Chompy's Recidivist 2010 G Luton League/Scrabble thread

[The Captain]

Fabulous Richard, now if you can get him to stop posting tripe by 50% ............................

[Rockstar]

Either Tighty or Drainy has a new book to promote,right?

[TightEnd]

er, not me

Drainy. It was only a joke. Same joke that has been said to many others through 14 months of this league!

[Rockstar]

For anyone attending tonights comp

There will be a minutes silence as the names go up on the board

[Dingdell]

Fabulous Richard, now if you can get him to stop posting tripe by 50% ............................

As if it were needed here is confirmation of the full moon. That explains only 13 posts.

[Rockstar]

Fabulous Richard, now if you can get him to stop posting tripe by 50% ............................

As if it were needed here is confirmation of the full moon. That explains only 13 posts.

To be fair its quality we want,not quantity...

[Chompy]

Chomps,
Having slept on it (kind of!), I have decided to extract myself from your League.
A shame, but shit happens.
Pls delete me from your results table.
GL all (well almost all of you).
         Thanks, Darren.

Roflcopters. Not a chance. It's standard league practise to question the totals put forward by newbies for comedy value. Besides which the January induction/leaving period has now closed and nobody can join or leave until the transfer window in July.

[Chompy]

Name                 Played Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts      Score
2Tight               1      1    0    0    0       21       21.00
Ericredkite          1      0    0    1    0       15       15.00
W4SP                 1      0    0    0    1       11       11.00
Simon G              1      0    0    0    1       5        5.00
Greg Sighmuns        5      1    0    0    1       23       4.60
Jonnyplum            7      0    0    1    2       29       4.14
Luther               25     2    1    1    5       87       3.48
Holdyfoldy           6      0    0    1    1       19       3.17
Unimaginative        12     2    0    1    0       36       3.00
Celtic               3      0    0    0    1       8        2.67
Drain Alien          8      0    0    0    3       20       2.50
Rockstar             16     1    1    0    1       32       2.00
British Gas          7      0    0    0    1       12       1.71
Pizzled              13     1    0    0    1       21       1.62
Sir Donksalot        6      0    0    0    1       7        1.17
Evil Edna            15     0    0    1    1       16       1.07
China Mug            20     0    0    0    3       18       0.90
Chompy               6      0    0    0    1       4        0.67
Xpressman            15     0    0    1    0       9        0.60
Gamblor              0      0    0    0    0       0        0
Pokermuppet          1      0    0    0    0       0        0
Free Rollin          1      0    0    0    0       0        0
Jeff Buftybarger     1      0    0    0    0       0        0
Rookie               1      0    0    0    0       0        0
Winkie               1      0    0    0    0       0        0
Inthebelly           2      0    0    0    0       0        0
Snatiramas           2      0    0    0    0       0        0
Claw                 2      0    0    0    0       0        0
Pelham Boy           3      0    0    0    0       0        0
Tikay                4      0    0    0    0       0        0
RUHolding            4      0    0    0    0       0        0
Handsome Paul        4      0    0    0    0       0        0
Tightend             4      0    0    0    0       0        0
Lucky                5      0    0    0    0       0        0
Dingdell             5      0    0    0    0       0        0
Alex                 5      0    0    0    0       0        0
_____________________________________________________________
Nirvana              10     0    0    0    0       0        0

Updated up to Mon 1 Feb

Standard final-table nonsense last night. Me and Banksy had the world two tables out but then...
Banksy isn't quite at his confident best at the moment coz of running bad imo but made a quality call that most at the final table (wrongly) thought was tez, and got unlucky. No cash for six-foot bouffant.
Quote of the night came from tattoo man. Holdyfoldy went all in for around 18k with the blinds at 2k-4k from earlyish position. RD says "I don't fink you can be that strong coz you went all in and didn't like just raise or summink. Go on, I'll give you a spin (ace-jack)." Holdy's jacks hold up. Of course he goes on to finish second.
I'm off the mark with a magnificent 4pts, Edna 7pts, Holdy 9pts. No bonus jobbies with just 41 runners.

[Chompy]

'Gotcha' (A.Gotch)                               189
'G-Man's Perfect Night In' (G.Rodge)             132
'The Rock-Steady Crew' (P.Noonan)                128
'Most Of The Time They Can't Call' (G.Wheldon)   86
'Jonny’s Plums' (D.Johnson)                      69
'Alien Attack' (D.Allen)                         69
'Prime Beef' (J.Buffenbarger)                    58
'A Glass Half Full' (G.Snitcherson)              57
'I'll Never Be As Good As Chompy' (V.Calenti)    56
'Hurrah, It's The Luton Rifles' (M.Jarvis)       52
'Edna's All Stars' (E.Adams)                     43
'Sad Muppet Time' (D.Colton)                     42
'TV's Anthony Kendall' (A.Kendall)               42
'Re-Binked' (A.McBride)                          41
'Fake Madrid' (G.Symons)                         39
'If You Can't Beat'Em, Join'Em' (G.Dealer)       38
'Holdorfantasyfolk' (M.Bashir)                   37
'Deer's Testicles FTW' (G.Kan)                   37
'Property Express All-Stars' (I.Needleman)       21
'Muck All In' (C.Poulton)                        19
'Ball Till U Fall’ (A.Martin)                    17
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'League Of Unlikely Donklemen' (D.Onksalot)      15
'Last Men Standing' (P.Ephremsen)                12

Phumph, I was going well with sixth left but still managed to finish seventh.
Elsewhere, MDD fans gain another 5pts, although he was pretty tez at the final table. Think tiredness kicked in after decorating all day. He is 86 you know.
Edna binked 7pts for fourth, Holdy 9pts for third and Boar Wars picks up another maximum for our runaway leader.

[Chompy]

DING DING! It's on! Seconds away, round one...

In the blue corner, out of Lyechester, England and weighing in at uber big noy boy, it's Riccccchard 'Tightend' Prew.

In the red corner, out of the league forthwith and weighing in with 'eight' tournaments in January, it's Darren 'Drainy' Alien.

Yes folks, Barry Hearn has agreed to stop spamming Tom Dwan v Sammy George hands on The Rail promoting poker and darts for a while in order to push what promises to be a thriller.

"The Rumble After The Crumble"

Location: on the mound behind the science block.
Time: after school, although Drainy and Tighty both have a free period after lunch and Drainy wants it over before the teachers find out.

Tales Of The Tape

Tighty

Strengths: Raising with aces in late position.
Weaknesses: Stamina issues. Also rumours of an injury to the right 'sledgehammer' hand, recently jammed in a drive-thru window in Salford, continue to circulate.
Pre-bout meal: BK whopper and McDonald's fries; anything with half a pound of mature cheddar stirred in.
Quotes: "There's no way Drainy will take me down. The numbers just don't add up. He needs to learn the ways of the league and I'm gonna teach him."

Drainy

Strengths: Loves the Luton thread (until yesterday).
Weaknesses: Counting. Correct use of check boxes.
Pre-bout meal: Stella Artois.
Quotes: "Drainy is pumped up after the disgraceful allegations and Drainy will show no mercy. Mark my words, Drainy will take him down in eight."

Place your bets now...

Tighty by KO: Evens
Drainy by KO: 8/1
Tighty on points: 100/1
Drainy on points: 7/4

[TightEnd]

LOL

Drainy come back. If only to annoy Birdforum....

[Sighmuns]

Fabulous Richard, now if you can get him to stop posting tripe by 50% ............................

No idea who you are, but imo your opinion would matter to me a lot more if you posted in this forum.

Having said that, if this is a sample of what we have to look forward to in your posts, you might as well go back to lurking

[Claw75]

lol fantastic stuff Chompy!

[LittleRedRidingHood]

LOL Chompy - my money has to go on drainy put me down for a £100.00 at 8/1 for k/o

[luther101]

LOL Chompy - my money has to go on drainy put me down for a £100.00 at 8/1 for k/o

Mrs Drainy, any 'inside info' from Dazza's training camp?