god dam it and then some

[thetank]

Tank is it true you used to work on a sex chat line in aberdeen, but got sacked because you couldnt do the sheep noises well enough ?

  

They were happy with my sheep noises.

The reason I got sacked was because, once I got on the payroll, I stopped phoning them up and profits went down by 50% overnight.

[redsimon]

i was just playing the 10k in vc.....had built up a nice stack just after the end of rebuys and wa sat in 3rd place with 30k....i then get the 3 most amazing hands i ever had i think.....i get AA raise to 2k 1 person goes over the top all in bout 7k i call....he got    great thinks me flop  ....oh well could have been worse ......then next hand i get dealt AA raise 3k and same guy goes over the top all in...i call like a flash he has    flop  .....oh fantastic thinks me...by this stage the cat has wisely run off..can it get any worse thinks i....next hand i get  theres been some betting b4 me so i go all in every1 folds except the guy whos raped me 2 previous hands..this time he got  As  ...flop  ............i could have been sick.........this is not a moan....just thought ud all enjoy my misery.....would love to hear of any simular from u guys.....anyway im off to find some rope

sniff sniff, whats that smell? Hmm Bulls***

[Royal Flush]

Shows how little u know satty if you think that is BS

[thetank]

Sounded bad enough in my book.

[satcom]

all entitled to our opinions simon.....thats wot forums r 4.......