G Casino Luton 2009 blondeite league

[celtic]

Hi phil, undecided at the mo. Gonna watch the hibs game then decide. Probably 60 I would imagine.

[ruholding]

Hi phil, undecided at the mo. Gonna watch the hibs game then decide. Probably 60 I would imagine.

at least the gers only won 2-1 so goal diff still looks good

[Snatiramas]

Not playing tonight.......might play Weds or Thurs depending on commitments. want to keep the pressure on you good players..........

[Simon Galloway]

In that case I will go and nick it.

Put me down for the points please chompy...

[Simon Galloway]

Can't be bothered to do a vid, but the standard tonight was fucking diabolical.  what credit crunch?  There were at least a dozen players there that shouldn't be allowed to cross the road on their own, let alone play a £100 comp.  I suppose that's good, but of course the poker gods decided to have some fun tonight.

Examples:

Pushing all in short and expecting a player to fold getting 3/1+ on the call.

Making random shoves when the betting clearly points to a made hand in at least one if not two places and being surprised when it doesn;t get through.

I get it in with Dulux KK v22 and he hits a 2.  Comedy value as I had just advised him when he moved to my table that he had the perfect size squeezing stack and then limped in with kings so he could squueeze.  The only reason I am telling this is just to stop Dulux coming on here and moaning about his exit, which was fugly it has to be said.  Dulux bets flopped top set into a guy who has middle pair no kicker and loses to runner runner flush.  Unlucky son.

With r +r/r action in front of them, people donking in chips with A9 having not put a penny in the pot.  wtf?  And hitting of course.  Mel got a bad one when A6 tried to push him off JJ and the board wrapped around the 6.

Player takes multi barrels from me with AT on a JT4 flop, me opening UTG with QQ, rivers the ace and can't believe that he wasn't in front the whole way.  "I didn't need it, I was winning all along."

I get K4 in the sb and complete, lead out on a K94 flop.  fireworks everywhere, first guy has moved in with QJ, next player reluctant caller, I actually manage to hold after making a trivial call against a player that hasnt shown a genuine hand yet and another player that didnt want to call but couldnt fold KQ.

That gives me a nice stack that takes a nice little run of 0/5 in flips to get the bastards to grind me down.  Roll on vegas.

[celtic]

lol, luton was good fun today.

[the sicilian]

Can't be bothered to do a vid, but the standard tonight was fucking diabolical.  what credit crunch?  There were at least a dozen players there that shouldn't be allowed to cross the road on their own, let alone play a £100 comp.  I suppose that's good, but of course the poker gods decided to have some fun tonight.

Examples:

Pushing all in short and expecting a player to fold getting 3/1+ on the call.

Making random shoves when the betting clearly points to a made hand in at least one if not two places and being surprised when it doesn;t get through.

I get it in with Dulux KK v22 and he hits a 2.  Comedy value as I had just advised him when he moved to my table that he had the perfect size squeezing stack and then limped in with kings so he could squueeze.  The only reason I am telling this is just to stop Dulux coming on here and moaning about his exit, which was fugly it has to be said.  Dulux bets flopped top set into a guy who has middle pair no kicker and loses to runner runner flush.  Unlucky son.

With r +r/r action in front of them, people donking in chips with A9 having not put a penny in the pot.  wtf?  And hitting of course.  Mel got a bad one when A6 tried to push him off JJ and the board wrapped around the 6.

Player takes multi barrels from me with AT on a JT4 flop, me opening UTG with QQ, rivers the ace and can't believe that he wasn't in front the whole way.  "I didn't need it, I was winning all along."

I get K4 in the sb and complete, lead out on a K94 flop.  fireworks everywhere, first guy has moved in with QJ, next player reluctant caller, I actually manage to hold after making a trivial call against a player that hasnt shown a genuine hand yet and another player that didnt want to call but couldnt fold KQ.

That gives me a nice stack that takes a nice little run of 0/5 in flips to get the bastards to grind me down.  Roll on vegas.

LOL... I did have 1500 chips at the time of said speech induced shove...which i managed to roll up to 14k b4 said cock of the highest degree incident...

one of a growing breed of dickheads who have some delusion they can play poker.. we had the full reptoire tonight from huge dwell foldage and stare down .. telling the dealer how to count a pot...to shouting ' thats sic man..thats sic how can you do that to him ' when he binks one of the sickest runner runners in living memory.. .. i tell u wot m8 i'll show u wot i can do with ur head in the crook of my fore arm as i choke the last fucking breath from u ..u cock..

Bitterness is my only comfort

[relaedgc]

Good night, then.

[Chompy]

Name                 Played Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts      Score
Celtic               23     1    1    3    3       88       3.83
Tightend             25     2    2    1    6       91       3.64
Snatiramas           13     0    2    1    2       44       3.38
Simon G              19     1    0    1    5       52       2.74
Winkie               11     0    0    1    3       27       2.45
Chompy               29     2    1    1    3       69       2.38
Nirvana              42     2    2    0    7       84       2
Alex                 10     1    0    0    2       20       2
Lucky                20     1    0    0    4       35       1.75
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Tikay                29     1    0    1    4       50       1.72
Claw                 15     0    0    0    5       25       1.67
Pelham Boy           19     0    1    1    3       31       1.63
China Mug            69     3    1    0    9       108      1.57
Gamblor              13     0    0    0    3       14       1.08
Holdorfold           9      0    0    0    2       8        0.89
Dingdell             10     0    0    0    1       7        0.7
Jeff Buftybarger     11     0    0    0    1       7        0.64
Compo                22     0    0    0    1       3        0.14
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Sir Donksalot        23     0    0    0    1       3        0.13
Monkey Matt          2      0    0    0    0       0        0
Xpressman            5      0    0    0    0       0        0


Updated up to and including Sun 17 May

[ ] Last night was a points fest for league players.
[ ] Angels And Demons is a good film.
[X] Roscommon is waterlogged, so a night out at the G beckons. 13 runners and some easy points please.

[TightEnd]

11 + me + Chompy pls

10 way chop for league points

A real and unfulfilled ambition is to get this deal suggestion through Myland and MDD pre year end

[Snatiramas]

11 + me + Chompy pls

10 way chop for league points

A real and unfulfilled ambition is to get this deal suggestion through Myland and MDD pre year end

snati unfurls his duster
polishes his bald patch so as to be able to reflect the light into some poor unfortunates eyes
and says
Monday night.....count me in

[Chompy]

It's looking like a bumper, suede-posteriored field for the crappy £50x3 tonight.
Plenty of sports betting discussion ftw

[celtic]

As joint league inventor, new rule is min 30 runners for points to count. Please adjust the points accordingly chompy. Thanks.

[Snatiramas]

As joint league inventor, new rule is min 30 runners for points to count. Please adjust the points accordingly chompy. Thanks.

Bitter and twisted comment........I agree

[Chompy]

Funny I was thinking about that down the gym, about going half points when 25 or fewer line up.
Then I remembered I'm going tonight, so decided against it.
Fairness ftw as always.