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« on: November 11, 2009, 12:50:50 AM »

Right whilst I can remember it ill type it.....i apologise for any furtyher post tonight.... it's not mty fault.

SO tonight is my cribnight and i turn up as norm, onl;y to finf that I won the drink draw on Fri night.. 30 drinks with a max of £90. Now as of late i hgave had a few priobs so I think ,,, i will haved a drink or two where no-one can harm me or see me and i9 am safe, well....

i came home with 6 of the 30 tickets andi was (as far asd i can remember ) started on gunissess and thn moved onto vodja and red wine and i dont mean seperate (small wine and 1 shot vod is £2:70) so it would seem i have smashed them , then fell asleep through my crib game (which we conseeded the win for some reason) only to come to and sell the bar manager who is 18 and as thick as shit that i had taken a sleepinfg tablet b4 starting...and she kept on serving me Smiley


well one of the old girls took pity in me and thought  that too (sort me out) a valium or two was the best idea , as it would help me sleep, so a couple of the iold girls vals later i feel somewhat dizzy.

now the pub down the road serves till 0000 so i pop in for a quicky as they donyt ask questions. Then the long 10 min wALK home, i cant face it..... so i get a cab back to mine and tell him to wauit i snort 1 of my last 2 grams andget 4 bottles of faustino 1 reservee and make my way  to the sancity of a hotel room , have mopved the matress into the toilet, with the l;appy and i know i am gonna ruin the lot.

Should be a fun coupkle of days. the do not distub is on  the door and i have paid in cash without a card so .he.he.he fuck em this could get messy. have taken steps to get mates to change passwords on stars but may get some room service b4 the cocktail works off and destroys me.
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« Reply #1 on: November 11, 2009, 03:16:12 AM »

Happy Hangover Smiley
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« Reply #2 on: November 11, 2009, 05:11:42 AM »

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« Reply #3 on: November 11, 2009, 08:52:20 AM »

I'm so proud
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« Reply #4 on: November 11, 2009, 09:01:38 AM »

Seriously...get help. 
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« Reply #5 on: November 11, 2009, 09:03:19 AM »

Seriously...get help. 
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« Reply #6 on: November 11, 2009, 09:24:35 AM »

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« Reply #7 on: November 11, 2009, 10:10:06 AM »

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« Reply #8 on: November 11, 2009, 10:33:49 AM »

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« Reply #9 on: November 11, 2009, 11:20:06 AM »

i sure remember posting lol, was a fun night. Thanks for encouragment for help but i am fine, sometimes we all need to just blow off a bit of steam.
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« Reply #10 on: November 11, 2009, 11:38:26 AM »

sometimes we all need to just blow off a bit of steam.

I get that but, seriously, one of these days you might not wake up in the morning.
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« Reply #11 on: November 11, 2009, 11:40:25 AM »

sometimes we all need to just blow off a bit of steam.

I get that but, seriously, one of these days you might not wake up in the morning.

^ This
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« Reply #12 on: November 11, 2009, 12:44:24 PM »

i sure remember posting lol, was a fun night. Thanks for encouragment for help but i am fine, sometimes we all need to just Some Blow off a bit of steam.

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« Reply #13 on: November 11, 2009, 03:39:26 PM »

sometimes we all need to just blow off a bit of steam.




I get that but, seriously, one of these days you might not wake up in the morning.

Please be more dramatic!!
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« Reply #14 on: November 11, 2009, 03:42:11 PM »

There's nothing dramatic about a lie in flushy
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