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[Chompy]

yep, XXXMedium imo

[the sicilian]

what is it tonight? im on life tilt with how bad some of the betfair regs are and need to grimm nirvana and chompy out of red wine and welched bets.

***** Betfair Poker Hand History for Game 592094005 *****
NL $2.50/$5 Texas Hold'em - Monday, October 19, 13:24:35 GMT 2009
Table Nitrogen 06 6-max (Real Money)
Seat 4 is the button
Total number of active players : 5
Seat 1: Dpommo1 ( $838.50 )
Seat 2: MrBink ( $1,086 )
Seat 3: ubriaco ( $507.50 )
Seat 4: Gambit90 ( $492.50 )
Seat 5: riverotto ( $200 )
Seat 6: LYLU ( $491.90 )
LYLU posts small blind [$2.50]
Dpommo1 posts big blind [$5]
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to MrBink [ , ]
MrBink raises to [$17.50]
ubriaco raises to [$60]
Gambit90 folds
LYLU folds
Dpommo1 folds
MrBink raises to [$148]
ubriaco calls [$88]
** Dealing Flop ** [ , , ]
MrBink checks
ubriaco goes all-in
ubriaco bets [$359.50]
MrBink calls [$359.50]
** Showdown **
MrBink shows [ , ]
ubriaco shows [ , ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ ]
** Dealing River ** [ ]
** Hand Conclusion **
ubriaco wins $1,019.50 from main pot with a straight, King to Nine
************  Game 592094005 ends  ************

Also, you guys heard it here 1st. Me and Celtic have quit smoking. Its a horrible habit and as an added incentive we have a small wager on the side. In addition, anyone who crumbles will be in fancy dress for the next luton fessie. Given i really dont want to wear a mankini (obv because i need to save my fellow man embarassment and inadequecy issues) ill be buying one of those mouth tampons too.

If you see Celtic smoking, take a photo, i need proof. If you see me smoking, please offer the option of blackmail first.

Never happening ( Celtic ).... french maids outfit ftw...by the way vince u left ur fags in my car if u need them

[celtic]

cheers been looking for them, got some more now so no rush....

[Sighmuns]

Also, you guys heard it here 1st. Me and Celtic have quit smoking.

Good lads x

[Drain Alien]

Anyone know if Seb has been on here yet?

I heard that he woz drinking champagne in the card room last Tuesday. Lol.
= Legend imo

[Chompy]

Name                 Played Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts      Score
Alex                 12     3    0    0    3       56       4.67
Snatiramas           42     2    3    1    9       122      2.9
Celtic               47     2    1    4    6       121      2.57
Tightend             51     2    2    2    11      117      2.29
Gamblor              28     2    0    2    3       64       2.29
Lucky                63     4    1    1    12      141      2.24
Winkie               20     0    1    1    5       43       2.15
Nirvana              71     3    4    0    11      138      1.94
Tikay                40     1    1    2    5       76       1.9
Simon G              41     1    1    1    8       76       1.85
Chompy               63     2    2    1    8       99       1.57
Sir Donksalot        64     4    1    0    5       96       1.5
Pelham Boy           24     0    1    1    4       35       1.46
Holdorfold           18     1    0    0    2       23       1.28
Claw                 31     0    0    1    5       39       1.26
China Mug            112    3    1    0    12      121      1.08
________________________________________________________________
Xpressman            16     0    0    0    3       13       0.81
Dingdell             19     0    0    0    2       13       0.69
Jeff Buftybarger     22     0    0    0    1       7        0.32

Updated up to and including Mon 19 October

October results
Name                 Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts
Alexander            2    0    0    1       36
Lucky                2    0    0    0       30
Celtic               1    0    1    1       28
Sir Donksalot        1    0    0    1       21
Nirvana              0    1    0    2       20
Xpressman            0    0    0    2       10
Dingdell             0    0    0    1       6
Chompy               0    0    0    2       5

Yes, yes, I'm back early. Well played to all those PMing me to ask whether I went in the end/how it went/whether it was cancelled etc.
I'd be amazed if the XXXL fairy costume-wearing scotch-pie muncher wasn't behind this merriment.
Minus points to anyone else that PMs me obv...
I could have got back for the tail-end of Masterchef if I'd really put my foot down imo.
Bollocks, I missed the 'is it a dude or a bird' jobbie on University Challenge and a WHOLE episode of Masterchef for that nonsense.
The Future Of Poker and Xpressman were still in when I departed.
More when I can be arsed...

[Xpressman]

Got massive damage when getting invoved in all in with my 10 10 V 45 hearts............Yes thats right i lost to a Straight

despite a big raise pre fop and a paired board - 

Chompy got bashed up with pre flop terrible calls and Whatever you bet at The G pre flop nowadays you get 3 to 4 callers Guaranteed

Back home Now ...............Chompy mate brush yourself down like me forget about it and "ON WITH THE SHOW"

Solid Play Shall Come Out In The Long Run

As Long As You Live Till ..................120 Years Old   

Now im going on line to recoup my losses

[Drain Alien]

Oooh look who got 2nd last nite......legend imo

[Rockstar]

No idea who that is Alien?

Gissa clue...

Tim nice but dim hasnt gone all Cat Stevens and changed his name has he?

[Drain Alien]

No idea who that is Alien?

Gissa clue...

Tim nice but dim hasnt gone all Cat Stevens and changed his name has he?

Pretty sure u know him SirStingAlot

known on here as Mr Alfayed or Harrods.
http://www.cheeseypoker.co.uk/casino/AllPlayersPictures.aspx

ps - that geezer wot is 2nd in from the top is clearly a poker ledge imo

 

[Rockstar]

Ah got it now

That really is a proper rogues gallery

Some big names on that list

Oh and your on there as well 

[luther101]

Chompy     .....       we are still waiting for your 'report' on last night (number of runners, standard of play, standard of your play, what Seb was drinking, was Seb ever at the table, etc).

If you don't reply soon     ....    I might have to PM you!

[Chompy]

Name                 Played Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts      Score
Alex                 12     3    0    0    3       56       4.67
Snatiramas           42     2    3    1    9       122      2.9
Celtic               47     2    1    4    6       121      2.57
Tightend             51     2    2    2    11      117      2.29
Gamblor              28     2    0    2    3       64       2.29
Lucky                63     4    1    1    12      141      2.24
Winkie               20     0    1    1    5       43       2.15
Nirvana              71     3    4    0    11      138      1.94
Tikay                40     1    1    2    5       76       1.9
Simon G              41     1    1    1    8       76       1.85
Chompy               63     2    2    1    8       99       1.57
Sir Donksalot        64     4    1    0    5       96       1.5
Pelham Boy           24     0    1    1    4       35       1.46
Holdorfold           18     1    0    0    2       23       1.28
Claw                 31     0    0    1    5       39       1.26
China Mug            112    3    1    0    12      121      1.08
________________________________________________________________
Xpressman            16     0    0    0    3       13       0.81
Dingdell             19     0    0    0    2       13       0.69
Jeff Buftybarger     22     0    0    0    1       7        0.32

Updated up to and including Mon 19 October

October results
Name                 Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts
Alexander            2    0    0    1       36
Lucky                2    0    0    0       30
Celtic               1    0    1    1       28
Sir Donksalot        1    0    0    1       21
Nirvana              0    1    0    2       20
Xpressman            0    0    0    2       10
Dingdell             0    0    0    1       6
Chompy               0    0    0    2       5

Nowt doing last night.
Some quality photos there Drainy. LOL @ Johnny Vac with hair. It's just wrong innit?

[Dingdell]

I mentioned to MDD on Sunday that there was an attempt to get Seb on LNP. "Who?" he said - "On what?" he continued.

I described Seb - he was none the wiser. Unfortunate that I was having this convo with a man who rarely plays poker and is not often at Luton, otherwise we'd have been alright....

[Chompy]

OK, by popular demand...

33 players, inc handsome Paul, TFOP, Evil, MDD, Xpress, Dave Johnson, Mr and Mrs tit tattoo, RUHolding, and various newbies and donks.

First hand I get aces utg v a guy that I knew straight away was never gonna lay down a pair. I make it 175, he calls next door, flop 3 10 J, I lead out for 350, he makes it 1,000 more. I decide I'm happy to check call to the river. I check the 6 turn, he bets 1,000. I call. River is a queen. I check, he goes all in. I fold face up. He shows JQ.

Blinds still 25-50. Five limpers on my BB. I have QQ. Bump it up another 400. FOUR callers. Flop A75 two spades. I give up. JQ guy from earlier had limp called utg with Q8 spades and promptly gave most of the chips he'd taken off me to the ruppinator...with A5.

Paddled around a bit, down to 2,500 when we hit 100-200.
Then I got Ruppinatored, 56 in the BB on a 346 flop. Couldn't shake him off with 67. His seven played.

Scores on the doors

No. of players.....................33
No. of leaguers...................3
No. of Sebs present.............0
Standard of play..................1/10
Tournament director............Coco Pops (N/A)
Atmosphere........................4/10
Paul handsomenessometer...8/10

Hand of the night

Blinds 50-100, three players involved, Newbie Donk, Chunky Asian Dude With Mohican and George Michael

"Raise", said NB utg, "500". "Call", said CADWM. "Me too", squawked GM out of the SB.
The trio sat, full of hope and expectation, as the flop was delivered. "Queen, seven, six" called the dealer, two hearts.
"Isla Checker"said GM.
“1,500” shouted ND, so loudly that Kalam had the manager of Bannatine’s gym on the phone straight away complaining about the noise. “It’s drowning out Eric Prydz”, he moaned. “There’s nothing I can do about it”, replied Kalam.
CADWM sat there for a few seconds, then shrugged his shoulders and said the magic words “I’m all in”.
“Mia Toower” said GM.
“Aah bollocks, I fold my nines”, exclaimed ND with a tear in his eye.
“On their backs” suggested the dealer.
It’s queen seven suited for CADWM, KK for GM.