G Casino Luton 2009 blondeite league

[Chompy]

Name                 Played Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts      Score
Tightend             47     2    2    2    11      117      2.49
Snatiramas           37     1    2    1    8       89       2.41
Gamblor              27     2    0    2    3       64       2.37
Celtic               43     1    1    3    5       93       2.16
Winkie               20     0    1    1    5       43       2.15
Alex                 10     1    0    0    2       20       2
Simon G              39     1    1    1    8       76       1.95
Tikay                40     1    1    2    5       76       1.9
Lucky                57     2    1    0    12      102      1.79
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Nirvana              68     3    3    0    9       118      1.74
Chompy               55     2    2    1    6       94       1.71
Pelham Boy           23     0    1    1    4       35       1.52
Sir Donksalot        56     3    1    0    4       84       1.5
Holdorfold           17     1    0    0    2       23       1.35
Claw                 31     0    0    1    5       39       1.26
China Mug            104    3    1    0    11      117      1.13
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Dingdell             19     0    0    0    1       7        0.37
Jeff Buftybarger     22     0    0    0    1       7        0.32
Xpressman            16     0    0    0    1       3        0.19

Updated up to and including Wed 2 September

Loads of league players there tonight but none of them did fark all innit.
Sir Snitchalot put in one consecushove too many with guff and went.
Sir Donksalot was chip leader at one stage but got outplayed by Lionel and then gave away the rest.
Sir Richard 'I don't like swearing' Prew(dish) also out early.
I donked'em off. More stamina issues than Dayjur running in a Grand National at the moment.
Ding - enthralled by how USADennis looked like he was possessed tonight. No good.

Amazingly three from my table made the final. The Alison slowrolling bird, USA 'The Exorcist' Dennis and Farmer Nick Porter. Good to see Nick back, never known a big non-believer. Ever. Ever ever ever ever.

[Drain Alien]

I can't believe that the Monday nite £20 self-deal rebuy tourney has been dropped from LutonG's schedule.
That woz my fave tourney, ESP on a bank holiday Monday...
8-)

[tikay]

Name                 Played Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts      Score
Tightend             47     2    2    2    11      117      2.49
Snatiramas           37     1    2    1    8       89       2.41
Gamblor              27     2    0    2    3       64       2.37
Celtic               43     1    1    3    5       93       2.16
Winkie               20     0    1    1    5       43       2.15
Alex                 10     1    0    0    2       20       2
Simon G              39     1    1    1    8       76       1.95
Tikay                40     1    1    2    5       76       1.9
Lucky                57     2    1    0    12      102      1.79
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Nirvana              68     3    3    0    9       118      1.74
Chompy               55     2    2    1    6       94       1.71
Pelham Boy           23     0    1    1    4       35       1.52
Sir Donksalot        56     3    1    0    4       84       1.5
Holdorfold           17     1    0    0    2       23       1.35
Claw                 31     0    0    1    5       39       1.26
China Mug            104    3    1    0    11      117      1.13
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Dingdell             19     0    0    0    1       7        0.37
Jeff Buftybarger     22     0    0    0    1       7        0.32
Xpressman            16     0    0    0    1       3        0.19

Updated up to and including Wed 2 September

Loads of league players there tonight but none of them did fark all innit.
Sir Snitchalot put in one consecushove too many with guff and went.
Sir Donksalot was chip leader at one stage but got outplayed by Lionel and then gave away the rest.
Sir Richard 'I don't like swearing' Prew(dish) also out early.
I donked'em off. More stamina issues than Dayjur running in a Grand National at the moment.
Ding - enthralled by how USADennis looked like he was possessed tonight. To be confirmed...

Nothing beats subtle comedy.

[the sicilian]

Wednesday.............. despite luckboxing winning the tourney a few weeks back i think i may not play it again.... 75K at 300 600 Lionel had a hand for once by flat calling in the sb with KK in a hand right before the break.... J high flop and me holding a rubbish jack and Lionel leading... he was always getting a double up...hands up..all things have to happen once ...Lionel completely outplayed me.

Then got rogered by J 5 on a A J 5 flop.. me holding obv ace and CR...sigh.

But 45k seemed still ok... however when i next looked up i didn't have much more than 10 bb and shove monkey Chompy mode took over.

Its a shame a tourney that starts so well is reduced to this ...i finished 18th and the average was 6 BB...just ridic.. think i will play on stars on Wednesday..can get 3-4 medium tourneys for my money there..

One stand out hand.. Keith Miller, love Keith such a nice guy but a loon, limps utg at 300 600.. 4 more callers...lol... me BB  KK...what a setup.. i make it another 5K deliberately making it look like a steal pickup.. Keith bless him flat calls and so does someone else round the back ?  limp 600 call 5k FFS...

flop Q 10 3 rainbow... theres plenty in there and I shove, i have both of them well covered and if they hit a set or a wide 2 pair then good luck to them..Keith insta calls and I have a horrible sinking feeling he limped utg with Aces..but this is Keith and Q J o/s is the hand...the turn is a Q and i just let out a dejected sigh as the dark mistress of Poker once more Fanny Farts on my parade..1 second later and a K on the river and all is well in the world again...
Funniest thing of all was I heard someone from my table at the break telling MDD that  I got lucky !! LOL

[TightEnd]

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[Chompy]

Agree, some faultless work from those at G Luton...

Since tournament reports are back in fashion, here's a quicky from my table last night:

Blinds 50-100.
Gary Barnes and Avi both limp from early position, USADennis makes it 300 on the button.
Gary and Avi call.
Flop comes 995.
Check, check.
Dennis bets 2,400!
They both fold.
Dennis shows AA and gives a self-satisfied sniff as he drags in the pot.

[TightEnd]

Here's a potted summary from mine


Nirvana raises pre flop

John Fonseca calls

Nirvana fires two bullets

Nirvana can't fire third bullet

Nirvana says "I give up"

John Fonseca rakes pot on showdown


repeat as necessary

[Chompy]

Ooh, ooh, got another one...

Blinds 50-100.
I make it 300 utg with K3 spades. I blame Sir Snitchalot. He was stood behind me and it made me show off.
Folded to the BB, Alison, who calls.
Flop comes A89, she check calls 450.
Turn a 7, she check calls 800.
River a jack, she checks. I bet 1800.
She thinks for about an hour before calling with A10.
I instafold. She protests about having to turn her hand over.
I growl. Quietly.

[the sicilian]

Ooh, ooh, got another one...

Blinds 50-100.
I make it 300 utg with K3 spades. I blame Sir Snitchalot. He was stood behind me and it made me show off.
Folded to the BB, Alison, who calls.
Flop comes A89, she check calls 450.
Turn a 7, she check calls 800.
River a jack, she checks. I bet 1800.
She thinks for about an hour before calling with A10.
I instafold. She protests about having to turn her hand over.
I growl. Quietly.

LOL...i was nowhere near you..i was just heckling from the next table...

[Dingdell]

Issued yesterday at Luton...

NOTICE TO ALL POKER PLAYERS

Aggressive behaviour will not be tolerated in this poker room.

Any player using agressive foul language will be removed from the poker room for 15 minutes.

Should this happen again then the offending players will be removed from the casino and could face National Barring from ALL casino's.

Nina. Card room supervisor.

Nina also read this out over the tannoy, as she did American Dennis took the paper version of this, made it into a paper aeroplane and threw it towards Nina and it soared right past her left ear. Comedic but sigh....

[TightEnd]

Issued yesterday at Luton...

NOTICE TO ALL POKER PLAYERS

Aggressive behaviour will not be tolerated in this poker room.

Any player using agressive foul language will be removed from the poker room for 15 minutes.

Should this happen again then the offending players will be removed from the casino and could face National Barring from ALL casino's.

Nina. Card room supervisor.

Nina also read this out over the tannoy, as she did American Dennis took the paper version of this, made it into a paper aeroplane and threw it towards Nina and it soared right past her left ear. Comedic but sigh....

Excellent stuff. Apart for the paper aeroplane bit.

[nirvana]

Here's a potted summary from mine


Nirvana raises pre flop

John Fonseca calls

Nirvana fires two bullets

Nirvana can't fire third bullet

Nirvana says "I give up"

John Fonseca rakes pot on showdown


repeat as necessary

lol, repeat ad infinitum would be more apropos

[Michigan Jeff]

5 games  for me and omg looks like a forfiet beckons........I cant see myself scoring any points in near future.....

Chompy:  Can i nominate (if i put them in ) a player to play on my behalf for league points?  

The league elders have deliberated for about five seconds long and hard over this proposal and have agreed to let you have another player compete on your behalf.
However, they have stipulated that you MUST choose from the following list of Luton players:

Avi D'Fish
Danny D'Fish
USADennis
Seb
The Ruppinator

I would like to take you up on your offer...............  Can DennisUSA (GO TEAM USA) play for me?

[Chompy]

Hmm, I will consult the league elders and get back to you in due course. I fancy the answer will be 'no', as there's no way of tracking how many tournaments he 'plays'.

[Drain Alien]

Hmm, I will consult the league elders and get back to you in due course. I fancy the answer will be 'no', as there's no way of tracking how many tournaments he 'plays'.

why is there a picture of some strange bloke in chompey's post?
But we can't see his arms....