she's got a nice face and fit body

exactly, I'd be more worried about the post above his from Kev!

That could warrant some trouble.

[KarmaDope]

No offence intended, but if my missus asked me why we were together and I just said "I went with you cos I wanted to shag your body", she'd fucking kill me!!

And I assume that most women would agree with that.

[bolt pp]

what would you say instead then?

"you're a dog but i wanted a shag"

"you're a dog but i was desperate"

"you're a dog"

why do you first pull a bird in a pub/club or wherever? because you want to give them one!!

If you told a girl: "i first talked to you in the club that night because i thought you were really sensitive and that it could turn into a meaningfull relationship" she'd think you were a liar or a mug, girls, despite themselfs, arnt that stupid, they know why you hooked up with them in the first place, girls quite like having sex as well so its all good, if it turns into something serious after then happy days

saying i first hooked up with you cos you are fit is not gonna piss off any girl i know

[Laxie]

I've just agreed with something bolt's posted and it doesn't feel right!  Nurse!